MC - The Revival

[rowlfy662]

wow it been a long hey what are we celebrating

: CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: yeah the most groovy time of the year

yeah and it was snowing here in the uk good sign

: here is a muppet newsflash terrible weather across the globe snowing buckets

*buckets of snow fall on newsman*

: *sigh* i need a hobby

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Yep we got a bunch of snow here too.

Hey Piggy, guess what! I passed my high green belt test yesterday. I got a new sash in kung fun

 

[beakerboy12]

Miss Piggy: Good work, Gonzie! But can you do... this? Hi-yaaaaa!!!!

*karate chops Gonzo and Pepe in one hit*

Pepe the King Prawn: Si, si! I surrender!

Gonzo: Pepe, Piggy's not fighting us, she's just demonstrating for Gonzo's Hobbit!

Pepe the King Prawn: Si, Gonzo, I still do want to be karate-chopped by a pig, h'okay!

*pan to Bobo, as Santa Claus*

Johnny Fiama: Okay, Robin, you're up!

Bobo the Bear: Okay, little boy! What do you want for Christmas?

Robin the Frog: Everybody stops and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could be with you
"Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"

Bobo the Bear: Robin, I would like to point out, if I may, you have no teeth at all, you're a frog!

Robin the Frog: Oh... yeah... well, then maybe you could get me that new Walter plush, I guess...

Bobo the Bear: That is definetely simpler! Consider it done!

Robin the Frog: Thank you, Santa Bobo!

Bobo the Bear: Anything for the kids, kid!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

That was cute Robin and Bobo! Loved it.

No, I don't think I can do that Piggy. I can do a pretty sweet turning back kick though.

 

[beakerboy12]

So, do you have an idea what we should sing next!

Rizzo the Rat: I'd say Feed the World, but I'd like to feed myself!

Luncheon Counter Monster: At least I've got a snack!

*Luncheon Counter Monster eats Rizzo*

Luncheon Counter Monster: Might've carried the plague, but tasty!

Fozzie Bear: How 'bout a classic?
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen,
But do you recall?
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,

Bobo the Bear: *as Santa* Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Fozzie Bear: Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history.

*Rowlf plays a short piano interlude*

Fozzie Bear: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,

Bobo the Bear: *as Santa* Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Fozzie Bear: Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history!!!!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Dude! You ate Rizzo. That's not very Christmas-y.

 

[beakerboy12]

Rizzo the Rat: *still inside Luncheon Counter Monster* Eh, at least it's a lot less gloomy then Carl's belly! Oooh, he swallowed one of those tiny singing Christmas trees!

*Bobby Helms' Jingle Bell Rock is heard from Luncheon Counter Monster's belly*

Rizzo the Rat: Man, I love those trinkets! But, really, don't worry about me, besides I'll be back by tomorrow, if not in a few hours!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Okay, Rizzo! I'll be right back, I'm gonna put on the next act!

Rizzo the Rat: Take your time, I'll be playing with the singing tree!

*Jose Feliciano's Feliz Navidad is heard from the belly, this time*

*Cut to: Muppet Labs*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Hello! And welcome again to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today! As we all know, the Christmas holiday is approaching, and our time is limited between spending time with the family and work and watching all the Muppet Christmas specials. This leaves you sad and your firends and family sad because you couldn't go out and buy the gifts! We here, at Muppet Labs, have solved the gift-giving dilemma with our brand new Gift-Giver 3001. Made from the technologic Wish-Granter 3000, you remember that - you know from Letters to Santa, this machine will give you just the present! Here Beaker will demonstrate by asking for something of his cvousin Gary Mayo's wishlist!

Beaker: Mee mee mee meep!

*an exotic comb appears*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Great work, Beakie! *to audience* But, you may wanna stray away from Tickle Me Elmos and obscure, hard-to-find gifts. If you do that the Gift-Giver will search high and low for it until it later...

*explosion is heard from behind him*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:... combust...

Beaker: Mee mo mee meee!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Yes, Beaker! That was a big one... I can't believe we had that in the budget! But at least you got the Tickle Me Elmo!

*Beaker shows off the doll*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Nice invention guys, we should take it to the hospital and give out toys with it or something.

*to Luncheon Counter Monster's stomach*

Hey Rizz, how ya doing in the there?...this is weird, I'm talking to a muppet's stomach.

 

[beakerboy12]

Rizzo the Rat: *in Luncheon Counter Monster's belly* Good, Gh! Could ya' just bring me a lantern! The matches really aren't working with all this stomach acid!

*smoke comes out of Luncheon Counter Monster's mouth*

Bobo the Bear: *still clad as Santa* We got kids lined up here, we can't have you smoking up the place! Ya' hear?

*Bobo walks out*

Gonzo: I'll get you a lantern, Rizz!

Scooter: In the meantime, we should sing another Christmas song! Any suggestions?

Miss Piggy: Maybe Kermie and I could sing All I Want For Christmas is You?

Kermit the Frog: Well, would ya' look at the time?

*Kermit runs off*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*GH snags Kermit as he tries to run out of the room*

Oh no you don't Frog, get up there and sing with your pig...please...sir

Kermit: *sigh* Alright...ahem

Chord

Kermit:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas
Is you

Okay I'm done-acck

*Piggy bear hugs Kermit*

Piggy:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day

Both
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you

Kermit
Yo-o-ou Piggy
Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe

I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click

Piggy
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Kermie all I want for Christmas is you
You

Kermit
Oh all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere

Piggy
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air

Kermit
And everyone is singing

Piggy
I hear those sleigh bells ringing

Both
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my baby to me?

Piggy
Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for

Kermit
I just want to see you Piggy
Standing right outside my door

Both
Oh I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You

Piggy
All I want for Christmas is you

Kissy kissy Kermit

Kermit: Oh why not

Big smooch