Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...Robin?
Robin: Yeah?
Ryan: I have the strangest feeling that I forgot some sort of icing based thing...Oh well, pass the labels for Telly's present.

 

[The Count]

Not to mention calling me to inform me who Lisa's Secret Santa choices are... *Cough.
Oh yeah, Post 12200!

 

[BEAR]

Telly: I'm tellin' ya, Big Bird, nothing can go wrong this time. I made the cookies and they're all sealed and safe in this little box ready to put under the Christmas tree!
Big Bird: Oh, I'm so glad, Telly! I was getting worried about you.
Telly: You're not alone, my feathered friend. You're not alone.
Ernie: Hey, Bryan! My tummy's growling.
Bert: Yeah, is dinner almost ready?
Bry: I was just about to make it, but I can't seem to find Luis' guacamole anywhere. Big Bird, do you know where it is?
Big Bird: No. You put it in the fridge before we went to the store, remember?
Bry: I know, but it's not here. Did you see it when you were making the cookies today, Telly?
Telly: No, all I saw was the container of green icing in there and I put that on my cookies.
Bert: Green icing?
Ernie: Uh oh.
Bry: Oh, Telly...that wasn't icing. That was guacamole dip from Luis!
Telly: Guacamole dip?
Bry: Yes!
Telly: Oh dear...
Bert: Well, wait a second. Maybe there's no need to panic. I'm sure there's some left.
Telly: I used all of it. (hands me the box of cookies)
Bry: Telly, you put it on the cookies? And what is that brown stuff on top making the smiley faces?
Telly: Chocolate syrup.
Ernie: I guess we're not having guacamole tonight.
Bry: And I doubt these cookies are even givable either.
Telly: I'm sorry. (starts to tear up) I didn't mean to mess up again! Oh boy!! Nothing ever goes right!! (runs to his room and closes the door)
Bry: Telly, wait! (too late, the door is already shut)
Big Bird: Poor Telly.
Bry: I should go talk to him. This whole Secret Santa thing has really eaten him up. Ernie, would you go toss these away. Preferably outside. The smell is terrible.
Ernie: Sure thing.
Bert: I'll go with you, Ernie.
Ernie: Gee, I wonder who Telly is Secret Santa too anyway.
Bert: I dunno but I hope it's not me (smelling the guacamole chocolate cookies) Peeww!
Ernie: I was really looking forward to that dip too.
Bert: Well, maybe Oscar will like it.
Ernie: True.
(Ernie and Bert go to the common room and throw away the box in the trash)

 

[Erine81981]

Inside Oscar's Trashcan.......

Oscar: I wished I had some guacamole cookies like mother used to make. *a box of something falls right in Oscar's lap* Where did this come from? *opens box and the smell of guacamole cookies feels Oscar's nose* Oh my gosh! I must have a fairy grouch mother or something. These are going to be great for Grouchy Claus tomorrow night. *takes a nother wiff* Oooooo those are so good! *turns on his grouchy tv*

 

[The Count]

Grouch TV: And now we turn to those two nincompoops... Dan Rathernot and Walter Cranky.
*These are grouch parody characters from Season 38 reportedly added at Muppet Wiki.

Walter: So Mr. Bigshot... Go ahead, tell them about the big stinkin' news.
Dan: I'd rather not.
Walter: Oh yeah?
Dan: Yeah.
Walter: They're missing out on a big party, don't you wanna tell them?
Dan: I'd rather not.
Walter: Heh... Think how sad they'll be when they find out...
Dan: And how they'll get mad after missing out on such a party.
Walter: So, you gonna say what the sponsors are?
Dan: I'd rather not.
Walter: Me either.
Both: Nyah, nyah, phooey and a pox on you!
Grouch TV signal then fades out to smoking screen test pattern.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *carries Robin into dorm*
Uncle Deadly: Welcome back Ryan.
Ryan: Thanks Uncle D. *lays Robin on the couch and covers him up*
Uncle D.: Did you get everything done?
Ryan: Heh, I wish. Me and that little frog are gonna be busy come tomorrow.
UD: Hmm, I could've told you that.
Ryan: Heh, I guess you're right. Well, I'm completely exhausted Uncle D. I'll see you and the others tomorrow, night.
UD: Goodnight my fiend.

 

[Erine81981]

Grouch TV: And now we turn to those two nincompoops... Dan Rathernot and Walter Cranky.
*These are grouch parody characters from Season 38 reportedly added at Muppet Wiki.

Walter: So Mr. Bigshot... Go ahead, tell them about the big stinkin' news.
Dan: I'd rather not.
Walter: Oh yeah?
Dan: Yeah.
Walter: They're missing out on a big party, don't you wanna tell them?
Dan: I'd rather not.
Walter: Heh... Think how sad they'll be when they find out...
Dan: And how they'll get mad after missing out on such a party.
Walter: So, you gonna say what the sponsors are?
Dan: I'd rather not.
Walter: Me either.
Both: Nyah, nyah, phooey and a pox on you!
Grouch TV signal then fades out to smoking screen test pattern.

Oscar: They never tell the news! *thinks for a while* Who would want to anyways. *turns off tv with remote and the tv goes up in smoke* In voiceover while a christmasy version of the theme plays: The dorms were brought to you today by the letter "Y" and by the number "12". Muppet Dorms is a production of a Muppet Central Workshop. "GET LOST!"

 

[The Count]

*Singing while cleaning up the place...
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Everywhere you go.
Count: From the local 5 & 10.
To the stores down the bend.
Everyvhere you go.

Sorry I haven't been here chatting with you guys today...
Count: Counting up the presents.
Stringing the lights.
Count: Wrapping the trees in candy canes and popcorn streamers.
And busily preparing dishes for tonight's Christmas dinner.

Not to mention I'm tracking the football games, so much to keep in check, and working on my little fictional additions.
Hope to see you guys here in the common room for a great feast and much friendly familial feelings.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Well Robin...That's the last of 'em.
Robin: Really?
Ryan: Yup one gift for everyone here in the dorms.
Robin: That didn't take too long.
Ryan: Nope, and we've still got time to spare.
Robin: Great! What can we do with all this free time?
Ryan: Well you still need a Secret Santa to shop for.
Robin: Oh! I forgot to tell you! I picked someone!
Ryan: Oh really? That's great! Well let's go tell Ed.
Robin: Okay!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: All the presents are wrapped!
Abby: I'm so excited to give my gifts to everyone!
Red: Me too
Wanda: I hope my Secret Santa pick likes their gift
Beth: I'm sure they will. I'm just a little worried though
Wanda: Why's that?
Beth: I'm not sure yet if I'll be here when the gift giving is going on
Red: You'd better talk to Ed
Beth: I will if it's necessary, it's still up in the air
Wanda: Are we going to church with you tonight?
Beth: If you'd like to, you're more than welcome
Red: Mokey and I went with her last year, it was really neat
Wanda: Cool, I'll go
Abby: Me too