MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Had a great Chritmas. Drama free which was terrific!

 

[tutter_fan]

(ominous news music, newsman enters from the right running to his desk) :

THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH! Prices of Christmas trees all over the world are falling dramatically! (at that point, you hear TIMBERRRRRRRR!!! and all of a sudden, a huge decorated Xmas tree falls on him)

 

[beakerboy12]

Wow! Glad you guys had fun! I had a great Christmas too! And I am psyched for New Year's! In the meantime....

MUFFIN FIGHT!

*throws a handful of muffins and brings in Gonzo with the muffin cannon*

It had to be done...

 

[tutter_fan]

*wonders when we'd get back to the "magic muffin stuff"

YAY! MUFFIN FIGHT!!!!!

*Grabs his muffin shooting gun, and starts shooting randomly*

 

[beakerboy12]

A muffin shooting gun, aye! Well, I've got a cannon that can shoot 15 muffins in one blast. And it has a cup holder!

Gonzo: It's great for when you can't fit the drink in between the cushions.

Fozzie Bear: Hey, that reminds me of a funny joke!

*everyone lets out a tired "Ohhh"*

Fozzie Bear: Have you heard of the new soda drink they're making just for frogs? It's called "Croak"-a-Cola!

Waldorf: Hehe! That joke definetely bombed!

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say "bomb"?

*the balcony explodes*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Scooter: *as soda vendor* Get your Croak-a-Cola! Five Cents!

 

[beakerboy12]

Grover: Eat this, muffin man!

*throws muffin at Gonzo*

Gonzo: For someone who was raised by early childhood educators, you're a fighter!

*blasts Grover*

Bean Bunny: *in bleachers with Kermit and Robin* Glad I'm not in the middle of this one!

*gets pelted by dozens of muffins*

Bean Bunny: At least they're just muffins!

*gets pelted by dozens of canned soup*

Bean Bunny: At least it was just some small cans!

*gets pelted by a bunch of rocks and stones*

Bean Bunny: At least it was just rocks!

*gets hit by a bunch of red bricks*

Bean Bunny: At least it isn't the heaviest thing they have!

*gets hit by a giant rusty anchor*

Bean Bunny: At... at... at least this they haven't hit me with something like daisies and gumdrops!

Robin the Frog: I don't think it works that way, Bean.

Bean Bunny: Oh... *a giant whale flops himself onto Bean*

Whale: At least I got a role in the scene!

Kermit the Frog: And that, Robin, is called a running gag!

Robin the Frog: Cool, Uncle Kermit!

 

[tutter_fan]

*Grabs his Gatling gun, loads tons of muffins into it, and starts shooting at the newsman, then Bunsen Honeydew, and his assistant Beaker*

TAKE THAT!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Miss Piggy: And they say us pigs are uncivilized!

Ellie: Muffins *catches two* Look, I can juggle! * attempts to juggle and fails* Oops...*catches 2 more muffins, does not try to juggle this time*

Miss Piggy: And that Robin, *referring to my juggling fail* is called being uncoordinated.

Susie: *hides behind her clip board as not to be pelted with muffins*

Ellie: Aw c'mon Susie, embrace it!

Susie: I hate dodgeball and this is the same but with muffins!

Ellie: But you can eat muffins!

Miss Piggy: Ellie, don't, you know how Susie is.

Susie: Thank you ma'am! *continues to hide behind her clipboard*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Scooter: *playfully tosses a muffin at Susie* Gotcha right on the head...

... =333