Ryan: *gets back from school* Hey guys, I'm home.
Uncle Deadly: *points to Ryan's room*
Ryan: Hmm?
Uncle Deadly: Write, now. Right now.
Ryan: Alright, alright. Hey, Gonzo, did you and Camilla get the presents for Ru and Piggy?
Gonzo: Yup! But Camilla wouldn't let me get the velcro hair ironer for Piggy...
Ryan: *gulp* What did you get the two of them?
Gonzo: A green fan-fic notebook and a pink pen for Ru, along with some chocolates and a certificate for a back massage.
Ryan: Great! She'll love that! And for Piggy?
Gonzo: Some shoes.
Ryan: ...
Gonzo: *sigh* Some really sparkly purple heels.
Ryan: Good. Okay, well, I'll be writing, do not disturb!