MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *breaks away from the camera* Grace! Be careful of the storm! *as lightning crashes* And of the Grecian vases in the hallway! *as pottery crashes*

 

[Lola p]

Grace: pegasus are awsome fliers. Don't worry!

 

[Hubert]

Norman Melvin: We're on TV? *jumps in front of Father Moppet* Do you feel that your product is not garnering enough attention? Do you always wish that it could? Well, you probably need a good marketing deal! Call Norman Melvin, marketing executive, at, *To Father Moppet* what's this house's number?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <Drops down from rafters> <pats Aloo on the back, getting plenty of dirt on him> I'm not sayin' spice is messy. I'm sayin' cooking is messy. You know, it makes a mess! All the dirty dishes and the spills and the eggshells left over when the food's done--it's great!

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *to Norman* What's with the third degree? So I gave you the number of this house instead of Bogoff, why do you keep bringing it up? Wait...what? Oh, right, the number is--

Aloo: Will you stop filming these crackpots and follow that Pegasus? *to Goat* Mess is the substance of an unclear mind. With a clear head, nothing need be messy at all...Such as obstructing the Flight of a Pony bird.

 

[Hubert]

Norman Melvin: Oh...that's the number. *jumps back in front of camera and reads number* Call me and I'll give you the best deal of your life!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: You want us to crack pots? GREAT! Frosty's got a box marked "expensive flower pots" over by that wall. They'd be PERFECT for cracking!

 

[Beauregard]

Aloo: Flowerpots...what a great idea. My Little Pony's love flowers...and rainbows...and spicy Vindaloos.

(OOC: Lisa, how are you not online?)

 

[Lola p]

Grace: *flies in*


Aloo! What da ya want from me?

 

[TogetherAgain]

(OOC: Well, obviously, I'm not online because I'm dashing off to get in the shower any second now. And by any minute now, I mean ten minutes ago. Isn't that perfectly evident by my utter lack of posting? The fact that I am not online proves that I must be off being productive somewhere. That's flawless logic. Right?)

Goat: FLY, PONY, FLY! <Grabs Aloo> Right! Pots! Let's get cracking!