MC - The Revival

[rowlfy662]

*backstage*

scooter: great intro there guys

kermit: thanks scooter we try

gonzo: i tried to throw the poster to the audience no one catched it

so kermit whats thee first sketch

floyd: yea kerm

 

[beakerboy12]

Kermit the Frog: Well, I'll show you!

*walks onto stage*

Kermit the Frog: Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Muppet Show! Tonight we've got a wonderful actor, known for his roles in Yes Man and Bruce Almighty, and here today promoting his new movie Mr. Popper's Penguins, Mr. Jim Carrey! Yaaaayy! But before we get to Jim, we've got a Muppety opening in store.

*curtain opens*

Fozzie Bear *in colorful suit*: Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

Gonzo: We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation

Scooter: What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation

Gobo Fraggle: Hey, why don't we pick up the tempo a little?

Nigel: Sounds good to me!

Fozzie Bear: There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

Rowlf the Dog: If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanna change the world?
There's nothing
To it

*musical break*

The Count: That's vwone, vwone imagination! Ah ah ah!

*Red swings on vine but lets go and drops into chocolate river*

Red Fraggle: Hmmm... This tastes good!

Boober Fraggle: You do realize that's fake chocolate!

*pan to Chef*

The Swedish Chef: Oooh, a choocoolate! Yippeee!

Grover: There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination

Big Bird: Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be

Fozzie Bear: If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanna change the world?
There's nothing
To it!

Everyone: There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be...

*audience applauds*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*claps*
Yay, fun song, good job guys.

*throws Red a towel when she comes backstage*
It may not be real Chocolate but it still will make one big mess. How's it taste Red?

Red: Like Glue.

Meh, water, flour, food coloring, not surprising.

 

[rowlfy662]

statler: did you like that waldorf

waldorf: *snores*

statler: your right this show is a snore's ville

statler:hehehehe

*backstage*

that was wonderful

rizzo: and with a great ending

dr teeth: it was dynomite hehehehe

crazy harry: did someboday say dynamite

*explosion*

*coughing* why am i not surprised that would happen

 

[beakerboy12]

Kermit the Frog: Now, ladies and gentlemen the actor you've kind of been waiting for, Jim Carrey!

*curtain opens*

Fozzie Bear: Hey, ho! Jim Carrey will be here in just a minute... uh!

*Jim enters*

Jim Carrey: Oh, sorry! I got held up by the Cookie Monster. Did you know that he's kind of obsessed with the Letter C!

Fozzie Bear: Actually, he's more obsessed with cookies than C! But, anyway, let's get down to business! Just entertain the audience and avoid those to guys up in the balcony!

Jim Carrey: You mean Statler and Waldorf! They're just old men!

Statler: Old men who used to have their own movie reviewing web series!

Jim Carrey: Uh, point taken! But, Fozzie, there's nothing to worry about!

Fozzie Bear: Well, alright!

*Fozzie leaves*

Jim Carrey: So, hi, everybody! I, uh, just finished doing some promoting for my new movie, Mr. Popper's Penguins! Yeah, y'know what's funny about working with penguins! I always seemed to find some feathers in the fridge!

*laugh track*

Statler: Now you see why he needs a laugh track!

Jim Carrey: I'll have you know, I've been in some very successful comedy movies! Yes Man, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas...

Waldorf: I'd like the Grinch to come and steal the show away!

Jim Carrey: *whispers to himself* Just ignore them. *talks normal* So, uh, when I was younger, I did a little theatrical performance on puns. It was basically a play on words!

*laugh track*

Statler: Really, puns?

Waldorf: I thought we already did puns!

Statler: At least they don't involve fruits!

*pan to Jim*

Jim Carrey: Y'know, have you ever tried a banana! They're just really a-peeling!

Waldorf: Well, now they do!

Jim Carrey: Do any of you guys in the audience, like "The Lord of the Rings"? Because I've been watching it a lot lately, I guess it's a force of 'hobbit'!

*laugh track and applause*

Thank you!

*curtains close*

Statler: Oh, my! I'm glad it's over!

Waldorf: If I hear another pun again, I'm gonna scream!

Startler: Oh, Waldorf! You brought sweet potatoes? I yam impressed!

*Waldorf screams*

*commercial break*

 

[rowlfy662]

announcer: remember the muppet show is sponsered by wilkins coffee coffee with an extra punch

wontkins: usally that punch ends up on me


announcer: also sponsering this show is muffins & co giving muffins to muppet central for years

*backstage*

scooter: that was great mr Carrey

Jim Carrey: oh thanks scooter *walks up to dressing room*

*knock on exit door*

scooter: whos that*opens exit door*

scooter: who are you?

bird: i'am Jim Canary i'am here i was called to be a guest star

scooter: oh no its Jim Carrey

Jim Canary: but someone called bobo bear called me to be the guest

scooter: *sigh* bobo

 

[beakerboy12]

Bobo the Bear: Uh... Kermit's backstage, so I'm gonna put on one of my favorite acts! Gonzo's lightsaber stunt!

*curtains open*

Gonzo: Hello, Earthlings! Today, I will attempt to do a lightsaber fight with my friend Gonzo's Hobbit here, while I tight-rope walk on this here tight-rope! But wait, there's more! I will also do it with a mask on and while I recite poetry by A. A. Milne!

Gonzo's Hobbit: You sure this is safe, Gonzo?

Gonzo: Absolutely! Well, as long as you don't look down!

*Gonzo's Hobbit looks down*

Gonzo's Hobbit: Uh-oh!

*pan to the stage with Fozzie Bear, Zoot, and Rizzo the Rat*

Fozzie Bear: Y'know this reminds me of a really classic story! Although, I can't remember it too well... It starts like... "A long long... something ago..." or something like that!

*Weird Al Yankovic enters*

Weird Al: Maybe I can help! A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Dr. Teeth: Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave?

Floyd Pepper: But he can use the force they say!

Fozzie Bear: Ah! Do you see him hittin' on the queen?
Though, he's just nine and she's fourteen...
He's probably gonna marry her someday!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well, I know he built C3-PO!

Junior Gorg: And I've heawed how fast his pod can go!

Cookie Monster *dressed as beggar*: And we were broke it's true!

Pepe the King Prawn *dressed as beggar*: So we made a wager or two!

Weird Al: He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy!

Weird Al & Fozzie Bear: We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Fozzie Bear: Now we finally get to Coruscant,
The Jedi Council we knew would want
to see how good the boy could be!

Grover: So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

Weird Al: And he might fulfill that prophecy!

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, the council was impressed, of course!
But could he bring balance, to the force?

Sam the Eagle *dressed as part of the council*: We interview the kid!
Oh! Training we forbid!

*Rizzo, dressed as Yoda, nods his head saying "No"*

Weird Al: Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said:

Red Fraggle *dressed as Qui-Gonn*: Now listen here,
Just stick it in your pointy ear!
I still will teach this boy!

Weird Al: She was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

*tempo slows*

Rowlf the Dog: We caught a ride back to Naboo,
'cuz Queen Amidala wanted to!

Mr. Poodlepants: I, frankly, would've liked to stay!

Fozzie Bear: We all fought in that epic war...

Dr. Teeth: And it wasn't long at all before,
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day!

Scooter: But in the end some Gunguns died...

Janice: Some ships blew up, and some pilots fried...

Robin the Frog: A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken

Weird Al: And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy...

And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Everyone: We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"...

*pan to Gonzo*

Gonzo: ...Tip-toe, tip-toe! Here I go!

*curtain closes, applause begins*

 

[rowlfy662]

well done guys that was great

everyone:thanks

gonzo: but

come on guys

gonzo:*sigh*

*on stage*

newsman: here is a muppet news flash in a few seconds the local anvil factory shall be blown up so start the countdown 5 4 3 2 1 and there goes the anvil factory in other news


*anvils fall on top of the newsman*

newsman:nevermind

 

[beakerboy12]

*backstage*

Kermit the Frog: Sorry, Newsman! ...So, what'd I miss?

Fozzie Bear: Weird Al came on with us and performed "The Saga Begins". While Gonzo recited poetry by A. A. Milne!

Kermit the Frog: I don't think things can get any weirder than that!

Jim Carrey: Well, maybe I can change that! I'm going on for Strangepork in Pigs in Space!

Kermit the Frog: Why can't he go on?

Jim Carrey: Something about being called Julius... whatever! Wish me luck!

*pan to Pigs in Space set*

Announcer: And now for Pigs in Spaaaace! With special guest star, Jim Carrey! We last left our heroes doing... Ah! Who cares what they were doing!

First Mate Piggy: So, Captain Link! It seems Strangepork is taking off. I got a call from him, he said something about being called Julius... whatever! So, he sent in his cousin Jim!

Jim Carrey: That would be me!

First Mate Piggy: Oh, him again!

Jim Carrey: Oh, c'mon, Piggy lighten up! Anyway, I found out that their is a race of aliens making their way towards the Swinetrek!

Captain Link Hogthrob: We must do something?

First Mate Piggy: We could give Jim away as a peace offering!

Jim Carrey: Seriously? Aliens! I've got a new movie coming up! I can't be in an alien ship!

First Mate Piggy: ...It's called taking one for the team!

Captain Link Hogthrob: Wait! I've got an idea...

*opens the automatic door, goes out and comes in seconds later*

Captain Link Hogthrob: They're coming!

Jim Carrey and First Mate Piggy: What?

*the aliens enter*

Ubergonzo: We're back!

Captain Link Hogthrob: Please don't hurt me!

*Link then sucks his thumb*

First Mate Piggy: Ah, lighten up! These are just Gonzo's relatives!

Gonzo: Did somebody say my family's here? La Bamba, that's fantastic!

*the music to "Celebration" is played*

Gonzo: Woo-hoo!

First Mate Piggy: We don't have time for a song, Gonzo!

*music stops*

Ubergonzo: Well, uh... it was nice seeing and meeting you all!

Gonzo: Uh... bye!

Ubergonzo: Bye!

*Ubergonzo leaves with the other aliens out the automatic door*

Gonzo: Well, that was nice!

First Mate Piggy: Now would be a good time to get out!

Gonzo: Oh, I'll just go...

*Gonzo exits*

Jim Carrey: Well that was... odd...

Announcer: And we come to the end of another... odd installment of the Fred Award-winning sketch, Pigs in Spaaaace!

*commercial break*

 

[rowlfy662]

statler: so what do you think of the show so far

waldorf: what sorry i was watching this portable tv

statler: what are you watching

waldorf: a show called fraggle rock

statler: never heard of it but it must be better than this

both together: dohohohohoho