MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*lowers chainsaw*
Sorry, didn't mean to scare everyone off.

 

[beakerboy12]

Okay, no puns... But can we do knock-knock jokes? Knock-knock!

Pepe the King Prawn: Who's there?

Butter!

Pepe the King Prawn: Butter who?

Butter open the door quick, I gotta go to the bathroom!

*laugh track and rimshot is played*

Pepe the King Prawn: Hey, knock knock!

Who's there?

Pepe the King Prawn: Quack!

Quack who?

Pepe the King Prawn: Quack one more bad joke or else I'm leaving!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing Pepe?

 

[beakerboy12]

Pepe the King Prawn: One of the two, I guess, h'okay!

*pan to Kermit and Gonzo*

Kermit the Frog: Hey, Gonzo! Could you put this on stage?

Gonzo: Aye-aye!

*Gonzo exits, while Fozzie enters*

Fozzie Bear: What do I do with the box of rubber chickens?

Kermit the Frog: Put in the prop room!

Kermit, what's going on?

Kermit the Frog: Oh, Beakerboy! I was meaning to ask you. Would it be alright if we hosted a show here at the MC Revival? With all this movie hype I thought we should give them a little something to get them even more excited! It'll have sketches, comedy--

You had me at show! But I think we should ask Gonzo's Hobbit first! He's got a chainsaw! *to GH* Hey, GH! Would you mind if we have a show here on the thread?

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Would I mind? Seriously? Of course not. Anyone else here mind? Rowlfy, Linkie, Puckrox? Anyone else reading this?

Uh, can I help out backstage?
And the whole thing with the chainsaw, that was for show, you guys don't have to worry.

 

[rowlfy662]

crazy harry: did somebody say show

yes harry a show to excite us for the movie

clifford: as lone as i'am there i'am good

animal:SHOW SHOW!


statler and waldorf: NO SHOW NO SHOW dohohohoho

i think its a great idea

 

[beakerboy12]

Kermit the Frog: You can definetely work backstage, we could even put you in a sketch! But before we get started we need to set things up... and get a guest star...

Wait, you don't have a guest star?

Kermit the Frog: Kind of...

*Jim Carrey enters*

Jim Carrey: Would I be an alright guest star?

Fozzie Bear: Whoa! Jim Carrey!

Kermit the Frog: You'd do great!

Well, now that that problem's been solved, let's get things started...

*commercial break*

 

[rowlfy662]

*during commercial break*

waldorf: hey look statler jim carrey is the guest star

statler: i believe he was the yes man

waldorf: true but after this he shall be a no man

both together: dohohohohoho

beau could clean the stage first

beau:i have rowlfy using floor wax

gonzo: i'am going to check how manyyyyy *slips on floor* people are here

maybe a bit to waxy beau

beau: sorry

 

[beakerboy12]

*in guest star's dressing room*

Cookie Monster: Oh, hello, Mr. Jim! Ah, 30 seconds till showtime!

Jim Carrey: Oh hey, Cookie! Hey, I've been writing a little poem in my spare time. Could you tell me what rhymes with "rookie"?

Cookie Monster: Dat simple - cookie!

*eats a cookie*

*on stage*

Kermit the Frog: It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Jim Carrey! Yaaaayy!

*theme music begins*

Miss Piggy: It's time to play the music...

Janice: It's time to light the lights...

Annie Sue Pig: It's time to meet the Muppets

All Three Girls: On the Muppet Show tonight!

Link Hogthrob: It's time to put on make-up!

Floyd Pepper: It's time to dress up right!

Gonzo: It's time to get things started!

Audience: Why don't you get things started?

*in balcony*

Statler: Hey, Waldorf! Did you bring the pillows?

Waldorf: Got that covered!

*back on stage*

Kermit the Frog: It's time to get things started on the...

Miss Piggy: Most sensational...

Dr. Teeth: Celebrational...

Fozzie Bear: Muppetational...

Everyone: This is what we call our Muppet Show!

*the logo comes up and Gonzo blows into his trumpet, the new Muppet movie teaser poster comes out after he blows*

Gonzo: How'd that get there?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

~backstage, after the opening number~

Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie! *smothers kisses all over her frog*

Kermit: *sitting at his desk* Oh. Hi, Piggy.

Miss Piggy: *sighs* Kermie, mon chere! <33

Kermit: -uh, yeah... well, the good news is Jim Carrey is our guest on the show, tonight.

Miss Piggy: Just shuddup, and take moi to my dressing room. Now! *graces* The show awaits for moi-- *beat* Jim Carrey...? O.O *swoons* <3

~camera pans to Carrey; canned audience make their appaluse~

Jim Carrey: Why. Hello, Miss Piggy. Very nice to meet vous. *kisses her hand, elegantly*

Miss Piggy: *lets go of Kermit, embracing Carrey; smothering kisses on his chest* Oh... it's voi, Carrey. <3 *flirts*

Jim Carrey: Wee, wee. It's vous, Miss Piggy. =P

Miss Piggy: Wee, wee. Oui, oui, mon chere. Kissy Kissy. <3

Jim Carrey: Wee, wee, wee... all the way home. *chuckles*

Miss Piggy: ...what?

Jim Carrey: ...kissy...kissy...oh... *gulp*

~pans to Johnny and Sal~

Sal Minella: *slam the doors open* MAKE WAY FOR JOHNNY FIAMA! MAKE WAY!

Johnny Fiama: *gracing* Why, hello. Hello, there. How's everybody doin'? *winks* Johnny Fiama is makin' his way, 'ere.

Angie: That's so getting old, Curious George. >->

Sal Minella: Hey... I'm just doin' my job, girl. Who doesn't like Johnny Fiama, for instance?

Angie: *doing her makeup* Huh?

Sal Minella: Nevermind, then. MAKE WAY! I'M ON MY WAY TO PRESS JOHNNY FIAMA'S PANTS!

Angie: *gasp* Jim Carrey...? ! O.O