Chapter 11: Getting off the ground
Tonight was the audition at the club. The band had rehearsed all day and most of the night. Leah had to take frequent breaks so she didn't strain her vocals. The only time everyone took 5 was when they got hungry or thirsty.
"Okay, everyone." Dr. Teeth said. "Tonight is the audition so let's impress them! Animal, no chasing after the ladies."
"WOMAN! WOMAN!" Animal shouted.
"No, Animal! You concentrate on your drumming!" Floyd said sternly. "Guess I'll have to use the chain and collar on him tonight."
"Animal be good." Animal said, sitting back down on the stool.
"Like what song are we going to start off with?" Janice asked.
"I was thinking of Sweet Tooth Jam to start off with." Dr. Teeth said. "That'll knock them off their feet. Then Leah can sing Fever with Animal on the drums." It was agreed. Leah is going to sing her song first then they were going to play Sweet Tooth Jam.
The gang arrived at the club at 6:00 sharp. Barney recognized Floyd, Zoot and Leah. Each band member wore their best clothes. Leah was dressed in a sparkling blue dress with a slit up her leg that stopped just below her hip. Her hair was curled and she wore a white headband. Dr. Teeth wore his best tux. Floyd wore a nice vest with a short sleeve dress shirt underneath with some blue jean bellbottoms. Janice wore a pretty red sparkling dress similar to Leah's only the slit went up to her knee and a pair of pink platform shoes. She had a barrette in her hair and a couple of stylish bracelets on her wrist. Lips wore his brown plaid suit he always wears to auditions. Zoot wore his black and white tux (the one he wore in Rockin' Robin.) and Animal wore his usual attire. The first band up were The Stray Cats. That's just what they were. A bunch of cats.
"The Stray Cats." Barney called. "You guys are up." Three cats who wore zoot suits and matching hats walked up to the stage. One had a sax, the other had a guitar and the last one was the lead singer. "Whenever you're ready, guys."
"Alright, fellas." The singer said. "Hit it." The guitar sounded out of tune and the sax sounded squeaky. Everybody covered their ears.
"Man, these guys sound awful!" Floyd complained.
"I'll say!" Leah agreed.
"Guys, thanks but you're not what we're looking for." Barney said.
"But I haven't even sang yet." the leader declared.
"Get your instruments fixed first then come back." Barney said. They grumbled to themselves as they got off the stage for the next band. Barney scribbled some notes beside The Stray Cats and called up the next performer. "Rowlf the dog."
The piano was pushed onto the stage. Rowlf was wearing his black and white tux.
"I'm going to play English country Garden." he announced.
"Go on." said Barney. Rowlf sat down and played his song. Everyone was impressed with the dog's piano skills. He was hired on the spot. Next up was The Electric Mayhem. "Alright, guys. Let's see what you all can do." Barney said to the band. Leah and the gang got up onstage.
"Okay, let's give it to 'em." Floyd said. Leah had her back turned to the microphone. She turned around and walked up to it. All the guys stared at her. She looked very sexy with her moves. Animal played the drums to the beat and Leah began to sing.
"Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me, I get a
fever that's so hard to bear
You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight
Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night.
Sun lights up the daytime, moon lights up the night." Barney nodded and smiled, urging Leah to continue with her song.
"I light up when you call my name, and you know I'm gonna treat you right
You give me
fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight
Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night."
When she finished, Dr. Teeth said, "Alright, everybody let's jam!" signaling the band to start Sweet Tooth Jam. They got the whole room jumping with that song! Everyone was dancing and tapping their foot to the music. After all the bands auditioned, Barney said, Congratulations, Electric Mayhem! You got the gig." Leah and Janice squealed and jumped up and down and hugged each other. Dr. Teeth and Zoot slapped a high five.
"So when do you want us to start?" Floyd asked.
"Wednesday is when we officially open for the live entertainment." Barney said. "I was very impressed with your music and especially Leah's singing." Leah blushed.
"Thank you." she said. He pulled out a contract and the band read it. Leah's eyes widened. "$800.00 a night." she read. They have never made that much playing in night clubs. Not even close.
When the 7 of them got home, Liza was on the couch playing with Daniel.
"How did it go?" she asked. Leah tried to look disappointed but she couldn't hide it.
"WE GOT THE GIG!" she shouted excitedly.
"Oh congratulations!" Liza said, hugging Leah and Zoot. "When do you start?"
"Wednesday." Zoot told her.
Wednesday finally came and the band was nervous.
"Do we have the list of songs we're playing?" Dr. Teeth asked.
"Yeah." Floyd answered. "Right here in my pocket."
"What time do we have to be there to set up?" Janice asked.
"Around 5:30." Floyd answered. "Show starts at 6."
"Where is Leah at?" Janice wondered.
"She's changing clothes." Zoot answered as he was cleaning his sax. "She and my sister went out and she bought a new outfit to wear for tonight."
"Like, I can't wait to see it! She's going to look great!" Janice said excitedly. Soon, Leah walked down a few steps. She could see the band but they couldn't see her.
"Are you ready to see me?" Leah asked.
"Yeah!" they all answered together.
"Okay." She slowly walked down the rest of the steps with Liza behind her. Leah looked gorgeous. She had on a blue sparkling dress with one sleeve. Her hair was curled and she wore a red sparkling headband and the dress had a slit up the side that stopped at her knee. She had off white high platform shoes on. All the men's jaws dropped in amazement. Zoot accidentally dropped his sax.
"Babe, you look uh. . .uh. . ." Zoot stammered.
"Sensational?" Floyd asked.
"Yeah." Zoot said. "What Floyd said." Leah blushed.
"You do look beautiful." Janice said. "We're definitely going to knock 'em dead tonight."
"Andrew is going to watch the kids tonight." Liza said. "I want to be there to see you play and support you all."
"Of course!" said Dr. Teeth. "We'd love to have you come with us." Finally, Zoot realized he dropped his sax. He picked it up and examined it to make sure there were no dents and played a couple of scales just to make sure. It sounded good so no worries.
After the gang ate their supper, they left for the club. They got there a few minutes early to give themselves a little more time to set up. After the guys got their stuff set up, they had about 10 minutes to hang out.
"I still can't believe we finally have a show to put on." Dr. Teeth said.
"Me neither." Janice said. "We've been struggling for sooooo long and now things are finally happening for us."
"We deserve it, man." Zoot said. "We've been down on our luck since the Muppet Show."
"We've been waiting for an opportunity like this for years and we're finally going to put on some shows." Lips said. "It's about time." The others nodded in agreement.
Barney approached them. "It's time to get into your positions. People are going to start coming in soon." They got up and quickly took their places on the stage. Curtain goes up in just a few minutes. Everyone was lined up at the door patiently waiting to be let in. No sooner did Barney unlock the door, everyone scrambled to find seats. The rats who were the servers almost got ran over.
"Hey, Buddy! Watch where you're stepping!" one shouted as he jumped out of the way.
"AHHHHHHHH!" shouted another. "This is nuts!"
"HELP! He's gonna step on me. Help! He's gonna step on me!!" panicked another rat. He found a place under a chair and hid, shaking. One of the guests sat down. He stepped on the rat's tail but the rat didn't notice until he tried to walk away. "What the?" he tugged at his tail. He couldn't get his tail. "Uh, Excuse me. Sir? You're on my tail." he shouted. The guy didn't notice. In the kitchen, Rizzo was doing a head count. There were 11 rats.
"Hey, where's Randy?" he asked the other rats.
"I don't know." one said.
"I thought he was with you." another said.
"Sure beats me." said a third rat.
Back under the chair, Randy was grunting and tugging as hard as he could to get his tail from under the shoe.
"There you are!" a voice said. It was Rizzo.
"Ah, Rizzo. Thank god." Randy said. "I'm stuck."
"You're always stuck!" Rizzo said.
"No. I'm really stuck. He's on my tail and I can't pull it out from under his shoe." Rizzo looked closer.
"After the count of 3, pull." he ordered. "1, 2, 3, PULL!" Both rats pulled as hard as they could. After a few minutes, Rizzo and Randy sat down. Gonzo appeared and took the person's order. The rats pulled again and the guy moved his foot off of Randy's tail causing both rats to tumble. Rizzo stopped on his head and the other rat was sitting.
"Get to work, Randy." Rizzo said pointing to the kitchen. Randy scrambled off.
"I want to introduce to you our new band." Barney said from the stage. "The Electric Mayhem!" Everyone cheered and the curtain went up. Animal beat on the drums as Floyd played his bass.
Leah once again had her back to the microphone. She walked up to it and took it off the stand and started singing.
"Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me, I get a
fever that's so hard to bear
You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight
Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night.
Sun lights up the daytime, moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name, and you know I'm gonna treat you right
You give me fever - when you
kiss me, fever when you hold me tight
Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night."
She walked off the stage and approached one of the guys.
"Everybody's got the fever, that is something you all know
Fever isn't such a new thing, fever started long ago." Leah sat on his lap and put her hand on his cheek.
"Romeo loved Juliet, Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her, he said "Julie baby you're my flame"
Thou givest
fever, when we kisseth, fever with thy flaming youth Fever - I'm afire, fever yea I burn forsooth." She got up and moved onto the next table. She leaned in toward the next couple.
"Captain Smith and Pocahontas had a very mad affair
When her Daddy tried to kill him, she said "Daddy-O don't you dare"
Give me
fever - with his kisses, fever when he holds me tight
Fever - I'm his Missus, Oh daddy won't you treat him right."
Leah was looking very sassy and sexy as she winked at the man. The guys couldn't stop staring at her. She made her way back onto the stage with the last verse.
"Now you've listened to my story, here's the point I have made:
Chicks were born to give you
fever, be it Fahrenheit or Centigrade
They give you fever - when you kiss them, fever if you live and learn
Fever - till you sizzle, what a lovely way to burn.
What a lovely way to burn.
What a lovely way to burn." The lights made a sillouette of Leah and blacked out the rest of the band. The crowd cheered. They wanted more. The band couldn't believe they were thirsty for more so they played New York State of Mind to calm everyone down. The next song on the list was Floyd's solo While my guitar gently weeps. After Floyd's solo was Rockin' Robin. After Rockin' Robin they played Sweet Tooth Jam then wrapped up the night with Chopin' Polonaise.
(More tomorrow night or tonight. Enjoy!!)