MC - The Revival

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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: *hoists the baby up* Aw. Aren't you a cute li'l tyke? I just love babies, Beakie. Tsst, tsst, tsst... I may try my lastest experimental contraption: The Virtual Baby Changer 3,000.

Beaker: Meep, mee?

Baby Alistair Link: *blink* O.O?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, Beakie. Just think about it: we wouldn't have our hands full with this little bundle; The Baby Changer can just do anything to stimulate the baby's needs and wants. We'll make a fortune!

Beaker: *shakes head* No, nooo... ><

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Why, Beakie. Don't be so in denial. We'll-

Baby Alistair Link: *wails* ;o;

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, dear. He must have separation anxiety. I might as well invent something else. You wouldn't mind keeping an eye on the little porky, Beakie. Wouldn't you?

Beaker: *nods; takes a crying Alistair from Bunsen* X.x

Baby Alistair Link: *spits up on Beaker; continues crying*

Beaker:

~at the movies, watching Super 8~

Raquel Porkbelly: *holding Link's hand, smiling* I feel so young again. It was like the first time we've dated. Remember, Link?

Link Hogthrob: Raquel? I have something to tell you...

Raquel Porkbelly: Yes?

Link Hogthrob: I...

Raquel Porkbelly: Uh, huh? Link!

Link Hogthrob: Shh! I'm thinking... uh... I.... I.... - I really need the bathroom! You can have the rest of the popcorn and milkshake! Here! Take it! *runs off*

Raquel Porkbelly: Okay, Link...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*sneaks up close to Beaker*

Beaker, might I suggest that you get the baby as far away from Bunsen as humanly possible? We'll cover for you.

 

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Beaker: *to GH* Meep, meep, mee? Meep. Meep! *hands Alistair to GH*

Baby Alistair Link: ;o; ...mama...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

That wasn't exactly what I meant.

Beaker: Meep meemeep

*sigh* Fine, I'll hold the baby. You don't happen to know of any secret bunker that Bunsen doesn't know about or anything?

Beaker: Meep meep meepmeep.

Good idea

*jump ahead ten minutes, GH, Beaker and baby hiding under the bed*

 

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Baby Alistair Link: *under the bed; clinging to GH's neck, frightened* ...uah? :/

Beaker: Meep. Meep, meep, mee, meep...

Baby Alistair Link: *cocks head* o.o

A pattern of clanking feet can be heard; Beaker startles.

Beaker: WO'AHHHHHHH!

Baby Alistair Link: *whimpers* ;o;

Beaker: Meep, meep. M'aww... mer, mer, mer, merp.*reassures the baby with a gentle back rub* <3

Baby Alistair Link: *exhales a calm sigh* :3

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Bunsen's head appears.

Bunsen: Hey guys, what are you doing under here?

Run!

*Beaker takes off with Alistair*

Hey Bunsen, you wanna play chess?

 

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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Tsst, tsst, tsst... I would be deighted to play a little game of chess with you, my friend, GH. Oh, boy, I just don't remember where I've placed the old chess set. Do you know where is it, GH? *shrug* This is going to be an exciting match! Oh, boy. Oh, boy! *dances with GH*

~in the kitchen; Alistair's dinner time~

Beaker: *sets up a bowl of smashed carrots for the baby's dinner*

Baby Alistair Link: *seated in his high chair, flailing his pudgey little arms and legs*

 

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Gonzo's Hobbit: Wow! This baby is a handful!

Beaker: Mee-mo!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, c'mon, guys, he's just a widdle baby!

*Bunsen gets close to the baby; Baby Alistair then burps on Bunsen's face*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Yeah, a little baby who can burp out everything he's eaten!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Eh... maybe, we should give the baby a little nap... it'll give us a break!

A break?! Oh, yeah! Now me and GH can go back to our water war!

*sprays GH*

*pan to Biff *

Biff: Hey, everybody the boigas are ready!

*a stampede of Muppets and members surround Biff and his burgers, they then grab the burgers*

Biff: Oh my... sometimes I wish that I wasn't such a great cook!

Roosevelt Franklin: Oh, it's not you're cooking, it's just that we're starving!

Farley: Yeah! No one's been on this thread since Monday! So, we haven't eaten in a while!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew places Baby Alistair Link in his crib; Alistair dozes as Bunsen leaves the nursery.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Phew... thank goodness the baby's asleep. Now Beaker and I can play our little game of-

Baby Alistair can be heard from the baby monitor, crying.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, dear. I was excited for my wee break, but the baby's decided to wail. I might as well check on him.

Baby Alistair Link: ;o;

Link and Raquel return from their date. Raquel can hear the baby piglet bawling; Link's oblivious at this sudden moment.

Raquel Porkbelly: Hello, Bunsen. Beaker- oh my! Is Alistair okay? Why is he cryin'?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: *shrug* The fact is generic, my dear. Maybe, the baby is hungry again.

Raquel Porkbelly: Did ya burp him?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Actually, the baby had burped himself. Please. Do not be such a worry wart. The baby is-

Baby Alistair Link: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sal Minella: *leans head through nursery door* Hey! Yeah you, you little rugrat! Stop your cryin'! You're disturbing Johnny! Johnny Fiama's tryin' to-

Raquel Porkbelly: Shush, Sal! >.>

Johnny Fiama: Shh! Sal... the porker's only a baby. :/ *ambles to the nursery, cradling the baby piglet to sleep in a faint crooner's tone* Shh...

Baby is drowsy,
cozy and fair
His mother sits
in her rocking chair
Forward and back
the baby she swings
and though baby sleeps
he hears what she sings
From the high rooftops,
down to the sea
No one's as dear
as baby to me
Wee little hands,
eyes shiny and bright
Now sound asleep
until morning light
Rock a bye baby
in the tree top
When the wind blows
the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall
And down will come baby
cradle and all

Sal Minella: JOHNNY FIAMA HAS SANG THE BABY TO-

Everybody else: Shhhhhhhh!

Sal Minella: Sorry. Sorry, Baby Alistair... ._.





 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Happy Fourth of July Everyone! Sparklers and Firecrackers for everyone!

*pause*

Wait! What am I saying! Someone keep those things away from Harry!

BOOM!

Too Late!