Hensonville City 2011

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *blushes* ... you're welcome, Ernie.

Johnny Fiama: You all right, Susie...? *shrug* Here ya' go, Ernie-Kid--

Sal Minella: AND DO NOT INTERRUPT WHEN JOHNNY SINGS!

Johnny Fiama: Sal! Go easy on th' kid. And you do not interrupt me! Capisce?

Sal Minella: Oops! Heh, yeah, Johnny... sorry, Ernie. ^^

Johnny Fiama: Quiet, Sal. Sorry 'bout 'im, Ernie. *ahem*

Buon Compleanno a Te,
Buon Compleanno a Te,
Buon Compleanno a Ernie,
Buon Compleanno a Te,

Linda Mezzo: *brings in the cake during the canned instrumental interlude*

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Ernie: Thanks everyone, that was some really great singing Johnny!

Susie: *in fan girl la-la land* Mr. Fiama sang! *faints*

Ernie: And cake too? This is really thoughtful!

Ellie: And Susie faints...that's great -_-*finding Susie's fan girl-ism to be annoying- Bert, flip a coin, heads we leave her on the groundandtails we move her.

Bert: Ellie!

Ernie: *laughs, it is a funny thought XD* Oh, Bert!

Ellie: So no on the coin toss?

 

[Katzi428]

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*Martians are hanging upside down from rafter in Apt 1*
Blue: Me-yow. Yip.Yip yip.
Pink: Cat nice. Yip yip yip uh huh.
Blue: Cat...eat? *offers a half-eaten bit of Chef's sock to Batty*

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Chef :My soks!Whut der hey? *lapses into an fit of angry Swedish*

Easy Chef...I'm sure there's some reason why your sock looks like it's been eaten. Gaffer wouldn't eat your sock. You know that.
Chef grumbling Ja.

Now come on.....don't be mad. Were those REALLY special socks?
Chef:Nu. But hu wuld eet my soks?Unless der Cookie Monstur decided tu start eating veerd things?

No.Besides Beth,Red and Rowlf have a pretty close eye on Cookie.But you made me think of something when you said "weird" You know the Yip Yip Martians that live with Kris and Newsie?
Chef: Yu think they wure eeting my soks?
I wouldn't doubt it.You know I THINK Kris Newsie and Rhonda the Rat were going to be doing peoples' laundry today.And the Martians were probably with them! You can get new socks tomorrow.

Chef :Well...okee.

 

[The Count]

Whazat? Martians eating Chef's socks? Nah, couldn't have been... I tell you it was Billy! That boy just has to go down to ta mall and buy new socks and then he butters 'em and eats 'em whole.

*Bells ring loud and clear, signaling the return of one of Apt 1's favorite entities. Either that, or it's time for Uncle D to head off to his graveyard shift at the Neitherworld offices again.

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Ernie: *playing his saxophone*

Bert: Maybe I should take up the flute, then we could have most of a band.

Ernie: *stops playing the sax* But who would sing?

Susie: Mr. Fiama! *smiles from ear to ear* He's such a wonderful singer!

Ernie: Susie, why don't you learn to sing =D ?

Susie: O.O M-me...s-sing...? N-no, I p-possibly couldn't....where's Ellie?

Bert: She's isolated herself to your room, she needs to study. If you don't wnat to sing you don't have to.

Ernie: Oh but Bert, we sing! Susie, don't worry, I bet you sound just fine!

Susie: It's not that exactly...I...I have really bad stage fright! *hides herself behind her blanket*

Bert: We'll help you get over your stage fright Susie! Right, Ernie?

Ernie: You bet Bert!

Susie: *uncovers her face and smiles*

 

[The Count]

*Arrives back home after an appointment with the dentist.

Okay, so anyone here ready to go and eat?
UD: What did the dentist say?
Gotta keep up the mouthwash and brush a bit better to help the area around my wisdom teeth to swell down.
UD: No cavities?
Nope, 34 years running without a single one to my name. Now brush up your shoe money tonight, we got a need to feed!

 

[newsmanfan]

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*drops off a chocolate ducky for Ernie, a chocolate box of cigars for Wayne, and a luscious basket of chocolate-dipped baby strawberries for Wanda*
There. Did we forget anyone?

*checking roster* Er...a Fraggle, I think. Gillis?

Oh, right. Haven't met the Fraggs yet. What do they like?

Rhonda: Some kinda sugar crystal sticks, I hear.

Hmm. Okay... *drops off a trio of colored swizzle sticks for Gillis* Hope that's okay...

Can we get back to my survey? And then I need to go check the primary results.

Rhonda: Primary schmimary. I heard an offer of dinner. Seeya guys. *scampers down to Apt 1*

*Newsie and Kris look at one another*

Ahem. Um. I should...

You should go turn on the news, and I'll fix sammiches.

Oh. All right...er...I guess I can scrounge up something later...

Newsie. I meant sammiches for us both. Pastrami with grilled onions, right?

Yes! You...you know my favorite sandwich?

Yep. Go get settled in the living room, and I'll bring stuff in. You want jalapeno chips or mesquite BBQ?

Oh...er...nothing spicy, please...there's still a scorchmark in the hall from those redhot candies.

Gotcha. You can explain to me why I should care about the Florida primary. How's that sound?

Wonderful! I'll --I'll go clear the coffee table! *runs off eagerly*

*sigh* The things we do for...
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[The Count]

*Meanwhile...

Dropping off overdue presents, work and other stuff just kept me from delivering these on time.
*A wrapped music notation notepad for Gillis at Apt 6.
*A jazzy spies racecar for Ernie at Apt 11, and a bottle of chocolate sauce for him to write with in case they've run out of it again.

Okay, I'm done, oh hey Rhonda. Hop on in.
To Jull's my good Count.
Certainly sir.

 

[Katzi428]

coming into Apt. 2 and saying cheerfully Hello,hello!
Prairie: Yeccchh! Don't say hello like that! You sound like CC from "The Nanny"!
laughing I'm sorry.
Chef comes out of the kitchen Did yu get gud nooz frum da dukter?
Yeah..I'd say so. Where are Rosita and Grover?
Grover comes out of his room and I hear a flush from the bathroom ,then Rosita's voice...Coming!
Everyone takes a seat somewhere
Good! We're all here except Robin, but I can tell him later. Now remember a couple of years ago when I was having those horrible headaches and had that nerve thing done?
Rosita: Yeah. And that made your headaches go away for awhile right.
Right. Well I'm having it done again.
Grover: But Kathy? Wasn't that painful when they were doing it to you?
Well...yeah. But I'd much rather go through some pain while they put the nerve blockers in than be laying in bed all day with a headache that a painkiller can't help.
Chef: Ja...dat mekes sense.Yu going tu tell Robin?
Yeah...but I figured I'd tell you guys now since you're home.rather than keep you in suspense. And I'm going to tell him that he doesn't have to stay home on the day that it's done,which, by the way, I don't know the date yet.I'll find out later.
Prairie: At least you'll be rid of those nasty headaches.
Right!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Downstairs:

Angie: *knocks on Kathy's door*

Link Hogthrob: *bouquet of flowers in hand* Is she home?

Annie Sue: *beams* Oh, Link... flowers... ? For me? That's also sweet of you. Did you go through the trouble just to buy flowers for me?

Link Hogthrob: Of course not. I went through enough trouble to spend on another lady.

Annie Sue: ... oh?

Link Hogthrob: Please, do not fret. I just... you know... bought them for a friend. Yeah. Angie's friend.

Annie Sue: I see. Okay... I understand. :3