Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *bouncing* *squealing* *dancing*
Bert: *lowers eyebrow* Why me?

 

[The Count]

Count: Ah... Vell... Guess those sounds ve hear are Lisa glomping avay. Ed's still searching for the answers to his vorries, sure hope he gets to talk to his friend about it. Or maybe some of his friends from here in the dorms. But here...
*Hands Uncle Deadly a pack of mini fudge spiders to take back upstairs so UD can snack on. Have a creepy night, you skulking spook.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Wait a minute...Storyteller, your birthday just took place and we missed it?
Storyteller: Let me check...oh, goodness, yes, it was my birthday.
Nora: Oh, man, oh, man, we of all people should have known...I'm sorry, I've been so busy helping Mrs. Farley...we'll be the laughing stock of the dorms...
MN: It's my fault, guys, I'm the one in charge of planning parties in our room 7 and I think my brain exploded under the weight of ten different midterm exams...
Storyteller: You two? I'm the one who forgot my own birthday! I'm the one who's brain's going to pieces...oh, I haven't finished all of these lecture notes on "Modern-Day Myths of the Silly Creatures..."

(group collapses on sofa for a group hug and collective moan)

MN: I think I heard a package being dropped off at the door. (calls over to room 1) Ed, thank you so much...but I think room 7 has officially lost its collective mind.

 

[The Count]

*Answering Erin's call... Oh? Where did you leave it last? Should we put out flyers for "Lost Minds, please report them if found to MC Dorms, c/o Room #7"?
Heh... Mayhaps we need to call in some spiritual counseling. Now where did I put that RHLC place's phone number...

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: *goes over to Erin's room* (knock knock) Sorry i guess yesterday you weren't in. So i came back to see if you..(whispers)...wanted to throw a party with Maurice on Saturady with the Storyteller? His brihday was on the same day.

 

[The Count]

Uh Herry... Maurice's birthday was on the 19th. Turns out I forgot/got it mixed-up, so tat's why I asked you and Kyle to throw a party for him along with Erin's plans for Storyteller Fraggle this weekend.
Hope that helps clear things up.

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: Oh thank you Ed. Thanks anyways Erin. See you saturday. Bye. *head back to the room*

As Herry passes Oscar's can he can hear some kind of music coming from it.

Herry: Wonder what Oscar is doing? Hmmmmmm.....

The camera fallows the sound off into Oscar's trashcan. As we see Oscar and his fellow grouches have been practicing their new song.

Oscar: Alright you fellow grouches. This is a new song were going to play at the party this saturday.

Leon Grouch: What? We don't do favors for others.

Oscar: I know we don't but i thought with it being a grouchy song it wouldn't hurt to try it out on nice people. That only means when they like it we might hate it.

Oswald Grouch: That sounds rotten to me.

Travis Grouch: Me too.

Oscar: Alright. Hit it!

Leon: *plays on a broken typewriter*
Travis: *breaks a dish*
Leon: *plays some more*
Travis: *breaks another dish*
Oswald: *rips a page out of a book*

Travis: *pushes Leon out of the way and plays the typewriter*
Oscar: *pushes some stuff over which makes a loud crash*

All the gouches start putting the sounds together and making a rhyme. Fluffy finds an old phonograph record horn lookie thingy and starts playing it like a horn.

Oscar: Do that again Fluffy!

Fluffy: *blows through it again which makes a horn sound*

Oscar: Yea!

Leon: Zabwe dap dooby doo Zap a da dee dop zwe bop, Zwee Dap Zee Doo.
Zabwe dap zooby dooby do zee zap dee doo,

Travis: Zabwe dap zooby dooby do zee zap dee doo,

Oscar: Zabwe dap dooby doo Zap a da dee dop zwe bop, Zwee Dap Zee Doo.

Oswald: Zabwe dap zooby dooby do zee zap dee doo,

Grouches: Zooby zoo Zabby zob zwee dap zwee
Zwe Dap zwe doo she doo, Whoo!!

Leon: Zabwe dap dooby doo Zap a da dee dop zwe bop,

Travis: Zabwe dap zooby dooby do zee zap dee doo,
Oscar: Zabwe dap dooby doo Zap a da dee dop zwe bop, Zwee Dap Zee Doo,

Oswald: Zabwe dap zooby dooby do zee zap dee doo,

Grouches: Zooby zoo Zabby zob zwee dap zwee
Zwe Dap zwe doo she doo, Whoo!!

Leon: *tinking some beakers*

Oswald: *hitting some old glasses and breaking them*

Oscar: *hiting a bunch of old pots and pans*

Fluffy: *toots her horn again*

*more hitting stuff to the rhyme of the song*

Fluffy: *toots again*

*hitting barrels and tubs*

Oscar and the grouches: Ahhhhhhh...Zabwe dap sooby doo dapa swee wab
Zee doo da ba doo dz ba da ba doo Zwe Dap Zwe
doo da,

Fluffy: *keeps playing her horn*

Oscar and the grouches: Ahhhhhhh...Zabwe dap sooby doo dapa swee wab
Zee doo da ba doo dz ba da ba doo Zwe Dap Zwe
doo da,

Oscar: Wah wah wah ba ba da ba wah wah,

Grouches: Zabwe dap sooby doo dapa swee wab
Zee doo da ba doo dz ba da ba doo Zwe Dap Zwe
doo da,

Oscar and the Grouches: Shoooo bab she do, Whoo! (4x)

Fluffy: *kind of blows a sad note*

*music ends*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Herry: *goes over to Erin's room* (knock knock) Sorry i guess yesterday you weren't in. So i came back to see if you..(whispers)...wanted to throw a party with Maurice on Saturady with the Storyteller? His brihday was on the same day.

Nora: Wait a minute, Erin, aren't you going to be out of town on Saturday?
MN: Yeah, I'm going to be in New York over the weekend.
Storyteller: Dear me, dear me...I think we might have to come up with an alternate date...but I think we'll be able to have an excellent fete once our journalist in residence is physically and mentally available.
MN: True. I probably should have said so ahead of time...but like I said, midterms have a way of making me lose my mind.
Nora: Uh, Erin...in between these books, I found something slimy and pinkish gray.
MN: Let me guess, Historical Atlas of Ancient Egypt and a copy of Wuthering Heights.
Nora: Yep...ew...whatever it is, it's slimed all over the pages.
MN: So that's where I put my mind. (scoops up brain matter) Get back in there, you pesky little neurons. I needed you guys this afternoon during my art midterm.

 

[tutter_fan]

BOINK! Someone got glomped! Call the emergency department! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[The Count]

*Finishes reading the new chapters in Melissa's latest fanfiction. Oh wow, I wonder wen Lisa's gonna read this one. She'll squeeeeeee to high heaven. Robin's Story!! Mmm, hope Kyle and Erin have everything planned for tomorrow's party.

*Lights go out in Room #1, though I'll probably wake up in the middle of the night and check back on you guys and gals.