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MC - The Revival

DramaQueenMokey

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Susie: *lowers her clipboard and catches the muffin Scooter threw at her*
That's not so bad after all! Thanks Scooter :smile:

Ellie: See, it's fun :big_grin:!

Susie: Sure is! *unwraps the muffin* It's chocolate :smile:
 

LinkiePie<3

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Johnny Fiama: *tastes his muffin* Tastes like cannoli cake. Is this the muffin I ordered, Sal? :skeptical:

Sal Minella: Yeah, Johnny...

Johnny Fiama: Eh, the texture is bland. *gives muffin to Susie* 'Ere, kid. Have mine.

Scooter: *beams* You're welcome, Susie. :wink:
 

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Take this!

*throws a bunch of muffins at everyone*

Susie, Johnny, Sal, Scooter, Ellie, and Piggy: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Big Mean Carl: Don't worry, guys!

*opens his mouth wide and catches all of the muffins with his mouth, then promptly eats the goodies*

Big Mean Carl: That was tasty!

*Big Mean Carl then grabs Sal and eats him*
 

Gonzo's Hobbit

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Alright! I was wondering when the muffin fights would start up again. It's about time.

*pulls escrima sticks from behind back*

*in back Japanese dubbing*--I am not afraid of you, you or your fighting muffins Jiggghhhh!

*presicely defletcs all incoming muffins with sticks*
 

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Angie: *watching Muppet Treasure island*

Sal Minella: *filing Johnny's nails* Didja see me in the beginnin', Johnny? I was in da movie!

Johnny Fiama: ...yeah, kid..., and I'm your Cousin Vinny. :skeptical:

Sal Minella: Eh... okay, Cousin Vinny. xPPP
 

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Gonzo: I remember that movie! But I really don't get why I didn't get recruited by the Harlem Globetrotters.

Clifford: Well, I really don't know why I wasn't asked to be in the movie.

Gonzo: We'll never know, I guess!

Johnny Fiama: What I really don't get is why Sal got a part in it when I'm the real star!

Sal Minella: Yeah, Johnny should'a gotten the lead instead of that Curry guy! Besides, don't we have enough talking food around here?

Sal, you know that Tim Curry isn't actually curry?

Sal Minella: Wait, so he's not that thing that goes with rice...

Johnny Fiama: See what I gotta deal with...
 

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Oh man! This thread is getting funnier & funnier! When will it ever end (I know I don't want it to end, do you? :smile:)

Anywho, yours truly will be participating in local pinball tournaments all over Champaign and Urbana ILLINOIS, so please stay tuned for that.

Newsman: Looks like you spoke too soon!
(Before I can say anything else, a pinball machine falls on me. Isn't the newsman supposed to be the victim of these strange happenings every time he produces a newsflash of some sort?)
 

rowlfy662

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:embarrassed:: hey i have got a joke what does a long haired director say

what fozzie

:embarrassed:: CUT! get it ahhhhh

:sleep:: boooo
:boo::hssssssssss

*statler and waldorf throw muffins at fozzie*

:embarrassed:: i thought it was funny

:news:: heres is a newsflash tim curry is not curry sadly sweetums has always eaten him oh well

:grr:: yea tim curry was great with a drink of ice-T and some kevin bacon

*sam eagle pops up*

:attitude::as you can see this horrible joke has joked about celebrities that have types of food as surname as is not funny and should not be laughed NOT ONCE*pinball machine falls on sam*

:grr:: that takes care of him now dessert vanilla ice yum

:attitude::utter weirdos *sigh*
 

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Cool beans, Tutterfan! I know you'll win!

*Gonzo, Grover, Rosita, and Annie Sue enter wearing cheerleading outfits*

Gonzo, Grover, Rosita, and Annie Sue: Let's go Tutterfan! Let's go!

*we hear two claps and then the music changes into a jazzy, peppy, upbeat, "Hey A Movie!" esque tune*

Grover: Let's see you pin that ball!
Let's see you win the race!

Gonzo: Let's see you coming home,
with the gold, in first place!

Rosita: Let's see you win with style
Let's see you win with grace

Annie Sue: Let's see you win with dignity,
and with a smiling face!

Cheerleaders: Let's see you have some fun,
Let's see you get the job done
And have you coming on home,
being number one!

Because we know you can do it,
And we know you won't end up small...
So finally,
let's see you pin some ball!

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