Muppet Central: The Movie: Revisted

[RedDragon]

Nyssa: That was strange...

Ryan: Actually, I've seen worse.

Lisa: How so?

Ryan: *points at Gonzo*

All: Ah...

Lisa: So what do we do now?

Nyssa: *shrugs and dances. Boy joins her and they start swing dancing*

Ryan: What are you doing?

Nyssa: What does it look like?

Ryan: ... Why are you dancing?

Nyssa: Have any better ideas?

Lisa: She's gotca there *starts dancing and singing "Mahna Mahna"*

Nyssa: I've always found that alittle bit of ativity helps get the brain working.

Gonzo: She's right, ya know. *eats flaming sword. Rowlf pulls out a piano and he and Robin start singing*

Ryan: Have you all gone mad?

Lisa: Yes. A long time ago. Didn't you notice?

Ryan: But that Spyware guy...Oh forget it...*starts dancing with Lisa*

<A portal opens up right next to us and we get sucked in>

Rowlf: Not again...

Gonzo: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[theprawncracker]

*we all fall out of the portal in a dark place*

Gonzo: Wha ha ha! That's was awesome!

Ryan: Yeah!

Lisa: *headsmack*

Robin: Lisa, where are we?

*we look around and see a large cloaked figure pointing a scythe at us*

Ryan: Hey! It's Death!

Gonzo: Awesome!

Lisa: Oh no! We must be in "We Know That It's Probably Magic!"

Ryan: Yeah so?

Rowlf: You wrote it! Shouldn't you know what's going on?

Lisa: I probably know this stroy better than him anyway Rowlf, I think we're in the part where Death and Uncle Deadly face off.

Ryan: Yeah, but I don't think Uncle Deadly's here!

*Death fires fire our of his scythe*

Lisa: Run!!

Ryan: Surf!!

Nyssa: JUST MOVE!!

*we run/surf away into another thread*

Boy: Nyssa, I don't understand any of this...

Nyssa: Heh, welcome to my life.

Ryan: Hey, we're in a swamp!

Robin: And there's Aunt Maggie! And grandma!

Lisa: Oh my good golly gosh!

Ryan: We're in Swamp Call!!

 

[Erine81981]

Waldo: I seem to not be able to get your friend out.
Red: We've got to.
Me: Who's that? *points*
Bryan: Uh seems to be *thinking* the....
G-Man: Are we still in the dorm thead?
Grover: Can't seem to make it out.
Big Bird: Oh lookie. I see Snuffy.
Bryan: Are you sure?
Elmo: If it isn't. It's one big brown monster.
Snuffy: Oh dear.
Big Bird: What's wrong Snuffy?
Snuffy: Bird is that you?
Big Bird: Yes Snuffy. It's me.
Bryan: What is the matter?
Snuffy: I was at the mail-it-shop and got sucked into the computer.
Me: We can see that but what the matter?
Snuffy: I was watching the mail-it-shop and now that I'm here I will get in big trouble.
Bryan: It'll be alright. Glad you could make it.
Snuffy: Glad to see ya'll. I was alone and sad but glad to see you and Bird.
Big Bird: Glad your alright, Snuff old pal.
Herry: Now what? Where do we need to go now?
Cookie M: You lady going to give me cookies?
Me: *still in "stewardess" attire* I told you. I'm not a lady! GET ME OUT OF THIS!!!!
Bryan: To find the rest of our friends.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: We need a plan?
Red: A plan?
Mokey: A plan?
Big Bird: A plan?
Beth: Yes, before everyone else says it, A plan
Bryan: Beth is right, we've got to find our friends and figure out what's causing all this trouble at Muppet Central
Kyle: And before the spirit of Jim Henson fades away
Telly: Oh no! That would be horrible!
Wembley: I know, it's awful, it's terrible
Telly: Hey, you're my kind of guy!
Beth: Enough monkeying around everyone
*As if on cue Davey and Joey Monkey pop up*
Davey and Joey: Did someone say monkey?
Beth: Oh brother
Bryan: Did you hear that? I think I hear Lisa and Ryan!
Kyle: What thread are they in?
Cookie: What thread we in?
Beth: We need a map!
Gobo: Hold it! We can find them if we just listen to the direction of where their voices are coming from
*everyone quietly listens*
Beth: I heard something about Maggie and Robin and a grandma. I think they're in Swamp Call!
Gobo: And it sounds like it's coming from this way! Let's go!
*everyone follows Gobo towards the sounds of the others voices*

 

[BEAR]

OOC: Is Telly still stuck. If he is, that's fine, just wondering.

 

[G-MAN]

(As they walk along Gererd is pulled aside into another thread, Gererd looks up at his captor, a muppet that looks a little like Scooter, except with longer hair)
Gererd: What, who are you?
Skeeter: I'm Skeeter, one of your creations, and you're not going any further until you post the next part of your story. Now Write.
Gererd: All right, I'll write.

 

[BEAR]

Grover: Boy, is she pushy. Is that that Lisa girl?
Kyle: No, Lisa's a human.
Lightning: Then what is she?
Beth: Ah, one of the great Muppet mysteries.
Bryan: Gerard, should we wait here for you! What's going on?
Kyle: I dunno, but how do I get out of this get up?! (swatting at Cookie) I don't have any cookies, stop it!
Waldo: I know where there are plenty of cookies.
Cookie: You do? Where where?
Waldo: Oh, you can't eat these. They are computer cookies.
Cookie: Hey, a cookie a cookie, me no care what kind.

 

[G-MAN]

Gererd: I'm back, my "creation" just wanted me to post another chapter to my Muppet Horror Movie. Now let's get out of here, before she attempts to make me post another so soon. By the way Kyle, nice outfit, hehe.
Kyle: Ah, shut up.
Cookie: Mmmm, computer cookies just as good as regular cookies.
Herry: Cookie stop it, we may need those.

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: Oops. (looks down) Sorry.
Kyle: Okay, now that the G-man is back we need to move on.
Beth: Right!
Big Bird: But what about Telly?
Mokey: Big Bird's right. We can't just leave a friend trapped alone.
Telly: (behind the blocked door, or link) Oh, I'm not alone! (nervous laugh) Hehe.
(now there are a bunch of those nasty green things taking the form of triangles and they are surrounding Telly poking at him)

Telly: Owie! Ooh, Ouchie!

Snuffy: Oh, dear.
Elmo: Elmo's got an idea to keep us safe!
Bryan: What is it, Elmo?
Elmo: Well, what if we create a new thread?
Herry: Yeah!
Bryan: Is that possible to do at this point?
Grover: It is our movie. We can do anything.
Mokey: We can try.
Elmo: Yeah, and Elmo's got the perfect title.
Bryan: What's that?
Elmo: Elmo's Thread!
Kyle: Oh, brother.
Boober: But what does making a new thread have to do with helping Telly?
Elmo: Well, in Elmo's World, Elmo has a computer and his friends send him email. Maybe we can send Telly an email of ourselves to him.
Bryan: Hmmm...
Elmo: Just one thing. Elmo has never made a thread before so someone will have to help him.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: We're in Swamp Call! Oh my gosh good golly graciousness! This is so cool!

Floyd: Man, it's awful quiet in here.

Robin: Well that's because it's the swamp. It's almost always quiet.

Ryan: <looking around> So what part is this?

<a dark green female frog (with hair) runs by>

Robin: Hi Aunt Maggie!

Lisa: OH! I know what part this is! This is when the tadpoles hatch!

Nyssa: The tadpoles? You mean us?

Ryan: Cool! Come on, let's watch!

Lisa: But what about.... <sees everyone going over to where tadpoles are about to hatch> ...saving Muppet Central. Nevermind... <follows others>

Ryan: Look look look, there's-

Gonzo: Hey Ryan, how do you do that? It looks fun!

Ryan: How do I do what?

Gonzo: Well all of a sudden you don't have legs or arms, you're getting smaller, and you're turning green!

Ryan: <shrinking> I'm what?

Lisa: Holy mosquitos... you're turning into...

Ryan: <still shrinking> What?

Lisa: <gulp> Your character.

Ryan: <still shrinking> What's my character?

Lisa: A tadpole.

Ryan: <looks down at self> Oh my dear Jim in heaven... I am!

Nyssa: Your egg must be about to hatch or something...

Ryan: I'm... kind of... dizzy...

Robin: You need to be in the water!

Ryan: How do I-

Robin: <picks up tadpole Ryan and puts him into the pond.>

Lisa: Um... Nyssa?

Nyssa: We're going to be tadpoles too, aren't we?

Lisa: Considering my legs have already mysteriously disappeared... yes.

Janice: Like, are all of us gonna be tadpoles?

Lisa: <shrinking> I don't... really know...

Boy: You both look a little green. <points at Lisa> And you're shrinking.

Lisa: <shrinking> And I don't have arms.

Nyssa: Indeed.

Gonzo: <Sigh> You have all the fun!

Rowlf: You're green with envy, Gonzo. I mean it. You're turning green.

Janice: Rully. Like, I think all of us are...

Lisa: Um... guys... water...

Robin: <picks up tadpole Lisa and puts her in the water.>

Tadpole Lisa: <from under water> Wait, Robin! I don't know how to be a tadpole!

Robin: You just swim.

Tadpole Lisa: <from under water> Dang it! I'm not a good swimmer!

Robin: You are now. You're a tadpole.

Nyssa: Water, please!

Robin: <picks up tadpole Nyssa and puts her in the water.>

Boy: Wait a second. We're all turning into tadpoles, and going into the water, and do we have any way to get out?

Rowlf: I have no idea. We might have to wait until we grow into frogs. Wait a second, Robin, why aren't you changing?

Robin: I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm already a frog? Or there's no way that I could have been born as a tadpole in this scene.

Floyd: We might need some help from you in the water, little green stuff.

Robin: I'll come in after all of you.

Gonzo: Hey Robin, I'm ready!

Robin: <picks up tadpole Gonzo and puts him in the water.>

Tadpole Gonzo: <from under water> This is so cool! Wow!

Boy: I think I'm ready, too.

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, me too.

Floyd: And me.

Janice: Fer sure.

Robin: Okay guys. <picks up tadpole Boy, tadpole Dr. Teeth, tadpole Floyd, and tadpole Janice, and puts them in the water.> You ready Rowlf?

Rowlf: I think so. Just watch out for us when you come in.

Robin: Don't worry, I will. <picks up tadpole Rowlf and puts him in the water.> Okay, here I go! <hops into the pond>

(Please take note, the following scene occurs under water. I'm assuming that as tadpoles, we can communicate. For the sake of convenience, I'm going to say that Robin can talk to us too, even though he is completely under water.)

Tadpole Lisa: You know, I've never been in the pond before... <wiggles around> It's kind of nice down here.

Tadpole Floyd: Yeah, but not having any limbs takes some gettin' used to!

Robin: Try getting used to having limbs. That's really confusing.

Tadpole Gonzo: <swimming around in a circle really fast> Hey guys! You've gotta try this, it's really neat!

Tadpole Nyssa: I'll pass, thanks...

Tadpole Ryan: Like this? <swims around in a circle really fast> Woah.... dizzy...

Tadpole Boy: So um... what do we do as tadpoles?

Robin: You just sort of swim around and get to know the pond.

Tadpole Floyd: Hey what's that light over there?

Tadpole Dr. Teeth: Where?

Tadpole Floyd: Over... ah forget it, I can't point.

Robin: <points at strage light coming from the bottom of the pond> That?

Tadpole Floyd: Yeah that!

Robin: I don't know. That's never been there before.

Tadpole Janice: Well like, whatever it is, it's like, definately getting bigger!

Tadpole Dr. Teeth: Whatever it is, it's sucking us into it!

Tadpole Gonzo: Sounds fun!

Tadpole Rowlf: If Gonzo's saying it's fun, it must be dangerous.

Tadpole Lisa: RUN!

Tadpole Ryan: SURF!

Robin: SWIM!

Tadpole Boy: WHATEVER!

Tadpole Gonzo: You called?

Tadpole Nyssa: JUST GO!!!!!

(But all of the mentioned tadpoles, along with Robin, are sucked into the strange light, where they are spun in some sort of whirlpool, all of them screaming the entire time. Well, except for Tadpole Gonzo, who seems to enjoy it. They are eventually dropped in an undisclosed location.)

Rowlf: What an enlightening experience.

Lisa: Oy... hey, we're not tadpoles anymore...

Ryan: I HAVE ARMS! ....AND LEGS!

Gonzo: Yeah, and it feels kinda weirrrrd.

Robin: I told you it would.