Favorite Statler & Waldorf Quotes

[snichols1973]

From The Muppets (2011):

[this one is from the trailer]
: Is this movie in 3-D?
: Nope, the Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!

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: I'd always dreamed we'd be back here.
: Dreams? Those were nightmares!

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: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point.
: I hope so, otherwise I would've bored the audience half to death.
: You mean half the audience is still alive?

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Jack Black: I'm being held captive by these weirdos!
; Now you know how we've felt for the last forty years!

 

[ProboSowa]

"Brilliant, brilliant!
Laughter, laughter!
How was it?
About... a minute and a half."

 

[Katzi428]

Boo Boo said the men in the in theater box
Don't boogie in the barnyard!

 

[Zoot Fan 1981]

Boo Boo said the men in the in theater box
Don't boogie in the barnyard!

Haha that is one of my ringtone choices! I love that one.

 

[Bridget]

“Well, how do you like the film?"
“I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this."

LOL!

 

[snichols1973]

Another funny moment is when Waldorf occasionally hits Statler, making Statler look as if he'd just eaten a pound of lemons.....


Statler and waldorf (excellent) - YouTube

The Muppets Take on Health Care - YouTube

 

[CBPuppets]

Here's some of my favorites!

Helen Reddy
STATLER: Well I'll say this for them!
WALDORF: What's That?
STATLER: They don't show favoritism, they offend everyone!

Rich Little
STATLER: There! Now that's entertainment!
WALDORF: That's what you said about the War of 1812!

Paul Simon
STATLER: Nice song!
WALDORF: Yeah, but what did you think of the fair?
STATLER: Well I've seen better "fares" on the bus!

 

[Great Gommzo]

No idea which episode of the Muppet Show, but I like the one where Statler says "I've a good mind to leave this theatre" and Waldorf says "If you had a good mind you wouldn't be here in the first place!"

Also, Great Muppet Caper as they're watching the fashion show: Statler: "Here come the bikinis - we'd better syncronise our pacemakers!"

 

[Misskermie]

*after hugga wugga
Statler: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...
Waldorf: Why you old fool...
Statler: What...?
Waldorf: I'm not your son, and my name's not shine!
Statler: And he calls me the old fool...

 

[snichols1973]

*after hugga wugga
Statler: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...
Waldorf: Why you old fool...
Statler: What...?
Waldorf: I'm not your son, and my name's not shine!
Statler: And he calls me the old fool...

It seems like the dialogue order is mixed up, since Waldorf opens the after-sketch dialogue by singing:

Waldorf: ♫ You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.... ♫
Statler: Why you old fool....
Waldorf: What?
Statler: I'm not your son, and my name's not Shine!
Waldorf: And he calls me the old fool.....

The Muppets Huga Wuga - YouTube