Fan-Fic: Muppet High

[theprawncracker]

Tomorrow, tomorrow, more story tomorrow, it's only a day away!

Patience young TogetherAgain, tomorrow more story will come, but first, patient you must be.

 

[TogetherAgain]

I'm more patient than I act, really, truly I am. But I do find it interesting that you're calling me young, and yet I'm two years older than you.
Alright, tomorrow, then. And maybe tomorrow I'll start getting behind the scenes for mine. After you post some of this. Deal?

 

[theprawncracker]

Alright, I accept your deal!

 

[theprawncracker]

(Your move Lisa!)

Muppet High Chapter 14:

(The Electric Mayhem are seen playing on the stage with Kermit in Janice's place)

Floyd: All of us are winnin', pickin and a-grinnin', Lordy but I love to jam,
Kermit: Everybodie's singin', dancin', and a-jinglin'. Don't worry that's the way I am!

Dr. Teeth:
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?

All:Can you picture?
You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture?
You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture?
You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture?
Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?

Dr. Teeth:
Use it if you need it,

Floyd:
Don't forget to feed it!

All:
Can you picture that?

(A penguin hops out with a cue card that says "Applause!"

Crowd: APPLAUSE!!! Oh no, we fell for it again!

Rowlf: That was great guys! Get ready for the next song.

(Meanwhile on the dance floor...)

Sam: Hey, you! Arms length apart!

(He breaks up a young Wayne and Wanda while they're dancing)

Wayne: What a strict guy!

Wanda: Yeah, remind me never to work with him in my life!

(Shift to the snack bar where Gonzo, Camilla, Beauregard, Fozzie, Rizzo, Yolanda, Scooter, and Pepe are standing)

Gonzo: So, are we all ready?

Pepe: Hey Gonso, remind me again what we are doing. Hokay?

Gonzo: We're going to get Link and Piggy to break up so Kermit can dance with her!

Rizzo: And how are we gonna do that?

Gonzo: I've told you guys already!

Fozzie: Well will you tell us again? I um, kinda forgot.

Pepe: Si, me to. Hokay?

Rizzo: Same here.

Scooter: I remember, most of it.

Yolanda: Who's Kermit again?

Camilla: Bawk!

Beau: Why do we want to break Link and Piggy?

Gonzo: QUIET!!! Fine, I'll tell you guys the plan again. First, Fozzie will distract Kermit with some jokes.

Fozzie: Right!

Gonzo: Then, Rizzo and Yolanda will bring in the bovarian chocolates.

Rizzo: Alright, chocolate!

Yolanda: Yummy!

Gonzo: Next, Beau will have the net set up right above the bovarian chocolates.

Beau: Right, the net's right here! (Holds up a fishing net)

Gonzo: The big net Beau!

Beau: Oh, right!

Gonzo: Then, when Piggy and Link are at the chocolates, and under the net, Pepe will light my cannon and I'll fly up loosen the net as it drops below and captures Link, then Scooter you'll pull the net up leaving Piggy alone, and dateless. Fozzie, then you tell Kermit that Piggy's eligible again, they'll dance together and everything will end happily ever after!

Pepe: Si, si, I remember now. So, when do we initiate dis plan?

Gonzo: As soon as the band starts to play the song before "Rainbow Connection." That way, Janice can stop faking the sprained wrist and play with the band while Kermit dances.

Scooter: Sounds kinda complicated boss, are you sure we can pull it off?

Gonzo: Anything is possible!

 

[TogetherAgain]

APPLAUSE!

<and they fall for it again>

I love it! I positively love it! "remind me never to work with him in my life"! HA! Wonderful!!!

But I have to say, Can You Picture That is just painful with the wrong line... come on Janice, you can magically "heal" now...

And hooray for Gonzo and everybody!

<STANDING OVATION!>

(still clapping) ...oh, I guess I have to go... um... do that... behind the scenes... thing... alright...

<walks out while still clapping>

 

[redBoobergurl]

Just got caught up, kind of a busy week. It's still really awesome, I'm just loving it! Keep up the good work!

 

[theprawncracker]

Thanks guys, more to come tomorrow, so don't fret!

 

[TogetherAgain]

tomorrow........ <sigh>. The sun'll come out, tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow... there'll be sun...

Oh, um... excuse me... <exits thread singing>

 

[The Count]

KILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Sorry bout that Lisa, but that song always makes me break out the Animal within.
Bad Song! Bad Song!

Ah, that's better. So, what were you saying about a new chapter there Ryan?

 

[Erine81981]

I've been reading this since two weeks ago. I love it so much. You do capture the real muppets. Your one awsome writer. I love it and your doing a great awsome job. Can't wait for the next chapter.