Hensonville City 2011

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (looking at a map ): Okay, what to do now? Angie? Ideas?

Cotterpin: You don't have a plan?

Kelly: Look, the last time I was at Disney World, I think I was just barely over puberty. Cut me some slack.

 

[The Count]

*Returns to the scene of the cwime, er, Apt 5, depositing a card signed by all of us at Apt 1.
*Sets the wrapped bouquet into the slot, helped a bit by . There, that should hold them until Aunt Ru gets home.
UD: Trying to get back into her good graces?
Yes... No... Maybe.
UD: Well, which is it?
Don't you have an underrealm to skulk through?
UD, checking his watch: You're lucky our TV time's about to start.
Fright, let's go. *Satisfied with the day's accomplishments.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *investigating the map* Ooo... let's hit Splash Mountain.

Link Hogthrob: No! I just got my hair done.

Annie Sue: Yeah... for the 73rd time, Link.

Johnny Fiama: Pass. I ain't gettin' wet. Why not go ta Down Town Disney, an' order a few shots?

Linda Mezzo: Later, Johnny. I wanna take a stroll on Main Street.

Angie: Make up your minds. I just wanna play at the parks... uh, it's a Disney character... named, uh, Horace! Let's get his autograph. =D

Johnny Fiama: *double-take* Wha' in Tony Bennett's name is that supposed ta be?! O__o

Linda Mezzo: ... that cannot be Goofy. Goofy wears pants. That's Clarabelle, I believe... X_X

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Woohoo!

Cotterpin (whispers to Link): Just make sure she doesn't get on Space Mountain, 'kay? From what I hear, she buried herself deep into the floor of the car and screamed like a little girl the entire time.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *snickers* Who? Kelsey? (he means Kelly).

 

[newsmanfan]

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Maaann...I miss DW. Was 18 last time I went. The Haunted Mansion has always been my first-must-ride attraction.

H-haunted? Uh...ahem. You know, there's no such thing as ghosts!

Rhonda *rolls eyes* Tell it to Deadly, sunshine.

Wauugh! *dives under sofa* He's not...here, is he?

Rhonda: I hope you're not expecting ME to help you outta there. *peers closely* I didn't know you could scrunch up your whole head like that.
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[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (nods excitedly): Oh, YEAH! I hear she was bawling like a little girl --.

Kelly: I WAS A LITTLE GIRL AND SHUT UP COTTERPIN!

Cotterpin (pauses): Okay, Link. Slap her in there. Ever see a heart explode? *evil laugh*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: ... ? That's not nice. D=

 

[newsmanfan]

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Hey Kelly! Tell the spooks I said Hi! Visit the Tiki Room!

Rhonda: I'm going to dinner. YOU can lift the sofa off the foamhead.
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[RedPiggy]

Kelly (talking to Newsie's peeps on a cell): Okay!

Cotterpin (downcast): Golly! Now that you mention it, it sounds so ... mean. I feel so ... ashamed. *sits down, sniffling* I forced Doozer Dome to like a Silent Hill theme! I'm a bad architect!

Wrench (rolls his eyes): Here we go ....

Cotterpin (wailing): I AM A COMPLETE FAILURE! I'M TAKING OUT ALL MY FRUSTRATIONS ON THAT GIRL WHO MAKES US SIT IN HER GLOVE COMPARTMENT! I COULDN'T BUILD SOMETHING IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! I --

Kelly: 'Pin?

Cotterpin (sniffling): Y-yes?

Kelly: -_- You're overacting.

Cotterpin (indignant): I'm WHAT?

Kelly: You're overacting. You're hamming it up.

Cotterpin (scoffs): I am TRYING to add drama!

Kelly (places hand on hip): Try staying in character! You are a visionary! You are an artist! You do sassy, not witchy! *snaps fingers* You gotta WORK it, girl! If you don't love yo'self, how the SMELL are you gonna love anyone else?

Cotterpin (sniffles, nods): Alright, alright. Let's go see that one-eyed green guy. I hear he has a comedy club, doesn't he?