I brought the Nerf blasters!
Link Hogthrob: Aren't water guns a little childish?
*sprays Link*
*pan to Robin the Frog and Dr. Van Neuter*
Robin the Frog: Hey, Mr. Van Neuter! Ya' wanna come swim with us?
Dr. Phil Van Neuter: No can-do, kiddies! At least not now, Mulch and I need to get a move on! Our book signing at Barnes & Nobles!
Robin the Frog: But, c'mon! Can't you just stay for five minutes?!
Mulch: Ugghh uggh uggh?!!!
Dr. Phil Van Neuter: No, Mulch! The place is packed to capacity!
Statler: Let me guess, it's a small store!
*Statler and Waldorf laugh*
Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Very funny!
*phone rings*
Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Oh! Gotta take this! *answers phone* Hello!... Yes... yes... no... No, I don't wanna buy ointment... yeah... okay... sure... bye! *hangs up phone* I guess it's pool time!
*pan to the water gun-armed Gonzo's Hobbit and Beakerboy12 who are fighting with their blasters*
Gonzo's Hobbit: Eat my dust!
Eat my dust!
*Beauregard enters*
Beauregard: Would you mind eating my dust, to make sure it tastes alright?
Gonzo's Hobbit: ...Not at the moment, Beau...
Raquel Porkbelly: What's going on now, guys?
Beauregard: Gonzo's Hobbit and Beakerboy are having a duel...
Link Hogthrob: With water guns as weapons...
*Link gets sprayed*
Link Hogthrob: Really!
Raquel Porkbelly: Well, if that's all... then I wanna join!
Be our guests!
*Beakerboy throws a Nerf water blaster at Raquel, she catches it*
Gonzo's Hobbit: Hey, Beau! You wanna play?!
Beauregard: You bet I do!
*Beakerboy throws Beauregard a blaster, too; the four then begin to blast their blasters*