Hensonville City 2011

[Katzi428]

Meh, that bat flu's an old myth.
UD: What?
A myth, myth.
Autumn: Yeth?
*Blinks.
*Disappears.
What was that about?
UD: Oh, about two seconds.
Ve're on a roll tonight, ah-ha.

Nope...not a myth.
Chef: Huh?
Don't start..you heard me. I read it Online. So it's NOT a myth
Rosita: Thi?giggle
facepalm

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (groans and falls onto a sofa): I'm so incredibly lame.

Cotterpin (making a bone-shaped Doozer construction): Hm?

Kelly: We haven't had an adventure with Angie in like, forever.

Cotterpin (shrugs): You'll get some free time.

Kelly (mock-sniffles): NO I WON'T! THEY WILL NEVER HIRE ANY PEOPLE! I WILL HAVE TO WORK FOREVER!

Cotterpin (chuckles): Where's the problem?

Kelly (scoffs): I thought you wanted to be a superhero.

Cotterpin (nods): I AM a superhero.

Kelly: But you're not fighting crime. You've been stuck with long shifts too.

Cotterpin (shrugs): Even Bruce Wayne has to show up for work SOME time. *pause* So, you keep dreaming of your vacation?

Kelly (nods): I must need it REALLY bad.

Cotterpin (sighs): Is it really fun in Florida?

Kelly (nods): Our vacations are always disasters, but it's still good to get out of the house for awhile. This whole 48 hour a week thing is getting on my body's nerves. *sighs happily and hugs self* I can't wait, 'Pin! This is gonna be AWESOME!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: I wanna go to Disneyland!

Sal Minella: *dons a pair of Mickey Mouse ears* I'm in!

Angie: I wanna go to Disneyland with Kelly!

Sal Minella: Fine! Johnny can take me instead... right, Johnny-Boy? *elbows Johnny*

Johnny Fiama: *reading LIFE magazine* ... wha'... ? Sal, I already gave ya a vacation last week, so, no.

Sal Minella: Aww... but, Joh--

Johnny Fiama: *firmly* No. Capisce?

Sal Minella: Yes, Johnny... .__. *beat* I wanna go on another adventure!

Annie Sue: Me, too!

Link Hogthrob: You can count me in, only if I play the captain. <3

Angie: 8DDD

 

[The Count]

You know, I wonder if heard that there's a special promotion going on today.
Oh?
Yeah. Because it's Leap Day, the local sandwich shop's offering a free cookie with the purchase of each $5 footlong sub.
And how can ve get in on this?
Simple... Just get onboard at the Subway's!
* shakes head at the build-up for such an obvious Muppet-referenced joke.
Hey, you give me an opening and I'll drop a Muppet reference down on your head in the blink of a googily eye.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie *overhears Ed*: They give out free cookie at sandwich place? *looks around and tears off leaving behind a poof of smoke*
Beth: Cookie Monster wait! I hope he has some money to buy the sandwich. *shakes her head*

 

[The Count]

Oh hey Beth. Hope you found the ones I left for you and your roomies back on Valentine's.
We've missed you around here lately.

 

[newsmanfan]

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*whistling "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

Rhonda: That bad eh?

Let's just say I far prefer Muppets to humans. Muppets aren't RUDE and OBNOXIOUS and CRAZY.

*gives me a strange look* Uh...what universe are you residing in?

Not THAT kind of crazy. I mean the never-cleaning-house-or-self, yelling-for-attention-every-two-minutes crazy. Or the hogging-the-table-in-the-library kind of rude. I'm tired of dealing with such.

Rhonda: Well, I bathe, and we could always hire cleaners...

NOT THE CLEANERRRRRS!

*whispers to Rhonda* She's snapped finally.

I'm fine. I'm fine like Ash in ED2, I am! Do we have a chainsaw?

Rhonda: My cousin can get you one wholesale. How soon do you need it?

Now would be good.

*hurries from kitchen with a tray* Look! TEA!

...tea? You made me tea?

It seemed prudent.

Okay. Have some with me?

Uh...sure. I do need to get to the news station soon, though...

Call in sick.

Rhonda: Better do as she says. She's crazy.
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[The Count]

No, you do not want to be visited by the Cleaners!
UD: As for the chainsaw, why not ask ? His armery's always fully stocked as those foolish pumpkins discovered. *Evil grin.
Tea? Did someone say...
Here ve go.
Move down, move down!

BTW: Kris, I added some other names I'd need suggestions for in that conversation we were having. If you get any, LMK.
UD: Would you like one lump or two?

 

[newsmanfan]

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Rhonda: DO NOT AGREE TO ANY LUMPS!

Silly rat. I watched every Looney Tunes cartoon ever. Besides, I prefer sugar in the raw...

Er...you're not really getting a chainsaw, are you?

Maybe.

Eeep! Uh, you know, I really do, ahem, have work to get back to...

No you don't. You're sick tonight. Sit down.

I am? *checks forehead* I don't feel hot...

Trust me. You are.

Rhonda: Oh Gawd. I'm outta here. Hey Deadly, wanna go trolling for bigfoot hunters? They're always good for a laugh...
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[The Count]

*Slices cup in half. Of course she needs a chainsaw. Here, drink your tea.
UD: No, those people keep taunting Bigfoot by keeping away the jerky. But I brought some tarts from the knave if you'd like to talk shop.
*Whips a box with the jellied goods out of his coat's pockets.

Twinkle twinkle little bat.
*Dips his scone into his cupper.