MC - The Revival

[tutter_fan]

Dr. Teeth: I like SNOW!

Jumps into the big pile of snow that the Newsman has left behind!

 

[beakerboy12]

Snow! Yep, let's make some snow angels!

*a group of Muppet angels flys down on the snow*

Muppet Angel: Did somebody call for us?

Angels? I thought we already had angels!

Angel Marie: You talkin' about me?

Oh, yeah... we got Angel Marie... not angels...

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *angelically flutters* There's an angel here.

Angel Marie: No. You're an Angela.

Angie: -_-

 

[beakerboy12]

Link Hogthrob: This thread gets weirder every time I come here!

Rowlf the Dog: That reminds me...

*Rowlf walks to the stage where Beauregard, Mulch, and the Big Bad Wolf*

The Big Bad Wolf: Now for a Christmas classic, Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree!

*Rowlf sits at his piano, Beauregard grabs a harmonica, Mulch grabs a miniature drum kit and Big Bad stands at the mic and play peculiar version of the song that's slightly worse than the original*

The Big Bad Wolf: Rocking around the Christmas Tree
at the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Ev'ry couple tries to stop

Rowlf the Dog: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing "Let's be jolly;
Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fashioned way

The Big Bad Wolf: Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christmas Spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
and we'll do some caroling

*Beauregard does a harmonica solo replacing the usual saxophone interlude*

Beauregard: *breathes heavily from blowing into the harmonica* This is a really breath-taking song!

Rowlf the Dog: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing "Let's be jolly;
Deck the halls with boughs of holly"

The Big Bad Wolf: Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fash-ioned way!!!!

*Beauregard ends the song with his harmonica*

Rowlf the Dog: So, what were you saying was "weird"?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: The thread's been dead! It's almost Christmas! Do something, Sal! D:

Sal Minella: 'Ey. No whinin' infront of Johnny, 'kay? And, yeah, you're right, 'here. 'S almost Christmas, and yeah, Johnny, sing us another song!

Luanne: ...oh?

Link Hogthrob: I don't mean to interfere with the performace, but can I sing first? I was on the ever so successful The Muppet Show--

Sal Minella: 'Ey! Quiet! Johnny's gonna sing for us! YA GOT THAT, PIG?!

Link Hogthrob: *frowns* </3

Sal Minella: Heh. Now then... *drum roll*

... ladies, and gentlemen. Guys, and dolls. Here's Johnny Fiama!

*cricket chirp*

Sal Minella: CAN WE TRY THAT AGAIN?! I PAID YA ALL TO APPALUD JOHNNY, AND YOU'RE GONNA APPALUD JOHNNY!

Canned audience: *cough*

A group of young groupies arrive

Groupies: Oooooh, Johnnny... <3

Susie: *swoon*

Sal Minella: Much better-- say, nice lookin' girls. ;D

Susie: So Sorry we're late, Sal.

Sal Minella: Heh. 'S fine, toots. Now, then... here's Johnny Fiama!

Groupies: Eeee... <3

Johnny Fiama: *behind the curtain* 'Ey, Sal? Ca ya quiet down 'em lovely ladies, 'ere? I appreciate the enthusiam, but I can't sing with all dat racket. Va bene?

Sal Minella: Yes, Johnny--

Angie: Eee... <3

Sal Minella: 'Ey! Quiet!

Angie: Hee! xP

Johnny Fiama: *ahem*

Buon Natale, means Merry Christmas to you
Buon Natale, to everyone
Happy New Year and lots of fun
Buon Natale may all your wishes come true
Buon Natale in Italy means
A Merry Christmas to you

Far away across the sea
In sunny Italy
There's a quaint little town
Not a clock has been wound
For over a century

They don't know the time or year
And no one seems to care
And this is the reason
The Christmas season
Is celebrated all year

Buon Natale, means Merry Christmas to you
Buon Natale, to everyone
Happy New Year and lots of fun
Buon Natale may all your wishes come true
Buon Natale in Italy means
A Merry Christmas to you

 

[beakerboy12]

Thank you, Linkie for reviving the revival! We need a little Christmas right this very minute.

Rowlf the Dog: Do I hear a song coming on?

Haul out the holly;
Put up the tree before my spirit falls again.
Fill up the stocking,
I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again now.

For we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute,
Candles in the window,
Carols at the spinet.
Yes, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute.
It hasn't snowed a single flurry,
But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry;

Fozzie Bear: So climb down the chimney;
Put up the brightest string of lights I've ever seen.

Gonzo: Slice up the fruitcake;
It's time we hung some tinsel on that

The Swedish Chef: Ebeergrueen booo!!!

Everyone: For I've grown a little leaner,
Grown a little colder,
Grown a little sadder,
Grown a little older,
And I need a little angel
Sitting on my shoulder,
Need a little Christmas now.

Bert: Haul out the holly;

Ernie: Well, once I taught you all to live each living day.

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Vill up the stocking,

Link Hogthrob: But Strangepork, it's four days from Christmas now.

Everyone: But we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute,
Candles in the window,
Carols at the spinet.
Yes, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute.

Robin the Frog: It hasn't snowed a single flurry,
But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry;

Big Bird: So climb down the chimney;

Oscar the Grouch: Or maybe just go somewhere else tonight!

Everyone (except Oscar): Oscar!

*Feenie Fraggle slices fruitcake*

Large Marvin Fraggle: Slice up the fruitcake;

*Feenie turns around to put tinsel up; Large Marvin eats the fruitcake*

Feenie Fraggle: It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough.

Everyone: For we need a little music,
Need a little laughter,
Need a little singing
Ringing through the rafter,
And we need a little snappy
"Happy ever after,"
Need a little Christmas now.
Need a little Christmas now.

 

[rowlfy662]

Indeed 4 days till the big day

Gonzo: weird day

Cookie monster: cookie day

No no Christmas day let's party !!

 

[beakerboy12]

Great idea, Rowlfy! Let's party like it's 1987!

Clifford: Don't 'cha mean 1999?

No, '87! That's when Muppet Family Christmas came out!

Gonzo: Sounds good to me!

Beaker: Mee mee me mee mo mo!

Well, then let's do this thing!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Big Jeffy: Ladies, and gentlemen. Boys, and girls. Put your hand together for Sesame Street's favorite doo-wop singing group:

Chrissy: He's loud!

Rockin' Richard: He's proud!

Big Jeffy: He's Little Jerry!

Canned audience: *appaluse*

Little Jerry: *bows* Thank you! Thank you! WE'RE LITTLE JERRY AND THE MONOTONES! HERE'S A CHRISTMAS TRIBUTE TO THE JACKSON 5!

Canned audience: *cheer*

*kiss sound*

Little Jerry: Wow! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus!

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa (Monotones: tickle, tickle, Santa Claus) Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Big Jeffy:
Little Jerry saw Mommy Santa Claus
He did! He really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus
And he's gonna tell his Dad

*bell sound*

Little Jerry:
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa (Monotones: tickle, tickle, Santa Claus) Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Little Jerry: I did! I did! I really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus
You gotta believe me! You just gotta believe me!
Come on, fellas, believe me! You just gotta believe me!

Rockin' Richard: Shut up, Jerry.

Chrissy: No you didn't.

Big Jeffy: Oh, ok. Now I believe you.

Little Jerry: I told you! I told you!

 

[beakerboy12]

Good one, guys! Oh, and Jerry! Believed every word!

Little Jerry: See! See! Guys, I told you!

Rockin' Richard: Yeah! Next, you'll tell us that there are a bunch of rainbows connecting!

Okay, now let's hang that mistletoe and get this party started!

Link Hogthrob: *nudges Annie Sue* Speaking of mistletoe...

Annie Sue: Not even on Christmas...

*walks away, leaving Link still puckered up with his eyes closed*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Did somebody say "mistletoe"?!

Beaker: Mee mo mo!

Yeah?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: We here at Muppet Labs have created something new pertaining to this little "Kiss Generator"!

You know I'm beginning to think your inventions are a little dangerous!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Hogwash! Anyway, the new invention has the appearance of mistletoe. But the recepient standing under the plant will turn into a giving, Christmas carol-singing, goodwill towards men kind of person. I'll demonstrate it on Beaker!

Beaker: Mee mee?

*mistletoe is hung over Beaker*

Beaker: *meeps to the tune of "Joy to the World"*

This one could actually do good! Nice work, Honeydew!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Thank you Beakerboy! Oh! Just a little insy-weensy side thing! If you've been under the mistletoe twice! You turn into a mean, Scroogy, monstrous, humbug!

*Beaker walks under the mistletoe*

Beaker: *magically puts on a wrestling outfit* Mee mee meee meee mee!!!!

*Beaker tackles Beakerboy*

I take my comment back! Gonzo!

Gonzo: Yeah, Beakerboy!

You're in charge!

Gonzo: Really.... Yoohoooo!!!! Yes! I can finally do my "Deck the Halls" stunt!

What's that?

Gonzo: I decorate the halls while flying from a cannon!

This is gonna be one Christmas party...