MC - The Revival

[Puckrox]

*clinging to Jason Segel's leg* Uuuuuh... thanks for the offer... but I think I'm good.

 

[beakerboy12]

Hey, Puckrox! Glad to see you back on the revival!

Beautiful Day Monster: And I'm glad to see myself in the new Muppet movie trailer!

Didn't I tell you I didn't want spoilers?

Fozzie Bear: Well, yeah...

Rizzo the Rat: Y'know maybe we should change the subject, 'cuz it looks to me that Gonzo, Rowlfy, and Gonzo's Hobbit are all runnin' around with chainsaws cuttin' up pumpkins!

*pan to Gonzo*

Pumpkin: Please, please! I beg of you! I've got a wife, kids, and vitamin C!

Gonzo: Alright, I'll spare you... But only because you're a good source of potassium!

Pumpkin: Oh, thank you! Thank you, Mr. Gonzo!

Gonzo: You're welcome... but now it's time for you!

*walks to next pumpkin*

Squash: But I'm actually not a pumpkin!

Gonzo: Then what are you?

Squash: Squash!

*Big Mean Carl pops up behind Squash*

Big Mean Carl: Don't mind if I do!

*Big Mean Carl grabs a bat and tries to wack the squash*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Oh C'mon Rizzo, you know you some of this.

Chainsaws! Chainsaws!

See, Animal's having fun with it. But, I will refrain from chainsawing the sentient vegetables if it will make you happy.

 

[rowlfy662]

: chainsaws that is dangerous okay i shall consult kermin about this kermin what do you think

:*reading script* um yea whatever oh thats a good line indeed*chuckles*

pepe i think kermit is too distracted

*bunsen comes running over*

oh no here comes the running gag

bunsen: we did it we finxed and here it is *bunsen picks up toy train*

um bunsen what about the real crazy train

bunsen: this is the real crazy train in times like these we had to go small get it *chuckles*

*facepalm* go and make it bigger to real size

bunsen: fine *walks of

*looks over to see big mean carl chasing a squash*

carl: come bck just cause you slipped out my hand doesn't mean i will still not try to squash you um what is that

animal:SQUASH SQUASH!

carl: don't mind if i do*returns to chasing squash*

poor squash oh well back to the pumpkins

 

[beakerboy12]

Rizzo the Rat: Actually, GH, I was fine! I was just getting their attention so we could watch!

Then watch is what we shall do!

Telly Monster: Speakin' of watches, do you have a battery for mine?

*they then sit down to watch the chainsaw show*

Gonzo: Now, people! I'm going to attempt something very difficult! Even more difficult then chainsawing fruit - chainsawing vegetables!

Marvin Suggs: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You mean those-a vegatables?

Gonzo: You are right, Mr. Suggs! It is those!

Marvin Suggs: But-a you cannot chainsaw them! For they are part of my all food glee club! All these fruits and vegetables are off-a limits!

Gonzo: Really? Can I at least cut some banana or something?

Marvin Suggs: Oh, boy! You had to say banana?

Apple: We've string beans,

Broccoli: And onions,

Grapes: Some oranges,

Cabbage: And scallions,

All Fruits and Veggies: We've got all kinds of fruit, and say... We have an old fashioned tomato
A Long Island potato, but
Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!

Gonzo: Whoa, you've got grapes? *to grapes* Can you dance?

Grapes: Just the grapevine.

Gonzo: Oh, an artichoke! How are you doing?

Artichoke: Oh, singing my heart out!

Marvin Suggs: And look at our steak!

Steak: Pleasure to meat you!

Gonzo: Oh, cheese! Y'know, it doesn't look good-a!

Cheese: I'm cheddar than you think!

All Fruits and Vegetables: Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!
We said no bananas!
We have no bananas to-daaaay!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*covers ears*
Pleeaaassee! Make the fruit puns stop!

 

[rowlfy662]

statler: hey waldorf

waldorf: what

statler: "orange" you glad they stopped singing
s+w:dohohoho

rowlf:hey look i got a "pear" of legs hehehe

oh this is to much *steps on talking grape*

*picks up talking grape*

are you okay

grape: yeah all i let out was a litte "whine"

: come on rowlfy "lettuce" go now wocka wocka

*faceplam* these get worse and worse

 

[beakerboy12]

Gonzo: C'mon, you can't beet this!

Pickle: This is quite some dill-ema you guys are in!

Egg: Hey! Can we go now? The number's already over!

Marvin Suggs: C'mon, egg! Don't be so hard-boiled!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

That's it!

*brandishes chainsaw*

The next person who makes a pun...well, use your imagination.

Junior: Wow, would you weally do that?

No, but I can threaten and look dangerous.

 

[rowlfy662]

rowlf: thats a peeli*puts mouth over rowlf's* shhhhhhh

: PUNS! PUNS!

: no more puns animal

zoot: but puns are fruity

noooooooooo more puns gonzo hobbits got a chainsaw and hes not afraid to use it

marvin suggs: but

shh

marvin suggs: i'am

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

marvin suggs: come one i'am sooooo good at them

need i remind you marvin CHAINSAW

marvin suggs: oh yeah nevermind