MC - The Revival

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Biff: Happy Foith of July, everybody! Sully, Crazy Harry (who is ouah firewoik technician,) and I are goin' ta host a firewoik show tahnight.

Sam the Eagle: *steps up to the podium* It is in deep pride, spirit, justice, and victory that we honor our country on this beautiful Independance Day. Now, I may introduce you to Mr. Johnny Fiama to sing The National Anthem; also titled as The Star Spangled Banner.

All of the participants stand up in pride as Johnny Fiama croon Fort McHenry's original, full 1814 poem in all four stanzas:

Johnny Fiama:

Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen thro' the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner: O, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash'd out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O, thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
Between their lov'd homes and the war's desolation;
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserv'd us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust"
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

~applause~

Sam the Eagle: That. Was. Beeeeautiful, Mr. Fiama.

Johnny Fiama: Thank you, Sam. Thank you.
 

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:batty:: thats 4 4th of july hahahaha

:sleep:: that was 0ne one bad joke

:sleep:+:boo:; dohohhohohoho

animal: FIREWORKS FIREWORKS

floyd: woah animal control yourself man

dr teeth: *to walter* he really gets excited about fireworks

walter: i see

marvin suggs: and-a now i shall perform a song for this day

muppaphones: oh no not again

marvin suggs: QUIET!

marvin suggs: now-a

muppaphones: *ow out stars and stripes forever*

sam: weird but wonderful

waldorf: is this number so bad its good or so good its bad

statler: no this number is so bad its bad

statler and waldorf: dohohohoho

bobo: i remember doing this for that facetube thing

scooter: the term is youtube bobo
 

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Johnny Fiama croons to Tony Bennett's 1957 hit "In the Middle of an Island" to his lady friend: a lean; pink-haired young woman named Linda Mezzo. For backup, Linda Mezzo strums on ukulele, and a population of generic monkeys, and Sal Minella (serving Ambrosia Punch) get together as a choir.

Johnny Fiama:

In the middle of an island
In the middle of the ocean
You and I beneath the moonlight
With just the monkeys and the palm trees

In the middle of an island
When it's time to do some kissin'
Plenty time for lotsa lovin'
And walkin' barefoot in the sand

Though there's no island at all
Just a picture on my wall
My darlin', how I wish we could be
(I wish that we could be)

In the middle of an island
In the middle of the ocean
You and I forever, darlin'
In a paradise for two (in a paradise for two)

During the interlude, the monkeys pounce all over Johnny, and Linda, shreadding strands of hair, and ripping off their apparel; as the monkeys cry, Sal tries to console the group, but they'd decided to take revenge on Sal, and leave Johnny and the pink-haired woman in distress.

Curtain then closes.
 

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:news:: here is a muppet newsflash monkeys are attacking many famous muppets in the last few minutes two famous muppets were attacked these include singer johnny fiama and his monkey sal it also says that the next person to be attacked in in this newsroom wait that can't be right*monkeys attack newsman*

:news:: i thought barry the cameraman was to have it *monkey bites newsman nose* ow who let these monkey

:oops:: sorry

:news:: of course the baffoon lets them in

*goes to static to reveal statler and waldorf watching*

:sleep:: look at that people are being attacked by monkey

:boo:: lets hope the bear is next

:sleep:+:boo:: dohohohohoho

:embarrassed:: HELP monkeys are attacking me

:laugh:: have no fear suuuuuuuuuuuper elmo

:super:: yes and suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper grover are here to save the oh ice cream

:embarrassed:: wait wait oh pleeeeeeease help *sigh*
 

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Generic Monkey: *licks Linda's face*...unh? 0.0

Linda Mezzo: N-n-nice monkey... -- er, want a banana? *reveals banana*

Generic Monkey: *make a cruel gesture, then screeches at Linda's face* >/

Linda Mezzo: ...
 

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*grabs fishing net*

Down monkey down!

How have you guys been. It kinda got down a little bit.
 

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I'm good!

Grover: I'm not! Could ya' help, there's a rabid monkey chasing me-he-he---!!!!!

*Quongo then jumps on Grover's face*

Gonzo's Hobbit: I apologize... *short pause*... I'm just gonna look away, now...

*pan to Johnny and Sal*

Johnny Fiama: He! I'm glad I've got a monkey like Sal! Who's not rabid or angry like that! Right, Sal!

*Sal then develops a rabid/angry face*

Sal Minella: Sal want Johnny sandwich!!!

Johnny Fiama: Whoa, whoa! Easy there, Sal!

*Sal pounces on Johnny and trys to eat him*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Okay... I'm gonna turn to another direction again... this is really creepin' me out!

~time lapse: 10 minutes later~

The Newsman: We interuppt this 10 minute time lapse for an important announcement! The primates are taking in over!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

*The Newsman gets hit in the head with a cooking pot*

The Gorilla Newsman: We interuppt this interupption for an even more important announcement! We've takin' over! Yaaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!!

*Sal enters, still on Johnny's face*

Sal Minella: Plus we're having Fiama stew for dinner!

The Gorilla Newsman: Hmm... is that some kinda thing Johnny's mom makes!

Sal Minella: No, ya' hairy reporter! We're gonna cook Johnny!

The Gorilla Newsman: Oh!

Johnny Fiama: Wait, what?!
 

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Monkey: *sneers at GH*... *after a long beat, the monkey starts to fling bananas at GH, Johnny, Newsman, and Muppet Linda* OOH! EEA! EEA! *fumes* >/

Angie: -.- *sigh*... I'm alright, GH. Just... depressed... -- ooh! Monkey! 8D

Monkey: *sing-songs; rapidly tap dancing*

"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

Angie: *polite applause*...
 

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Monkey Statler: Wow! That one made me go bananas!

Monkey Waldorf: That one made me want some!

Monkey Statler: But, alas, we have no bananas!

*pan to the monkeys and the captured humans*

Johnny Fiama: Really, Sal! Why did you turn your back on me! We've been friends for... uh... for... for a long time!

Sal Minella: Look Johnny, I think it's time I should get respect! And what better way to get respect then by ruling this thread!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Wait, you're their leader!

Sal Minella: That's why you're gonna be living by my rules for a long time!

*captured Gonzo flings a banana at Sal landing on his head*

Sal Minella: Ha ha! Very funny! Look, dinner'll be ready soon! I hope you all like Steamed Singer, because that's what you're gettin'!

Johnny Fiama: What's that?

Sal Minella: You!

*Johnny screams in surprise*
 
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