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leads the rest of the vampirian Muppet swing band in what becomes a Halloween classic.
Boys and ghouls of every age.
Wouldn't you love to see something strange?
Come with us and you vill see.
This our town of Hensonveen.
*Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Muppet jack o'lantern: Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
This is Hensonween, everybody make a scene.
Muppet Ghost: Trick-or-treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Hensonween.
*Bed lifts open revealing...
Murray: I am the one hiding under the bed.
Teeth somewhat sharp and fur bright red.
Herry: I am the one hiding under the stairs.
Fingers twined with snakes and spiders in my fur.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Vampire Swing Band: In this town, we call home.
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
Ed, as Mayor: In this town, don't we love it now.
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
Lacey, The Gargoyle: Round that corner man, hiding in the trashcan.
Something's waiting there to pounce and how you'll...
Oscar, as The Cryptkeeper pops his trashcan lid upwards: SCRAAAM!
Animal: This Hensonween, red black...
Oscar: Slimy green!
Rowlf as Werewolf: Aren't you scared?
Hilda and Mildred as Witches: Well that's just fine.
Say it once, say it twice.
Take a chance and roll the dice.
Sibella Dracula: Ride with the moon in the dead of night.
Hanging Tree: Everybody scream, everybody scream.
Muppet Bats, hanging from the branches: In our town of Hensonween.
Lew Zealand, riding a unicycle: I am the clown with the throw-away fish.
Here in a flash and gone with a swish.
*Tosses fish and then catches it upon its return.
Fughetta Faffner: I am the who when you call who's there.
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
Shadow: I am the shadow on the streetlamp light.
Filling your dreams to the brim with delight.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Lacey, The Gargoyle: Hensonween, Hensonween.
Farley's Family, as the Corpse Family.
All: Tender lumplings everywhere.
Life's no fun without a good scare.
Ned, Farley's Dad: That's our job.
Bertha, Farley's Mom: But we're not mean.
Both: In our town of Hensonween.
Ed, as Mayor: In this town, don't we love it now.
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise.
Blind Pew: Zkellington Jacques might catch you in ze back.
*Swings his cane out wildly knocking over a cup of punch.
Janice, as Banshee: Like, scream like a banshee, fer sure.
Make you jump out of your skin, rully.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, everybody scream!
*As a cake gets wielded out onto the table...
Count: Von't you please make vay for a wery special spook.
Our man Deadly's deathday of the evening natch.
Everyone hail to the deathday boy, now!
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Vampire Swing Band: In this town, we call home.
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
*All the creatures of the night gather round the table, one candle getting mysteriously lit for each "la" of the final refrain.
That's 19 la's!
*Thunder crashes and lightning flashes, providing the finishing touch as we wait for Uncle D to make his wish, blow out the candles, and cut the first slice.
leads the rest of the vampirian Muppet swing band in what becomes a Halloween classic.Boys and ghouls of every age.
Wouldn't you love to see something strange?
Come with us and you vill see.
This our town of Hensonveen.
*Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Muppet jack o'lantern: Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
This is Hensonween, everybody make a scene.
Muppet Ghost: Trick-or-treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Hensonween.
*Bed lifts open revealing...
Murray: I am the one hiding under the bed.
Teeth somewhat sharp and fur bright red.
Herry: I am the one hiding under the stairs.
Fingers twined with snakes and spiders in my fur.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Vampire Swing Band: In this town, we call home.
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
Ed, as Mayor: In this town, don't we love it now.
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
Lacey, The Gargoyle: Round that corner man, hiding in the trashcan.
Something's waiting there to pounce and how you'll...
Oscar, as The Cryptkeeper pops his trashcan lid upwards: SCRAAAM!
Animal: This Hensonween, red black...
Oscar: Slimy green!
Rowlf as Werewolf: Aren't you scared?
Hilda and Mildred as Witches: Well that's just fine.
Say it once, say it twice.
Take a chance and roll the dice.
Sibella Dracula: Ride with the moon in the dead of night.
Hanging Tree: Everybody scream, everybody scream.
Muppet Bats, hanging from the branches: In our town of Hensonween.
Lew Zealand, riding a unicycle: I am the clown with the throw-away fish.
Here in a flash and gone with a swish.
*Tosses fish and then catches it upon its return.
Fughetta Faffner: I am the who when you call who's there.
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
Shadow: I am the shadow on the streetlamp light.
Filling your dreams to the brim with delight.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Lacey, The Gargoyle: Hensonween, Hensonween.
Farley's Family, as the Corpse Family.
All: Tender lumplings everywhere.
Life's no fun without a good scare.
Ned, Farley's Dad: That's our job.
Bertha, Farley's Mom: But we're not mean.
Both: In our town of Hensonween.
Ed, as Mayor: In this town, don't we love it now.
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise.
Blind Pew: Zkellington Jacques might catch you in ze back.
*Swings his cane out wildly knocking over a cup of punch.
Janice, as Banshee: Like, scream like a banshee, fer sure.
Make you jump out of your skin, rully.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, everybody scream!
*As a cake gets wielded out onto the table...
Count: Von't you please make vay for a wery special spook.
Our man Deadly's deathday of the evening natch.
Everyone hail to the deathday boy, now!
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Vampire Swing Band: In this town, we call home.
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
*All the creatures of the night gather round the table, one candle getting mysteriously lit for each "la" of the final refrain.
That's 19 la's!*Thunder crashes and lightning flashes, providing the finishing touch as we wait for Uncle D to make his wish, blow out the candles, and cut the first slice.
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