Muppet Central: The Movie: Revisted

[BEAR]

Boober: But that stuff is so fattening, you should have some of my radish gumbo.
Grover: No, thanks. I had too much on that island.

OOC: Nice!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Since when do the penguins chase us? I thought they were our friends?
Kyle: Well, so far anything can happen inside of Muppet Central!
Red: You know what we can do? Let's chase them back! There's more of us than there are of them!
Cookie: Me no think me can run anymore
Grover: That is ok Cookie Monster, I Grover will run for you!
Red: Ok, ready everyone? On the count of three we will turn around and chase them
Big Bird: I'll count! 1! 2! 3!
Red: Charge!
everyone turns around and starts chasing the penguins
Bryan: So what do we do if we catch them?
Gerard: I don't know!
Elmo: Elmo will play with them!
Gobo: We'll worry about that when we get them, let's just get them!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Ok, did I kill this thread? Just wondering because it's been a couple of days since anyone else has posted. Just thought I'd give it a little bump so no one forgets about it, it's been fun so far!

 

[Erine81981]

Me: *changes out of outfit* There now I won't be radical by Cookie Monster.
Cookie M: You got cookies, woman?
Me: I'm not a woman! *takes off wig* SEEE!
Cookie M: Me still see woman.
Me: Agghhhh! *falls over*

Gobo: I caught a penguin, eh.
Wembley: Thats good Gobo.
Red: So did I!
Boober: I didn't want to. They're germ infested.
Grover: I have one too.
Herry: What do we do now?
Gererd: Kick them!
Beth: Thats not nice.
Gererd: Well they did turn some of our friends into mindless zombies.
Bryan: He's right you know.
Beth: I know. I know.
Mokey: Maybe we can cuddle them and love them.
Me: I'm not in the mood.

Cookie M: KYLE?!

Everyone: What?
Cookie M: That was you.
Me: What was me?
Gererd: What's he talking about. *holding a penguin*
Cookie M: The whole time me thought you were woman.
Grover: Cookie.
Cookie M: Me not know.
Big Bird: Look! *points to a web hole*
Snuffy: What is that?
Beth: Some sort of hold of some kind.
Wembley: A fraggle hole.
Gererd: No. That's something else.
Telly: I know I'm not going in there.

(Everyone looks at Oscar)

Oscar: What? No! No! I'm not going into there.
Me: We don't have any other chose.
Oscar: I hate everyone of ya'll!
Me: Ok. Everyone ready. HEAVE!
Everyone: HO!
Me: HEAVE!
Everyone: HO!

(We all throw Oscar's can w/ him in it into the web hole)

Oscar: I'LL GET YA'LL FOR THISSSSSSSSSS.......

 

[theprawncracker]

(OOC: LIVE MOVIE THREAD LIVE!!)

Pop-up Gonzo: So, which one of you wants to take me on?

Ryan: Take you on what?

Lisa: *headslap*

Ryan: Doesn't that hurt?

Lisa: It's sort of a soothing kind of pain.

Gonzo: I know the feeling.

Pop-up Gonzo: Silence you morons!

Ryan: Hey! That's not nice! How dare you call Nyssa and Lisa morons!

Nyssa: Good grief...

Floyd: Man oh man, somebody's gotta do something!

Gonzo: Leave that to me! *runs toward pop-up Gonzo*

Pop-up Gonzo: *sticks out fist and knocks over Gonzo* Next?

Gonzo: Wow! What a move!

Dr. Teeth: Aw man that's not groovy!

Janice: Fer sure, like what do we do now?

*a penguin carrying a cue card jumps in from a web hole*

Penguin: Have no fear! Zany! The cue card carrying penguin is here! *jumps in front of pop-up Gonzo* Say goodbye you fiend! *presses big red X on Gonzo's forehead and it dissapears*

Ryan: Zany! I knew all the penguins couldn't be evil!

Zany: Meh, you're writing this script.

Nyssa: Um, I hate to break up this little reunion but...A HORDE OF EVIL PENGUINS IS COMING TOWARD US!!

*A horde of evil penguins comes toward us*

Lisa: RUN!!

Ryan: SURF!!

 

[G-MAN]

Me: Here they go again.
Zany: Quick, follow me.
Lisa: What, into the dark hole, where danger might lurk at every turn.
Zany: Yep.
Ryan and Gonzo: Cool!
(And so we all jump in, only to find ourselves into the Classic Sesame Street section)
Cookie: Ah, home sweet home.
Kyle: Um Cookie, I don't think this is actually Sesame Street, It's our online tribute.
Cookie: Oh, Ok.
Ryan: Hey, what's this burning red thread.
Elmo: Oh no, that's the Anti-Elmo room, Elmo won't go in there.
Big Bird: Will you do it for an Elmo snack?
Elmo: What? Big Bird must be crazy if he thinks that Elmo will degrade Elmo's self by eating Elmo Snacks... all right, Elmo will try anything.
Cookie: Me will too!
(Both Elmo and Cookie do the Mmmmmm mmmmmm thing that Scooby and other Hanna Barbera dogs do)

 

[Erine81981]

Me: And you thought it was going to be bad.
Oscar: *groans*
Gererd: Ok. Lead the way guys.

(Elmo and Cookie go throught the Anti-Elmo room and Elmo is thrown out)
Elmo: Oof! They hate me in there. Elmo not going in there again.
Cookie Monster: *sticks head out* Me love it here.
Me: COOKIE!
Cookie Monster: What?
Me: Get over here now.
Cookie Mosnter: Sorry.
Grover: Any other ideas where to go now?
Beth: Over there.
Big Bird: That's the Christmas Avatars thread. What are those?
Gererd: There little picture of us or ya'll guys. We love ya'll so much.
Snuffy: Glad to hear that. Do ho ho ho ho....
Big Bird: Why you say that Snuffy?
Snuffy: Glad to now that were loved no matter what happens here.
Big Bird: Oh Snuffy. *hugs Snuffy*
Telly: Look at that one.
Me: It's you Big Bird.
Big Bird: Thats when I was trying to figure out how Santa got in those skinny chimmys.
Beth: All because of Oscar.
Oscar: *pops up* Did someone call?
Herry: No Oscar.
Oscar: Good! *slams trashlid*
Me: Oh how I love Christmas so much.
Gererd: Me too.
Beth: What about a Christmas tune to sing?

(Whoever wants to do this part go right ahead but try your best to use everyone that's with us.)

 

[BEAR]

Lightning: I love Christmas. Can you guess why?
Elmo: Oh, Elmo knows! Because Lightning is a reindeer, right?
Lightning: Right, Elmo.
Elmo: Yay!!
Bry: Christmas, my favorite time to spend with the Muppets. And that avator of Big Bird on the roof is mine! Cool!
Kyle: So are we gonna sing, or what?
Mokey: Sure, but what?
Telly: I can't think of anything.
Hoots: (pokes head out of invisible window) Why don't you try the MP3 and Muppet Central Radio section?
Elmo: Mr. Hoots!
Big Bird: What are you doing here?
Hoots: Hey, you aren't the only ones that got sucked in. Only thing is, I got put in the music thread.
Beth: That makes sense.
Red: So, let's sing.
Elmo: Yeah. Hey, where's all the music Mr. Hoots?
Hoots: Well, fuzzy face, it seems like whoever this guy is that crashed Muppet Central apparently took all the music from the trade section and erased it from the site. I guess he thinks that taking away our music is going to ruin us even more...and he's right!
Mokey: But music is so important to us.
Hoots: Yep, so I've been trying to find it myself.
Telly: Oh no! How are we gonna get music now!?!
Grover: Easy, Telly. We just have to make the music ourselves and rebuild the thread again. So how about that song, guys!?

 

[BEAR]

Meanwhile...

 

[BEAR]

(ooc: It's been a while. Are we still doing this? Should we wrap it up?)