Muppet Central the Movie!

[Erine81981]

Me: Seems like alot of phooey! What is it and cyberspace? I'm not going in there.

Grover: Come on Kyle. We have to find Phill.

Cookie M: Me want cookies right now. Anyone else?

Me: Sure thing Cookie. *pulls out a box of cookies*

Herry: What?! Kyle whats with you?

Me: Cookie! Thats what!

Cookie M: Me always thought you were me kind of guy.

Me: Thanks Cookie.

Lips: Lets get moving man.

Animal: Movin! Movin!

Me: Animal right. Lets get movin! *runs through a door that leads them into the wrong website*

Lips: Where are we?

Cookie M: Re not Rknow?

Me: Uh guys. I think were in the wrong web site. This looks like....*camera pulls back to see the Me, Cookie, Grover, Herry, Lips and Animal in Scooby Doo outfits*

Lips: Like zoinks!

Herry: *girly voice* Come on guys.

Grover: *trips over* Woops wheres my glasses?

Me: Come on gang. Lets split up. (Did I say that?)

Cookie M: Re want rookies!

Lips: Like hey man you want rookies? What are rookies?

Me: He said cookies.

Grover:*puts glasses back on* Seems that we need to take that way to get out of here. (I don't look good in a skirt.)

Animal: Lets get out of here uncle cookie!

Cookie M: R'ok!

Me: To weird for me.

Everyone runs back into the home of the "Chapman's"

Me: Thats was one bad experenice.

Cookie M: Re rot like.

Me: Cookie!

Cookie M: Me just playing joke. Ha ha ha ha ha

Grover: Glad I'm not wearing a skirt or glasses.

Herry: Same here.

Lips: Like yea.

Me: Ok guys. Since those website that Phill has we need to find the forms. *starts typing on Phillip's computer for some help*

 

[theprawncracker]

As we enter the forum room, we see tens of thousands of computer screens all with the same image on the screen.


Fozzie: Ahhh! Look at all the screens.

Me: Look, they all have the same image.

Pepe: Si, look at dat, dey all have de skull and crossbones on dem.

Dr. Teeth: Isn't that the same image that was on Muppet Central when you first logged on with the virus Ryan?

Me: Yeah, it sure is. Hmm, maybe we can override the system and see if we can post in the forum.

Rowlf: Yeah but how are we gonna do that?

Me: Hmmm, let's see, maybe if we flip this switch.

Flips switch and all the screens and lights go out.

Me: Well that was obviously the wrong one.

Flips switch back and all the screens come back on.

Pepe: Hey Mr. Ryan, maybe if we pressed dis button. Hokay?

When Pepe presses the button, the main screen changes to a document that reads Muppet Websites Conquered

Rowlf: What's this?

Dr. Teeth: It's a page with a list of all the Muppet Websites, Palisades Toys, Toughpigs, Scarecrow, and even Muppets.com!

Me: So, Snidley is trying to conquer all the Muppet websites. He must have some grudge against you guys or something. Are you sure you don't remember him.

Rowlf: Well as the oldest Muppet, I can honestly say I don't remember ever meeting anyone name Snidly Spyware.

Pepe: De plot thickens. Hokay?

Fozzie: It's almost as thick as Piggy! Wocka Wocka!

Statler and Waldorf pop out from behind a screen.

Waldorf: Quit forcing these lame jokes bear.

Statler: Yeah. Their as forced as that kidney stone Waldorf had to pass. Do ho ho!

Waldorf: You old fool!

 

[TogetherAgain]

back in that other hallway...

(by the way vibs we're not in cyberspace anymore)

Me: I don't think Snidely's in this hall. I mean, I think we've checked behind more doors than I've opened in all the rest of my life combined, and there's no sign of him. I'm starting to think we're moving in the wrong direction.

Vibs: uh, yeah. That, and we sort of ran out of hallway... <points to wall at the end of the hall>

Me: So we have.

Piggy: You're telling me that moi has to turn around and go ALL THE WAY back to the other end of the HALL?!?!?

Me: Well, unless you can walk through that wall... yeah.

Vibs: Or we could just stay here and not find the bad guy. What's his name again?

Piggy: Snidely.

Vibs: Right, Snidely. I mean... what if we just sort of, you know...

Piggy: Give up?

Vibs: Well, what are we going to do if we find him, anyway?

Piggy: Beat him to a pulp! Do you know what he put moi through?!?

Vibs: beat him, and then what?

Piggy: um.... good question.

Me: Well, if nobody has figured out how to fix Muppet Central by then, we'll make him fix it, I guess?

Vibs: wouldn't he just make it worse?

Me: well, um... Ok, here's the plan: we'll find him, beat him to a pulp, and then find everybody else and see what they think we should do with him. And somewhere in there, somebody will hopefully find Phillip Chapman, and fix Muppet Central, and we'll all live happily ever after.

<we start to set off again, stop, and look around>

Piggy: ...so, um... we still have to walk all the way back down the hall?

Me: Yeah, but at least we don't have to check all those doors again.

Piggy: Could we rest a little before we walk ALL the way back?

Me: I guess...

Piggy: Oh, good. <she leans against the wall that ends the hall, and it moves back about an inch> WAH! What the...

Me: That's weird...

Vibs: Hey wait, if that wall can move ...

Me: then maybe...

Vibs: It's not really a wall?

Me: Here, lets push on it. Maybe it'll lead somewhere or something...

<we all push the wall back about five feet with surprising ease. we see another door (yes another one) on the left side of the hall behind where the fake wall used to be>

Piggy: Oh... not another door...

Me: Vibs, you get to open this one. Piggy and I have opened enough.

Vibs: ok...

<vibs opens the door, and we walk through to see...>
<(you didn't think I was really going to tell you what we see, did you?)>

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: So what do we do now?

Rowlf: Maybe we can use this intercom system and call Scooter to see how the overrides comeing along.

Pepe: Si, dat is a wonderful idea doggy man! I will call him. Hokay?

*Pepe walks to the intercom, presses the button and says...*

Pepe: Scooter can jew here me. Hokay?

*In main room*

Scooter: Huh? Cindy did you here that?

Cindy: Yeah! It sounded like Pepe.

Scooter: Do you have an intercom system in here?

Cindy: Uh huh! They must be in the forum control room!

Scooter: So...

Cindy: So they can access the Muppet Central shutdown button!

Scooter: Shut down Muppet Central?!

Cindy: Yes! If they shut down Muppet Central, they might be able to destroy the Snidley's virus.

Scooter: That's a great idea! Can we talk to them from here?

Cindy: No, we have to go find them in the forum control room.

Scooter: I'll go find them there while you keep a lookout here.

Cindy: Alright. Be careful and good luck.

Scooter: And may the Force be with you.

Cindy: What?

Scooter: It's a geek thing.

*Meanwhile back in the Forum Control Room*

Pepe: Hello! Scooter are jew there. Hokay? Hmm I geuss no one is home.

Dr. Teeth: Figures.

Me: Well any one have any other suggestions?

Fozzie: I will go back to the main room and find Scooter!

Me: What?! By your self?

Fozzie: Yep, I have to, it's the right thing to do.

Dr. Teeth: No man it's the crazy thing to do!

Zoot: No the lazy thing to do is sleep.

Rowlf: Crazy not lazy.

Me: Well Fozzie if you think you can handle it by yourself go right ahead. We'll wait here for you to get back.

Pepe: Good luck funny man.

Fozzie: Well I'm off!

*Fozzie exits the room*

Dr. Teeth: We're doomed!

Rowlf: You can say that again.

Me: Come on guys have some faith.

 

[theprawncracker]

Is anyone else gonna reply to this? We need to finish this movie!

 

[Erine81981]

Me: Ok since I don't know what to do I'm going to eat. Anyone want to join me?

Animal: Eat! Eat!

Me: Thats settles it. Food.

Grover: No. We have to do something else then eat.

Herry: Grovers right.

Cookie M: Me with Animal and Kyle. Eat!

Lips: I'm just tired. *starts playing his trumpet*

Me: I know this song. *starts singing but with different words*

*Animal starts drumming on his single drum he has*

Me and the Monsters: (Gonna find him)
(Gonna find him)
(Gonna find him)
(Gonna find him)

Me: Yeah, we've been searchin'
A-a searchin'
Oh, yeah, searchin' every which a-way
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, searchin'
I'm searchin'

The Monsters: (Gonna find him)
(Gonna find him)
(Gonna find him)

Searchin' every which a-way
Yeah, yeah
But I'm like the Northwest Mounties

Animal: DO RIGHT!

You know we'll bring him in today

The Monsters: (Gonna find him)
(Gonna find him)

Animal: FIND HIM!

Well, now, if I have to swim a river
You know I will
And a if I have to climb a moun...

(speaking part) I know I won't climb any mountain.

You know I won't
And a if he's a hiding in
the computer of Muppet Central
We're gonna find him, guys
You know will

Grover: 'Cause I've been searchin'
Oh, yeah, searchin'
My goodness, searchin' every which a-way
Yeah, yeah
But I'm like the Northwest Mounties

Animal: DO RIGHT!

You know I'll bring him in today

Me, Herry and Cookie: (Gonna find him)
(Gonna find him)

Lips: Well, Sindley Spyware and
his goons got nothin', child, on me
Sergeant Friday, Charlie Chan
And Boston Blackie
No matter where he's a hiding
He's gonna hear me a comin'
Gonna walk right down that street
Like trumpet playing marching band

Herry and Cookie M: 'Cause we've been searchin'
Oooh, Lord, searchin', mm guys
Searchin' every which a-way
Yeah, yeah
But we're like the Northwest Mounties
You know we'll bring him in today

All singing: (Gonna find him)
(Gonna find him)

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Where's Fozzie?

Pepe: Si, it's been 15 minutes, and he hasn't come back. Hokay?

Rowlf: Maybe he got lost.

Dr.Teeth: I knew we were doomed, we would've been better off if we sent Zoot!

Zoot: What? What? I'm up, I'm up!

Me: Go back to sleep Zoot.

(Meanwhile in the hallway)

Fozzie: Now um, do I go right or left here? Oh, I wish I would've paid attention to the directions when we came the first time!

(Meanwhile in another hallway)

Scooter: Okay take a right at the Games forum room, then left at Puppetry and... Hey! Is that Fozzie? Fozzie! Is that you?

Fozzie: Scooter! Scooter! Boy am I glad to see you! Where are you going?

Scooter: I was going to the forum control room to help you guys!

Fozzie: I was going to the main room to see if you and Cindy were OK!

Scooter: Well, we're fine, but we heard you over the intercom and... Oh come on I'll explain on the way!

(Meanwhile back in Forum Controls)

Me: Let's go guys.

Rowlf: What?

Me: We gotta go find Fozzie and see if he's okay.

Pepe: But what if we get captured by Snidley Spyware. Hokay?

Me: That's a chance we'll have to take let's go.

(They leave, and they here a voice)

Voice: A chance you shouldn't have taken!

Me: What was that?

Voice: Your worst nightmare!

(From the ceiling drops Snidley)

Snidley: You're mine!

(Snidley presses a button on the wall, and a cage falls on our heroes.)

Pepe: Let us go. Hokay?

Snidley: Never! Now, stay quiet while my minions take you to my evil lair.

Me: What minnions?

(Suddenly a bunch of strong guys come in and pick up the cage and follow Snidley)

Scooter: Here we are Forum Controls!

Fozzie: Hey! Where is everybody?

Scooter: They must've gone looking for you Fozzie. Oh well, once we shut down Muppet Central everything will be okay.

Fozzie: Shut down Muppet Central?!?

 

[theprawncracker]

Don't let this thread die guys! We gotta keep it going!

 

[Docnzhoss]

*The last time we left Ryan (Docnzhoss) he had purchased a Rocketeer jet pack and flew off to meet his friends. Unfortunately, his jet pack ran out of gas over the Bermuda Triangle and he has been lost in a strange dimension ever since...

Me: Wow, I'm all alone in this strange, bizarre and unusual dimension. There's no one here but me and that odd-looking silhouette over there. I find this amusing, for I have never been in a position to offer a soliloquy before. I don't even know why I ventured seaward anyhow. I definitely should have stayed in the US. If only I had a way of contacting my friends from Muppet Central...
Oh who am I kidding? They're busy saving the world right now. There's no way they'd remember me. It wouldn't hurt to try to get their attention. Maybe smoke signals. Darn, I have no matches. Maybe that goofy silhouette might have one.
Hey, you! Yeah, dark shadowy person! Say, do you have a match or a lighter or a torch or something of the sort?
Hey, here he comes. Maybe he does have something. I hope he's nice. I know I'm sure tired of dealing with mean, evil and dastardly bad guys.

Snidley Spyware: Hello, Docnzhoss.

Me: Oh great. What do you want?

SS: I just wanted you to know that this mess has gone on long enough. I have your friends in captivity and will be destroying them shortly. Then I will do what I have intended to do all along...

Me: And what's that?

SS: I plan on turning every Muppet venture into an Elmo appreciation project, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Me: Is that really what you've been planning all along?

SS: Yes. Dastardly, is it not?

Me: Well, I would say so. But you do realize that there are a lot of Elmo fans in this world.

SS: There are?

Me: Well, duh? How else do you suppose Elmo's World would have survived all this time?

SS: Well, I just assumed that everybody hated...

Me: Well, you thought wrong. Shoot even I think the little guy has his moments.

SS: So what have I been wasting my time with all this time?

Me: Beats me. What say we forget this whole mess and go home?

SS: Never! I've made it this far and I won't turn back now! You and your friends have caused too much trouble for me. I will take great pleasure in ending all of your lives! Hahahahahhahahahahahah!

As SS approaches viciously Ryan just closes his eyes and awaits the pain...

 

[That Announcer]

Question: Is anyone playing Sam? 'Cause I can write his dialog really well.