Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Good Morning Guys!

ZOE: Good Morning, Peter

BABY BEAR: I slept Okay, how did you sleep, Peter

PETER: Very Good

LITTLE BIRD: What are we having for Breakfast, Peter

PETER: How about some Pancakes

ZOE: Okay, you know It is Kyle's Birthday and we made him this card and It's also the storyteller Fraggle's birthday

LITTLE BIRD: What should we give him

PETER: I can give the Storyteller Fraggle a Notebook and a Pen so she can write good stories with this magical pen

BABY BEAR: Boy that Pen sure seems magical, Peter

 

[Erine81981]

Uh Peter? It's not my birthday. It's Maurice's. He's one of the monsters who stay with me. So i would remake that card. Talk to you later. *knocks on Ed's door* Yo Ed! Uh Erin said she wasn't going to be here today. That only means the party will be for Maurice. Is that going to be ok?

 

[The Count]

Sure, they can have a private party if they feel that's best. Just clean up after the party's done, we have another double party on Mnday.

 

[Erine81981]

Ok you got it. Are you and the Count coming to "The Grouches annual relay.?" It's down in grouchland USA.

 

[The Count]

Uh no... We'll have to graciously decline the invitation. But we do wish Oscar and his team loses... *Grouch psychology you know.
And hope you gus have a good er, rotten time at the relay.

 

[Erine81981]

Is something wrong with your vocabulary? You just said "gus" when you should of said guys. (sorry thought i would make a funny) But ok. I'll see you guys when we get back from the grouch relays. Bye. *walks up to the second floor* Are you guys ready?

Herry: Almost.

It's took you this long to get ready for this?

Grover: We do not want anyone knowing that grouchie has nice freinds.

I see. Now i have to get ready. Is Maurice here yet?

FilFil: Not yet.

*getting ready* What?

Telly: I'm ready. *dirty as ever*

Herry: You look nice dirty. That's good.

Grover: No Herry. Remember our grouch languages.

Herry: Oh yea. You look really rotten Telly.

Telly: Thanks.

Grover: Remember Telly.

Telly: Whoops. Same too you to bub.

Good work guys.

Maurice: *walks in* Hey guys. Home from work. What are ya'll doing?

Telly: Getting ready to go to "The Grouches Relays."

Maurice: But ya'll are all dirty or messed up clothes.

Grover: It is the only way to get in.

Grouches would never let us in dressed like that. It's part of your birthday surprise.

Maurice: For real? You didn't forget?

Grover: Nope. We just wanted to do something fun for you on your birthday.

Maurice: Thanks guys.

Now hurry up. We have to be there by..*looks at watch*...oh no! Were late. Gosh!

Herry: Don't worry Kyle. Grouches are always late.

Oh yea. Forgot. Thank Herry.

Few minutes later..............

Alright everyone ready?

Monsters: Ready!

Good.

Everyone that is going heads over to Oscar's trashcan and climbs or jumps into it. We all fall down into Oscar's dirty living room and head out the door marked "Grouchland USA."

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Hey Ry, whatcha doin'?
Ryan: Ugh, homework.
Ernie: Sounds like something Bert would do...
Bert: I heard that!
Ryan: Sheesh, guys, seriously, trying to finish this.
Bert: Yeah, can't you see the guy's trying to work here?
Ryan: Gee, thanks Bert.
Bert: Anything for a fellow homework enthusiast.
Ryan: ...Sheesh.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: I didn't know it was Maurice's Birthday

ZOE: That's Okay, why don't we make the card for Maurice

BABY BEAR: Okay

LITTLE BIRD: And then well give it to Maurice, Okay

BABY BEAR: Okay, Peter!

 

[Erine81981]

After all the games and party.......

Maurice: Thank ya'll so very much.

Herry: Welcome Maurice. We just wanted you to have a wonderful birthday. Where everything would go right.

Telly: Boy did we. I remember when i worried so much about me turning to a new age that my whole time i was doing that. It had already happened and everything turned out just fine.

Grover: I remember that. Man, were you ever worried.

Glad you had a wonderful Maurice. Maybe when the Storyteller Fraggle gets back we can her with her brithday surprise.

FilFil: I'm just glad that those grouches didn't catch up with us.

Me too FilFil.

Grouch #1: Hey! It's them!

Herry: You spoke to soon FilFil!

Grouch #4: After them!

FilFil: Sorry!

Voice over: All the grouches from the relay run after us from ruining their day. But you would have figured with grouches they would have liked we had made it a horriable day. But you never know with them. "Bye!" *jets off*

 

[Ruahnna]

Fozzie: Why are we sneaking?
Catherine: (frantically) Shhhhh!
Fozzie: (whispering) Why are we whispering?
Kermit: It's a surprise, Fozzie.
Fozzie: (looking hurt) Well, even if it is a secret, you could tell me, your best buddy in the whole....
Catherine: (putting her hand gently over Fozzie's mouth) It's not a secret from you, Fozzie--it's a secret from Piggy!
Fozzie: (now thoroughly confused) But she's not even here!
Kermit: Yes, I know, Fozzie. That's why we're planning her surprise party now, while she's out.
Fozzie: Well if you already know it's going to be a party, then why is it a big secret?
(Kermit says Arghhh! and waves his arms about his head. Catherine then grabs both of her male roomies with an arm around each neck and a hand across each mouth. She holds them this way until everyone stops hyperventilating.)
Catherine: OKay. You (to Kermit), calm down. I'll explain it. You (to Fozzie) listen closely. Tomorrow is Piggy's birthday, and we're having a party for her in the room tomorrow night about seven, okay? And we need to invite everyone, decorate the room, get all the goodies together and keep Piggy from finding out. Do you understand?
(Fozzie nods.)
Catherine: Good! Whew! Okay--take one of these flyers and slide one under each door, okay? It tells about the party. Got it?
Fozzie: Got it!
Kermit: Yeah, whatever.
Catherine and Fozzie: Don't grumble!
(They split up and go their separate ways.)