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Ok. Scene number, um.....
INT- FRAGGLE CAVES
Boober had returned with a hack-knife, and B. Regard had found a pocket-calculater mysteriously in his pocket. Somewhere in the distence a creature sniggered.
K.A: They will never stop this now. It is too late, and the virus will continue to spread forward and backward, and up and down and aroudn until the entire Fraggle cave, and Fraggle magic colapses under the strain of it.
He rubbed his hands together in glee.
K.A.: Of course, they think that I am dead, which is to my advantage, realy a chanelled that explosion to open a doorway into the virtual world, and sent them into Snidly's little, ha ha, little trap.
And back across the cave, Boober and B. Regard watched the virus spread.
It was like a foam, yet like a fungi. Green, yet sparkling with red. Furry, yet jagged. Soft, yet firm. It was everything, and nothing. Real, and nonexistent.
Boober: Here's the knife you asked for, Mr Regard, sir. Becarefull of the blade it was shappened just tuesday last.
B. Regard: I'll be careful, of course, but it is teh virus that needs to watch out.
Boober: Correct me if I'm wrong.
B. Regard: You are wroing.
Boober: What?
B. Regard: Just a joke, go on.
Boober: Isn't it true that this is just a visual representation of a computer prgram?
B. Regard: Yes, it is, to some degree.
Booer: Then how can you hope to sut it with a knife?
B. Regard: Not just a knife, a knife and a pocket calculater. A calculator is a program.
And K.A sniggered....
And B. Regard jumped foward at the virus...
And Boober started praying...
And B. Regard slashed a chunk of the foamy-drippy-slimy-fungi...
And K.A. howeled silently in gleeeeee...
B. Regard lept back and a fork of the virus snapped at him.
B. Regard. : I think I've got what I need.
He held up a chunk of the fungi that was wrapped around his calculator.
Boober: Oh, did I hear the telephone. Be right back.
B. Regard: Stay here. You can't just go and leave me.
Boober: But I am no help here.
B. Regard: Well...go and make some radish tea. I'll need sustinence.
Boober hurridly dashed from the computer cave. He walked stiraght into a glittering wall of code and found himself...somwhere else...
Meanwhile...
King Agrippa stepped from the shadows. "Well, Beauregard, what do you think of my creation?"
B. Reagrd, started up. "I am not Beauregard," he said. "Beauregard is simply the name I choose for Muppet Central."
"And in doing so, a part of you was irrevocably chaged to the character of your friend."
"In a way, yes."
"Then it is also understandable that I to am you."
"Do. That is not, true. Ahhh!"
B. Reagrd lept back, throwing the calculator onto the floor. The surface of the small computer was bubbling and rippling like a live thing. It rived for a moment, then formed into the Fungi.
"What Did you do?" B. Regard asked.
King Agrippa smiled. "It is the program I created to help my bossness. It causes all hardware to self replicate."
"You mean...?"
"That the software downloaded causes a fault in teh real life part of the machine, thus changing it into soething almost iving which self replicates, again, and again..."
"Which is why it is growing out from the internet/virtual connection of Fraggle Rock?"
"Yes, exactly, except this is different. Fraggle Rock has the power to sustain it."
"How is it growing inside the rock? If the Rock is not a computer, or hrdware? Or..."
"If you knew that, you would know be conciderabley more about Fraggle magic than is necessary for you..."
But even as he was talking, B. Regard was thinking....if it replicated programin and hardware, and KA was...
"Mr Agrippa!"
"You are talkign to me?"
"Yes. Did you ever play football/soccer?"
"Sadly, no."
"Good because I have news for you. I did."
And he kicked the pie of fungi that was his calculater, and the green ooze rose into the air, and flung itself toward King Agrippa. KA lept aside, but his crown fell from hsi had, rolling towards the ever-growing piles of virus on the walls. "Nooooooo!"
He grabbed at his crown, but instead of his beloved, KA found his hands clutching the sticky-goo that was the virus. And his skin began to boil, and he scremed as he fell on the floor and became one with the virus, the creator and the created...
Shortly after, Boober arrived with radish tea, and B. Regard drank it while figureing out the next part of his puzzle. If he could reverse the programing....
Ten minutes later the virus was retreating, slowly drying up and dissapearing in glimmers of codeing. Snidly Spyware had failed this first round, and he would not have the power of Fraggle Rock to back his final move...
...whatever that might be...
To be continued
INT- FRAGGLE CAVES
Boober had returned with a hack-knife, and B. Regard had found a pocket-calculater mysteriously in his pocket. Somewhere in the distence a creature sniggered.
K.A: They will never stop this now. It is too late, and the virus will continue to spread forward and backward, and up and down and aroudn until the entire Fraggle cave, and Fraggle magic colapses under the strain of it.
He rubbed his hands together in glee.
K.A.: Of course, they think that I am dead, which is to my advantage, realy a chanelled that explosion to open a doorway into the virtual world, and sent them into Snidly's little, ha ha, little trap.
And back across the cave, Boober and B. Regard watched the virus spread.
It was like a foam, yet like a fungi. Green, yet sparkling with red. Furry, yet jagged. Soft, yet firm. It was everything, and nothing. Real, and nonexistent.
Boober: Here's the knife you asked for, Mr Regard, sir. Becarefull of the blade it was shappened just tuesday last.
B. Regard: I'll be careful, of course, but it is teh virus that needs to watch out.
Boober: Correct me if I'm wrong.
B. Regard: You are wroing.
Boober: What?
B. Regard: Just a joke, go on.
Boober: Isn't it true that this is just a visual representation of a computer prgram?
B. Regard: Yes, it is, to some degree.
Booer: Then how can you hope to sut it with a knife?
B. Regard: Not just a knife, a knife and a pocket calculater. A calculator is a program.
And K.A sniggered....
And B. Regard jumped foward at the virus...
And Boober started praying...
And B. Regard slashed a chunk of the foamy-drippy-slimy-fungi...
And K.A. howeled silently in gleeeeee...
B. Regard lept back and a fork of the virus snapped at him.
B. Regard. : I think I've got what I need.
He held up a chunk of the fungi that was wrapped around his calculator.
Boober: Oh, did I hear the telephone. Be right back.
B. Regard: Stay here. You can't just go and leave me.
Boober: But I am no help here.
B. Regard: Well...go and make some radish tea. I'll need sustinence.
Boober hurridly dashed from the computer cave. He walked stiraght into a glittering wall of code and found himself...somwhere else...
Meanwhile...
King Agrippa stepped from the shadows. "Well, Beauregard, what do you think of my creation?"
B. Reagrd, started up. "I am not Beauregard," he said. "Beauregard is simply the name I choose for Muppet Central."
"And in doing so, a part of you was irrevocably chaged to the character of your friend."
"In a way, yes."
"Then it is also understandable that I to am you."
"Do. That is not, true. Ahhh!"
B. Reagrd lept back, throwing the calculator onto the floor. The surface of the small computer was bubbling and rippling like a live thing. It rived for a moment, then formed into the Fungi.
"What Did you do?" B. Regard asked.
King Agrippa smiled. "It is the program I created to help my bossness. It causes all hardware to self replicate."
"You mean...?"
"That the software downloaded causes a fault in teh real life part of the machine, thus changing it into soething almost iving which self replicates, again, and again..."
"Which is why it is growing out from the internet/virtual connection of Fraggle Rock?"
"Yes, exactly, except this is different. Fraggle Rock has the power to sustain it."
"How is it growing inside the rock? If the Rock is not a computer, or hrdware? Or..."
"If you knew that, you would know be conciderabley more about Fraggle magic than is necessary for you..."
But even as he was talking, B. Regard was thinking....if it replicated programin and hardware, and KA was...
"Mr Agrippa!"
"You are talkign to me?"
"Yes. Did you ever play football/soccer?"
"Sadly, no."
"Good because I have news for you. I did."
And he kicked the pie of fungi that was his calculater, and the green ooze rose into the air, and flung itself toward King Agrippa. KA lept aside, but his crown fell from hsi had, rolling towards the ever-growing piles of virus on the walls. "Nooooooo!"
He grabbed at his crown, but instead of his beloved, KA found his hands clutching the sticky-goo that was the virus. And his skin began to boil, and he scremed as he fell on the floor and became one with the virus, the creator and the created...
Shortly after, Boober arrived with radish tea, and B. Regard drank it while figureing out the next part of his puzzle. If he could reverse the programing....
Ten minutes later the virus was retreating, slowly drying up and dissapearing in glimmers of codeing. Snidly Spyware had failed this first round, and he would not have the power of Fraggle Rock to back his final move...
...whatever that might be...
To be continued
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