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* leads the rest of the vampirian Muppet swing band in what becomes a Halloween classic.
Boys and ghouls of every age.
Wouldn't you love to see something strange?
Come with us and you vill see.
This our town of Hensonveen.
*Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Muppet jack o'lantern: Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
This is Hensonween, everybody make a scene.
Muppet Ghost: Trick-or-treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Hensonween.
*Bed lifts open revealing...
Murray: I am the one hiding under the bed.
Teeth somewhat sharp and fur bright red.
Herry: I am the one hiding under the stairs.
Fingers twined with snakes and spiders in my fur.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Vampire Swing Band: In this town, we call home.
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
Ed, as Mayor: In this town, don't we love it now.
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
Lacey, The Gargoyle: Round that corner man, hiding in the trashcan.
Something's waiting there to pounce and how you'll...
Oscar, as The Cryptkeeper pops his trashcan lid upwards: SCRAAAM!
Animal: This Hensonween, red black...
Oscar: Slimy green!
Rowlf as Werewolf: Aren't you scared?
Hilda and Mildred as Witches: Well that's just fine.
Say it once, say it twice.
Take a chance and roll the dice.
Sibella Dracula: Ride with the moon in the dead of night.
Hanging Tree: Everybody scream, everybody scream.
Muppet Bats, hanging from the branches: In our town of Hensonween.
Lew Zealand, riding a unicycle: I am the clown with the throw-away fish.
Here in a flash and gone with a swish.
*Tosses fish and then catches it upon its return.
Fughetta Faffner: I am the who when you call who's there.
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
Shadow: I am the shadow on the streetlamp light.
Filling your dreams to the brim with delight.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Lacey, The Gargoyle: Hensonween, Hensonween.
Farley's Family, as the Corpse Family.
All: Tender lumplings everywhere.
Life's no fun without a good scare.
Ned, Farley's Dad: That's our job.
Bertha, Farley's Mom: But we're not mean.
Both: In our town of Hensonween.
Ed, as Mayor: In this town, don't we love it now.
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise.
Blind Pew: Zkellington Jacques might catch you in ze back.
*Swings his cane out wildly knocking over a cup of punch.
Janice, as Banshee: Like, scream like a banshee, fer sure.
Make you jump out of your skin, rully.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, everybody scream!
*As a cake gets wielded out onto the table...
Count: Von't you please make vay for a wery special spook.
Our man Deadly's deathday of the evening natch.
Everyone hail to the deathday boy, now!
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Vampire Swing Band: In this town, we call home.
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
*All the creatures of the night gather round the table, one candle getting mysteriously lit for each "la" of the final refrain.
That's 19 la's!
*Thunder crashes and lightning flashes, providing the finishing touch as we wait for Uncle D to make his wish, blow out the candles, and cut the first slice.
Boys and ghouls of every age.
Wouldn't you love to see something strange?
Come with us and you vill see.
This our town of Hensonveen.
*Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Muppet jack o'lantern: Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
This is Hensonween, everybody make a scene.
Muppet Ghost: Trick-or-treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Hensonween.
*Bed lifts open revealing...
Murray: I am the one hiding under the bed.
Teeth somewhat sharp and fur bright red.
Herry: I am the one hiding under the stairs.
Fingers twined with snakes and spiders in my fur.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Vampire Swing Band: In this town, we call home.
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
Ed, as Mayor: In this town, don't we love it now.
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
Lacey, The Gargoyle: Round that corner man, hiding in the trashcan.
Something's waiting there to pounce and how you'll...
Oscar, as The Cryptkeeper pops his trashcan lid upwards: SCRAAAM!
Animal: This Hensonween, red black...
Oscar: Slimy green!
Rowlf as Werewolf: Aren't you scared?
Hilda and Mildred as Witches: Well that's just fine.
Say it once, say it twice.
Take a chance and roll the dice.
Sibella Dracula: Ride with the moon in the dead of night.
Hanging Tree: Everybody scream, everybody scream.
Muppet Bats, hanging from the branches: In our town of Hensonween.
Lew Zealand, riding a unicycle: I am the clown with the throw-away fish.
Here in a flash and gone with a swish.
*Tosses fish and then catches it upon its return.
Fughetta Faffner: I am the who when you call who's there.
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
Shadow: I am the shadow on the streetlamp light.
Filling your dreams to the brim with delight.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Lacey, The Gargoyle: Hensonween, Hensonween.
Farley's Family, as the Corpse Family.
All: Tender lumplings everywhere.
Life's no fun without a good scare.
Ned, Farley's Dad: That's our job.
Bertha, Farley's Mom: But we're not mean.
Both: In our town of Hensonween.
Ed, as Mayor: In this town, don't we love it now.
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise.
Blind Pew: Zkellington Jacques might catch you in ze back.
*Swings his cane out wildly knocking over a cup of punch.
Janice, as Banshee: Like, scream like a banshee, fer sure.
Make you jump out of your skin, rully.
Chorus: This is Hensonween, everybody scream!
*As a cake gets wielded out onto the table...
Count: Von't you please make vay for a wery special spook.
Our man Deadly's deathday of the evening natch.
Everyone hail to the deathday boy, now!
Chorus: This is Hensonween, this is Hensonween.
Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween, Hensonween.
Vampire Swing Band: In this town, we call home.
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
*All the creatures of the night gather round the table, one candle getting mysteriously lit for each "la" of the final refrain.
That's 19 la's!
*Thunder crashes and lightning flashes, providing the finishing touch as we wait for Uncle D to make his wish, blow out the candles, and cut the first slice.
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