Fan-Fic: Muppet High

[Beauregard]

Greatest chapter so far!

 

[theprawncracker]

Wow, greatest chapter so far huh? Hmm, maybe I'll just stop there then...(looks at Lisa glaring) Ok, maybe not! More later today I promise!

 

[theprawncracker]

Sorry I didn't post anything guys, posting right now with my mom breathing down my neck, so more later today.Lisa don't kill me!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Wow, greatest chapter so far huh? Hmm, maybe I'll just stop there then...

Ahhhh! I see you have!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<glares at prawncracker>

<taps foot>

<glares at prawncracker>

<taps foot>

 

[theprawncracker]

Here, quit complaning!

Muppet High Chapter 10:

(Kermit walks in the band room...)

Floyd: Janice! Are you okay?

(Floyd is holdin Janice and the rest of the group is huddled around them)

Janice: I'm like fine, but I think I totally sprained my right wrist.

(Floyd whispers something to Janice)

Janice: Oh, I mean I totally sprained my left wrist!

Kermit: Are you gonna be okay Janice?

Dr.Teeth: Don't worry green stuff, we already called the school nurse, he should be here any minute now...

(Enter...)

Dr.Van Neuter: Hello! I'm Dr. Van Neuter, I'll be your brain surgeon today!

Rowlf: Umm, we don't need a brain surgeon, we need someone to look at her sprained wrist.

Dr. Van Neuter: Picky, picky! Oh well, I'll take a look at it.

(Looks at Janice's wrist)

Janice: Well Dr.?

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh dear, I'm sorry, but your wrist is sprained.

Janice: Well we knew that silly. But will I totally be able to play the guitar at the dance tomorrow?

Dr. Van Neuter: No, I'm sorry, you have to let it rest for at least, oh fudge, what time is it? (glances at clock) 38 hours.

Janice: That's like right when the dance is over!

Floyd: Oh no, what are we gonna do?

Dr. Van Neuter: Well, how would I know? I'm just a doctor. Well, goodbye.

(he leaves)

Dr.Teeth: If only we had someone to replace Janice.

Animal: REPALACEMENT! REPLACEMENT!

Rowlf: Well, we have... Kermit.

Floyd: A banjo in a rock band? It's so different...

Dr.Teeth: It just might work!

Kermit: No, it won't work!

Rowlf: Well, why not?

Kermit: Because, that's why I'm here, I came to tell you that I'm not going to the dance tomorrow.

Dr.Teeth: To quote Rowlf; "Well, why not?"

Kermit: I'm just not alright!?!

Rowlf: Oh, I've seen this b'fore. You my little green friend have a case of heart break.

Dr.Teeth: Mmm, that's tough, well, we got a song that'll cheer ya up. Ready gang, Zoot get up!

Zoot: What? What? I'm up, I'm up!

Dr.Teeth:
When loves left ya hangin'
On a limb that's just danglin'.
And you've got no where to go.
Just listen to your heart,
And get on with the show...

Floyd: Hit it!

(The band starts to play)

All:
Don't let love
Let you down!
Don't get caugt up
And end up with a frown!

Just live like there's no tomorrow,
And learn to let things go!
Don't give in, don't lock out,
Let love go, and don't you pout!

Because,
Love leaves you,
Love finds you,
Love lets you go,
And love, defines you!

Dr.Teeth:
*no music*
So get off that limb,
Get on with the show,
Don't ever give up,
And let... love... go!!!

Animal: LET LOVE GO!!!

Kermit: Wow guys, that was beautiful, and loud. Thanks, I'll play with you guys tomorrow.

All: Alright!

Kermit: Ok, Rowlf what are we plain'?

Rowlf: Glad you asked, ya see we got...

(Rowlf shows Kermit the songs they'll be playing tomorrow at the dance, and Kermit practices with the rest of the band for the rest of class)

 

[TogetherAgain]

<stops glaring at prawncracker/ tapping foot>

<laughing>

<rereads part about right wrist/ left wrist>

<laughs again>

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you prawncracker!

 

[theprawncracker]

YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'E welcome TogtherAgain!

 

[Beauregard]

As always, perfectimondo!

I especially liked the bits with the Muppets...wait, that was all of it!

 

[theprawncracker]

As always, perfectimondo!

I especially liked the bits with the Muppets...wait, that was all of it!

Thanks Beau! That line made me giggle.

But, on a sadder note, I won't be back until Monday. So, that means no story. But, that also means that I'll have time to write more chapters on vacation. So expect 3-4 chapters on Monday!