Lisa: <stares at suitcase, backpack, toiletry bag, and purse> <deep breath> Okay. Let's run down the list... ONE more time.
Rowlf: <Shakes head> <smooths out list> Shirts?
Lisa: <points at suitcase> Check.
Robin: <peers over Rowlf's shoulder> Shorts?
Lisa: <points at suitcase> Check.
Chef: <peers over Rowlf's other shoulder> Um de hundies?
Lisa: <points at suitcase> Check.
Rowlf: Pants?
Robin: Bathing suit?
Chef: Wurm de cloodee fur de burs?
Lisa: <taps suitcase three times> Check, check, and check.
Rowlf: Glasses and contact stuff?
Lisa: <taps suitcase and toiletry bag> Check and check.
Robin: Toothbrush and toothpaste?
Lisa: <points at toiletry bag> And mouthwash.
Rowlf: Floss?
Lisa: <Frowns> I almost never floss. ...Is that even on the list?
Rowlf: <clears throat>
Robin: Soap?
Lisa: <points at toiletry bag> Bodywash, shampoo, conditioner. And razor.
Rowlf: Deodorant?
Lisa: Check. <taps toiletry bag>
Rowlf: Medication?
Lisa: <rolls eyes> <taps toiletry bag> Check, check, check, and check.
Rowlf: Pain killers?
Lisa: OH! <races to snatch another bottle from the room> ...And this is me when I'm HEALTHY. <Rolls eyes>
Chef: Um de reeedy reeden fur de curried?
Lisa: <points at backpack> Reader's Digest, Jim Henson's Doodle Dreams, The Shapeshifter, and <sings> Live and Let Die. Da da dat! Da da dat, da dat. Da da dat! Da da dat dat da... <ahem> Sorry. Reflex.
Robin: Same thing happens when she says Goldfi--
Rowlf: DON'T SAY IT!
Lisa: <sings--nay, BELTS> GOOOLDFIN-GAH! Wah-WAAAAH-wah!
Robin: Oops.
Lisa: <still belting> HE'S the MAN, the man with the MIIIIDAS touch!
Chef: Hur de quorky! <frantically points at list> De lurst! De lurst!
Lisa: <Yeah, still belting> A SPI-dah's TOUCH! Ba-da-da WAH-WAH!
Rowlf: Uh--Journal? JOURNAL?
Lisa: SUCH a-- Wha?
Rowlf: Is your journal packed?
Lisa: <blink> Oh. Yeah. Um--<points at backpack> There.
Rowlf: <Nods>
Robin: Cro--<frowns> Crot--...What IS that word?
Lisa: Crotchet. It's not at ALL pronounced how it looks. <points at separate bag> It's right there. And it's that thing I do with yarn.
Robin: Ohhh.
Chef: Um de clickety click fur de paparazzarazzary?
Lisa: <Blink> I'm not paparazzi. But yeah, check. <points at backpack>
Robin: Cell phone?
Lisa: <points at purse> Check.
Rowlf: Computer?
Lisa: ...I'm... still using it. But it WILL be a check.
Chef: Un de clickety click un de talkety tuk un de typety-tip churgies?
Lisa: <points at backpack> Check.
Robin: Water bottle?
Lisa: <points at backpack> Check.
Rowlf: Sadie?
Robin: ...Sadie?
Lisa: <shoves both hands into purse> <right hand re-emerges as a dog head> Sadie.
Sadie: <Looks around> <turns to Rowlf, Robin, and Chef> Hi. I'm Saaadie.
Robin: ...That's... weird.
Sadie: <Nods> You would know about that.
Rowlf: ...I still think that's creepy.
Chef: <Nods> Shmur de hurdy.
Lisa: <Looks at Sadie> ...I won't tell 'em if you don't.
Sadie: Deal. Did you remember the picture of the coffee cake?
Lisa: ...I'll get right on that.
Rowlf: <shakes head> Put it away, Lisa. You're leaving in five hours and counting.
Lisa: Right! Thank GOODNESS I'm not the first driver. <removes Sadie from hand and puts her back in the purse> Let's do this.