MC - The Revival

[LinkiePie<3]

Linda Mezzo: Sal! I am surprised at you! Youse let-

Angie: --yeah, yeah. Lemme handle this, cranky. *after a beat, calmly* Sal...?

Sal Minella: Yeah? What do you want?

Angie: I don't think Johnny's meant to be dinner. He'll be there for you too, ya know what I'm saying? You're his monkey. xP

Sal Minella: ...

Johnny Fiama: That's right, buddy. You have to learn to control yourself. Calm down, Sal... *sigh*...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Wow, you leave for an hour...

Adding to that Sal, you really gonna cook and eat Johnny? Monkeys really never struck me as the kind of anymal to do that. I mean sure, I could see that from chimps as they can be borderline canabalistic at times but monkeys are a totally different breed.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: That's a profound statement, GH. :3

Johnny Fiama: I agree, kid. Sal?

Sal Minella: *shrugs* Eh. I guess so. *after a very long beat* I'm sorry, Johnny. *caresses the crooner; crying on his shoulder* <3

Johnny Fiama: Aw. C'mere, Sal. C'mere. *consoles* There, there, Sal. You're always going to be my stinky little monkey. That's right.

Sal Minella: *sniff* Thanks, Johnny. c:

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Yes yes it's all very touching we love Johnny and Sal...
...Now anyone got any ideas what to do with the rest of the evil monkeys?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *blows nose loudly* I agree, GH. ;o; Like crooner, like monkey bodyguard. <3

Sal Minella: How about we put on another show-- or, Johnny can croon them to sleep. :3

Johnny Fiama: Uh, ain't sure if that'll work, Sal. :/

Angie: Just do it! D<

Johnny Fiama: Alrighty, then...-- uh, any suggestions, guys?

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

You should sing "Ride of the Valkeries" While we beat them with sticks!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Johnny Fiama: *small smile* Sure thing, GH. Ahem...

Oh Warfather on high,
I am calling you from the battlefield
And as I take my last breath
I call for the mightiest of miracles

For none but the brave, be he king or a slave
With a pounding heart in his chest
Will be worthy to rise and with the Valkyries fly
And ride to the ancient Valhalla

Oh Warfather on high
Listen to my prayer
I lived my life by your rules
Oh let death cover me now

For none but the brave, be he king or a slave
With a pounding heart in his chest
Will be worthy to rise and with the Valkyries fly
And ride to Valhalla of old

[Chorus]

with the Valkyries, ride over the battlefield
Ride your horses and come to me
I'm waiting for you to take my
soul, high in the sky to
Valhalla of old

Valkyries, ride over the battlefield
I'm dying and glad to bleed
Because I know today I will take
my place with the heroes
in Valhalla of old

For none but the brave, be he king or a slave
With a pounding heart in his chest
Will be worthy to rise and with the Valkyries fly
And ride to Valhalla of old

[Chorus]

with the Valkyries, ride over the battlefield
Ride your horses and come to me
I'm waiting for you to take my
soul, high in the sky to
Valhalla of old

Valkyries, ride over the battlefield
I'm dying and glad to bleed
Because I know today I will take
my place with the heroes
in Valhalla of old

In The Halls of Valhalla I finally take my place
With my sword and my shield I enter Odin's realm
I'm an immortal spirit now with
a heart made of steel
With the gods on high forever I
will live and laugh at the
fears of man

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Hey Johnny pulls the Viking look off pretty well.

Back monkeys back!

Side note, monkeys doesn't follow the normal Y to i plural rule

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Johnny Fiama: Heh. Thanks, GH. Did it work? I barely paid attention to nothing but my pipes. xP

Sal Minella: You tell them, Johnny! 8D

Angie: *shoos the monkeys away with a toy spear* Shoo! Shoo! Grr... D<

 

[beakerboy12]

Sal Minella: That was great, Johnny! But I've still promised the monkeys dinner... so, uh... you're comin' with me, Johnny...

Johnny Fiama: What?! But I sang opera, I put on a viking suit!

*camera zooms out looking at Johnny's viking attire*

Sal Minella: Ya' got a point! I'll call off the monkey takeover! *turns to the monkeys* Okay, guys, could we call the whole thing off? My friend, here, doesn't wanna be dinner!

Monkey Gonzo: But you promised us dinner!

The Monkey Newsman: Yeah! We want Steamed Singer!

Johnny Fiama: No you don't!!!

*Raquel enters*

Raquel Porkbelly: Hey, guys! *sees monkeys* Whoa, what'd I miss?

Johnny Fiama: Wait?! You're not chained up?!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Why didn't you get caught by the monkeys?!

Raquel Porkbelly: Can someone please catch me up to speed?!

Sal Minella: Long story short: I started a group of monkeys set to control the world (or thread, we haven't decided which yet) and they all want to have Johnny for dinner!

Raquel Porkbelly: You did all this, Sal?!

Sal Minella: Well, yes... but that was before I learned the true tug of pure friendship...

Johnny Fiama: Really?

Sal Minella: Well, sorta... I know now that a true friend would but on viking garb for me!

Raquel Porkbelly: I'm still a bit lost...