Hensonville City 2011

[Katzi428]

*Comes in from playing outside.

Hey, thanks for the night snacks Kathy.
*Roomies grab cups of hot chocolate and a couple of brownies each. Mmm good.
*Raises cups to toast to Kathy's health, skull!

blush Aww..you guys are too sweet!
I can't believe this weather! Warm for a few days & then snow?Wow!
Chef: Thet's how wintur iz supposed tu be sillee!
Yeah...well if I get sick before I go to New York next week with these temperatures playing yo-yo, I won't be happy.
Chef: Yu wunt sum cheese tu gu with thet whine?
to Ed & Scare Crew Isn't he mean to me?
Chef: Ooh..stop thet...yu know I'm teezing yu.
Yeah..I guess.

 

[The Count]

Hmm? Wasn't listening, trying to sort something out in my head.
Hope you're feeling better Kathy.
*Roomies nod in agreement.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Order for cookies is received from newsmanfan, and is duly dispatched.)

(Nora is playing wizard chess with Scooter, Storyteller is curled up in an armchair with a bundle of poetry submissions for a magazine she's helping to edit, Erin is reading "All Quiet on the Western Front" and Beige is sorting his collection of dustrags.)

Scooter: Knight to E-5...oh, I did not want to do that. (cringes as Nora's bishop bludgeons his knight to pieces)
Nora: Well, we're even - your rook took out one of mine and put my king in check, remember?
Erin: You know, it's amazing that game hasn't been banned by the Geneva Convention. (reads) "Give 'em all the same grub and all the same pay, and the war would be over and done in a day."
Beige: Yeah, in the old days we threw a few rocks at each other - now we just settle things with a cream pie to the face.
Storyteller: I've heard tell of an ancient tribe of Fraggles who used to go into battle with rotting tomatoes and bowls of moldy butternut squash puree.
Scooter: Sounds like they were doing battle inside the refrigerator.
(chorus of laughter all around)
Erin: And speaking of ancient times and moldy things, when was the last time the fridge was cleaned out?
Nora: I don't know, but I think you might have to call in a hazmat unit.
Storyteller: And tell Boober to run for cover - if he hears about our fridge he'll be moaning about death and pestilence and plague for weeks.
Beige: Which is to say, he'll keep on doing what he always does.

 

[The Count]

*Has been plugged onto the red carpet coverage.

Catch Kermit and that Glee kid singing Rainbow Connection, check.
Wait for Kermit and Piggy to show up on the pre-show red carpet... *Disgruntled cause I wasted all that time and they didn't show, and now I hear a small snipet of the frog maybe choosing to wear a red tux making his greenness look greener.
Now waiting for the frog and pig to present whatever award.
Listening to MCR's all-night Man or Muppet-thon.
*Just wants the night to be over so I can get off of my duff and go to bed.

 

[newsmanfan]

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Here is a Muppet News Flash! Frog and Pig snubbed by Academy; few seconds of screen time as presenters viewed as grudging concession!

Rhonda: You going for the incendiary style now?

*grumbling* No...I'm just miffed. I'm very glad Bret's song won, but Piggy and Kermit's airtime really seemed like barely a token gesture. Blink and you'd have missed it.

Rhonda: Yeah. Nice updo on Piggy though.

*still grumbling* They didn't even let me into the red carpet walk! My press badge is TOO "valid for Hollywood"!

Well, wasn't the pizza here good? I know Rhonda liked seeing the dresses...

Rhonda: You betcher tuchis I did. My next paycheck goes to Dolce & Gabbanana.

Er...I don't think that's the right name...

Rhonda: Sure it is! Sweetums and Gags Beasley started the line way back in '77! It's a classic!

*gets the puns* Boo. Boooooo.

Rhonda: What? I'm serious! Look, here's their card...

I think somebody is pulling your tail, Rhonda.

Rhonda: Is NOT. Whaddaya call that stunning tea-length crystal-encrusted gown in my closet, then, huh? Huh? Imaginary? I think not!
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[DramaQueenMokey]

Ellie: Guys, look I'm a ginger ! *points to self, she is wearing a red wig*

Bert: Ellie, would you quit it with the wigs already -_-?

Ellie: But, they're so much fun! Hey Ernie, wouldn't Bert look great in a wig?

Ernie: He sure would! Now, its just the color...

Ellie: Well, I have a few black wigs and two blonde ones we can try!

Bert: I am not going to stand for this! *sits down on the opposite side of the room*

Ernie: *puts a blonde wig on Bert* Oh, c'mon Bert, it'll be fun! *puts on a wig himself*

Ellie: I guess you could say we're wigging out here? Oh, I made a funny!

Susie: You guys are weird D: *runs to hide*

 

[The Count]

At least I got to see and at the Oscar show last night after watching most of the E! pre-show waiting for them to appear, hope Ru saw them as well.

Thought the Cirque du Soleil performance could have been the spot for the Best Song performance(s) instead though.

And hey Newsie, you should be lucky you weren't on the red carpet walk. Look what happened to Ryan Crumbcrust.

 

[newsmanfan]

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Why am I suddenly hearing "Hair"?

I'm naturally auburn.

Rhonda: Oh, bruddah. And I'm naturally blonde. So what? You still sensitive over Ru implying you had a rug?

What does my favorite throw rug have to do with anything?? I'll have you know I've kept that rug since I was five! It was my nappie binkie in kindergarten! It -- *beat* Oh. You...you weren't talking about that.

Rhonda: No. But I'd love to hear ALL about it.

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[Katzi428]

Yikes! Ed and the Scare Crew better be careful with the bats!
Grover:Why?
There's a bat flu now. Hopefully none of them will catch it.
Prairie: Is there a shot for it?
Not that I know of. Hopefully they'll be careful.

 

[The Count]

Meh, that bat flu's an old myth.
UD: What?
A myth, myth.
Autumn: Yeth?
*Blinks.
*Disappears.
What was that about?
UD: Oh, about two seconds.
Ve're on a roll tonight, ah-ha.