MC - The Revival

[beakerboy12]

Nice one, guys!

Rizzo the Rat: *from inside Luncheon Counter Monster* What I heard was really good! But not as good as the singing Christmas tree!

*Andy Williams' It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year is heard*

Kermit the Frog: It was a pretty good act!

Miss Piggy: Then maybe we can do another one?

Gonzo's Hobbit: Okay, now you can run.

*Kermit runs off*

*pan to Santa Bobo*

Bobo the Bear: *as Santa* Oh! Hi, there little Elmo!

Elmo: Hello, Mister Santa! Elmo wants to tell you what Elmo wants for Christmas, Mister Santa!

Bobo the Bear: Well, what is it Elmo?

Elmo: Elmo wants a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
Elmo wants a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

Elmo wants a hippopotamus for Christmas
Elmo doesn't think you will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do

Elmo can see Elmo now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise when Elmo opens up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

Elmo wants a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
Elmo only likes hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like Elmo too

Mommy says the hippo would eat Elmo up, but then
Mr. Honeydew says a hippo is a vegeterian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
Elmo'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
Elmo can see Elmo now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when Elmo opens up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

Elmo wants a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
Elmo only likes hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like Elmo too!

Do you think you can do that, Mister Santa Clause?

Bobo the Bear: Uh... it's pretty hard to hind hippos in...

Elmo: Oh boy! Oh boy! Santa's gonna bring Elmo a hippopotamus! Yaaaaayy!!!

Bobo the Bear: What've I gotten myself into?

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Oh my gosh Elmo that was adorable

 

[beakerboy12]

Elmo: Oh... well, thank you, Gonzo's Hobbit!

Sal Minella: That was cutsie and all, but Johnny Fiama is comin' through!!!

Johnny Fiama: Thank ya'! Thank ya', Sal!

Sal Minella: Now Johnny Fiama's gonna sing!!!!

Johnny Fiama: Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've bought some corn for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight,
All the way home I'll be warm.

The fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still good-bying,
But as long as you love me so,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

*Rowlf plays the musical interlude accompanied by Marvin Suggs on his Muppaphone*

Johnny Fiama: The fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still good-bying,
But as long as you love me so,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: That was wonderful, Johnny... *swoon* <3

Sal Minella: Ain't he the best? C:

 

[beakerboy12]

Johnny Fiama: Thanks, Ang, Sal. I was thinkin' it was a bit cheesy!

Sal Minella: It was no where near cheesy! Cheesy is an adjective you use for sandwiches.

Fozzie Bear: No, cheesy is an adjective you use for those lounge singers in the other thread!

*cut to the other thread*

Sam the Eagle: And now for some wholesome entertainment fit for the holiday season, the amazing and incomperable duo of Wayne and Wanda!

*the curtain opens*

Wayne: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Wanda: Everybody knows
A turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all a-glow
Will find it hard to sleep toniiiiiiiight!!!!!

*a giant hunk of snow falls on Wanda*

Wayne: They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys
And goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know
How to flyyyyyy!!!!!!

*a herd of reindeer come flying down with Santa Bobo and stand on Wayne*

Bobo the Bear: *as Santa* Hey, where's Wayne and Wanda? Oh well, it's my cue!
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety two
Although it's been said
Many times many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
To you!!!!!!

*the crowd stands and cheers for Bobo and throw flowers at him*

Bobo the Bear: Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all season! Ho ho ho! Yes, thank you!

*Sam comes back on stage*

Sam the Eagle: Thank you, Wayne, Wanda... Bobo...

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: YAY! *giggles at Wanda* ^^

Wayne: *points at Wanda* Haw!

Wanda: Shut up, Wayne. -_-

Link Hogthrob: My turn!

Sam Eagle: ... go... right ahead... *facewing* Let it work, let it work, let it work...

Luanne:
I really can't stay

Link Hogthrob:
(but baby it's cold outside)

Luanne:
I've got to go away

Link Hogthrob:
(but baby it's cold outside)

Luanne:
This evening has been

Link Hogthrob:
(been hoping that you'd drop in)

Luanne:
So very nice

Link Hogthrob:
(I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)

Luanne:
My mother will start worry

Link Hogthrob:
(beautiful what's your hurry)

Luanne:
My father will be pacing the floor

Link Hogthrob:
(listen to the fireplace roar)

Luanne:
So really I'd better scurry

Link Hogthrob:
(beautiful please don't hurry)

Luanne:
but maybe just a half a drink more

Link Hogthrob:
(put some records on while I pour)

Luanne:
the neighbors might faint

Link Hogthrob:
(baby it's bad out there)

Luanne:
say what's in this drink

Link Hogthrob:
(no cabs to be had out there)

Luanne:
I wish I knew how

Link Hogthrob:
(your eyes are like starlight now)

Luanne:
to break this spell

Link Hogthrob:
(I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)

Luanne:
I ought to say "no, no, no, sir"

Link Hogthrob:
(mind if I move in closer)

Luanne:
at least I'm gonna say that I tried

Link Hogthrob:
(what's the sense in hurtin' my pride)

Luanne:
I really can't stay

Link Hogthrob:
(oh baby don't hold out)

Both:baby it's cold
baby it's cold outside...

*Link dips Luanne*

Sam Eagle: I'm appalled, Link. What do you have to say for yourself, my boy?

Link Hogthrob: ... I was drunk? *shrug*

 

[beakerboy12]

Drunk or not, that was a great song, Link and Lulu!

Link Hogthrob: Hey! Only I call her that... now, let's go Luanne...

*puts arm around Sam the Eagle and walks off*

Luanne: He's a bit dumb, but I love him!

*pan to Luncheon Counter Monster and Gonzo*

Gonzo: You okay in there, Rizz? You haven't spoken in a while!

Rizzo the Rat: Uhhhh.... I'm fine... ehhh-ha...

Gonzo: You sure, Rizz?

*out of nowhere Rizzo is spotted outside the monster*

Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, Gonzo!

*Gonzo is sorta freakin' out*

Gonzo: Rizzo! You're out, buddy! How? How'd you do it?!

Rizzo the Rat: You don't wanna know... you do not!

Gonzo: Well, your back just in time for the next carol!

Rizzo the Rat: What is it?

Gonzo: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

Rizzo the Rat: Yes, I understand it's the most wonderful time of the year, but what song are we singing?

Gonzo: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

Rizzo the Rat: You said that! I get it! No what's the song?

Kermit the Frog: He means the song, It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
It's the most wonderful time of the year

Gonzo: It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
When friends come to call
It's the hap- happiest season of all

Fozzie Bear: There'll be parties for hosting
Grover: Marshmallows for toasting
Clifford: And caroling out in the snow
Uncle Deadly: There'll be scary ghost stories
Lew Zealand: And tales of the glories of
Everyone: Christmases long, long ago

Miss Piggy: It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much mistltoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When love ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year

Pepe the King Prawn: There'll be parties for hosting
Dr. Teeth: Marshmallows for toasting
George the Janitor: And caroling out in the snow
Sherlock Hemlock: There'll be scary ghost stories
Rugby Tiger: And tales of the glories of
Everyone: Christmases long, long ago

Everyone: It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much mistltoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When love ones are near
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the year!!!!!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Yay! Love that song. I especially love the Gonzo Rizzo version on the Green and REd Christmas album. All of you doing it together just made it even better.

*girlsish squeels of delight*

Okay, I'm done. My dignity is back.

Gonzo: Since when are we concerned about dignity here?

We're not, but I thought I'd just say so in case my fanness annoyed anyone

 

[tutter_fan]

Newsman: Anyone here hate peas? I eat em even though I don't like them.

Anyways, here's a MUPPET NEWS FLASH!!!!!

This just in: There are news reports that barometers are falling! Experts say that there's going to be a LOT of snow this year! (all of a sudden, barometers, and a huge pile of snow falls on him)

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Woo! I like snow (except when it causes me to slide uncontrolably)

Who wants to go out and make snow angels?!