Fan-Fic: Muppet High

[theprawncracker]

Soon is now!

Muppet High Chapter 5:

(A bell rings and the gang is seen running down a hallway)

Kermit: Come on guys, we were late for class, let's not be late for detention to!

Fozzie: I'm coming!

Gonzo: Wait up!

Kermit: Well hurry up Gon...

(Kermit bumps into...)

Beau: Oh excuse me. I'm sorry! Are you ok?

Kermit: Yeah I'm fine, it was really my fault.

Beau: Oh ok, if you insist. Well anyway, my names Beauregard, and I'm the janitor here at the school.

Fozzie: Nice to meet you Beauregard, but we have to get going, we have to go to detention.

Beau: Oh, you mean...(looks left, then right) the class of no return!

Fozzie: The class of no return?

Gonzo: Awesome!

Kermit: We'll see you later Beauregard, we've gotta go.

Beau: Oh my friends call me Beau, if I had any friends...

Kermit: You mean you don't have any friends at all?

Beau: Yeah, well, janitors don't normally make friends, we just try to get by.

Fozzie: I know! We'll be your friends!

Beau: Really?

Fozzie: Sure!

Beau: Well, if you ever need anything janitor related, you know who to call!

Kermit: Oh good, well we'll see ya later Beau!

Gonzo: Bye!

Beau: Bye bye, friends!

(They run the rest of the way to the detention classroom)

Kermit: Well guys, here we are...

Fozzie: Are you ready?

Gonzo: Yeah let's go!

(They open the door and go in to an empty classroom)

Kermit: Where is everyone?

Gonzo: What!? I thought they were gonna torture us!

Fozzie: Well this isn't so bad...

(Another bell rings and a group of Muppets storm the classroom including the pirates from MTI all wearing black and white, Crazy Harry wearing a white undershirt and shorts, a group of penguins, Rizzo, and Pepe.)

Pepe: Hola! Hey Ritzo! It's de froggy man, de weirdo, and de bear. Hokay?

Rizzo: Hey! What are youse guys doin' here?

Gonzo: We got detention from Dr. Honeydew for being late to his class.

Rizzo: Wow, that's better than what we did.

Kermit: Why? What did you do?

Rizzo: Well I got busted for sneakin' into the kitchen.

Pepe: Si, and I got caught peeping into de girls locker room. Hokay?

Fozzie: That's horrible!

Pepe: Yeah I know, Ritzo just ate, but no, he just had to eat again. Hokay?

Kermit: Sheesh...

(The door opens and enter...)

Pops: Alright, alright sit down, sit down.

(The gang rushes to grab seats next to each other)

Kermit: Are you the principal?

Pops: Me? Oh no. I'm the secretary! The principals couldn't make it today, they had a very important golf game. So I'll be watching you youngsters until 4:30! No talking, no drawing, and no misbehaving!

Pepe: He he, watch dis...

(Pops sits down and immediatly fall asleep)

Pepe: Ha ha, now we are not being watched. Hokay?

Rizzo: Hit it boys!

(Angel Marie pulls a radio out of his desk and presses play)

(Music plays and the whole class starts to dance except Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie)

Pepe: Come on froggy man! I am a sexy king prawn! Dance with me! Hokay?

Rizzo: Yeah come on guys join the party!

(The gang gets up and starts to party with the rest of the group until 4:30 when...)

Crazy Harry: It's 4:30 guys! Wrap it up!

Rizzo: I'll wake 'im up this time.

(Rizzo walks behind the desk and bites Pops' foot)

Pops: Owww! What? Oh, I must of dosed off. Oh well, class dissmissed.

(When everyone leaves, Pops immediatly falls asleep again)

 

[TogetherAgain]

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
They had to make an important golf game.
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
They had a party during detention.
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Pops, Beauregard, friends, enough said.
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

 

[theprawncracker]

More story tomorrow. I've gotta think up some more story.

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 6:

(Kermit is seen walking by himself down a crowded hallway)

Kermit: (humming "Rainbow Connection") Oh boy I can't wait to show Rowlf how much I've practiced playing his song!

(Stops at a locker and opens it)

Kermit: Hmm, I geuss I have gym next. Gotta get my spare clothes. (he rumages around his locker) Oh here they are! (pulls out shorts and a t-shirt) Well, Gonzo and Fozzie don't have gym with me. So I geuss I'll have to talk to Rizzo and Pepe.

(Kermit shuts his locker and starts to walk down the hallway when suddenly...)

Piggy: Hey watch it! You made me drop all my books!

Kermit: Oh gee, I'm sorry, here let me pick them up for you. (Picks up books, then looks up) Hi Piggy...

Piggy: Hello um, what was your name again?

Kermit: I'm Kermit, Kermit the Frog. We have the same homeroom.

Piggy: Yes, well um, um, he he. Well Kermit what brings you to this neck of the hall?

Kermit: I was on my way to gym class. But I'm glad I bumped into you Piggy, there's something I've been needing to ask you.

Piggy: Oh really? And what might that be? Short, Green, and Handsome.

Kermit: Well, I was wondering if...

(Enter...)

Clifford: Hey Piggy! You comin' or what?

Annie Sue: Yeah, stop talking to that loser and let's go!

Piggy: Oh oh, coming! Sorry Kermit we'll have to talk later!

(Piggy runs off to catch up with her freinds.)

Kermit: Good greif...

(Enter...)

Statler: Hey kid, looks like your bacon just ran out!

Waldorf: Yeah and the ham to!

Both: Do ho ho ho!

Kermit: Who are you?

Statler: I'm glad you asked that shorty!

Waldorf: Hit it!

We are...

The most dreadful, horrible,
Repulsive, people in the school!
We don't like the kids we're surrounded by!
That's why we make them eat gruel!

We are...

The worst example of human beings that you'll ever meet.
No matter where you are!
From Fraggle Rock to Sesame Street!
We're the Principals!

Waldorf: Yeah, except you can take out "pals" at the end!

Both: Do ho ho ho!

We're old!
And iritable!
We're cold!
And never cheerful!

We are the Principals!!!

Kermit: Wow. That was... um... interesting?

Statler: Now! Aren't you late for something?

Kermit: Yeah, Gym.

Waldorf: Then get moving! Before we give you detention!

Kermit: Yes sirs! (runs off)

&: Do ho ho ho!

 

[TogetherAgain]

...I'm still giggling

I still love the Rainbow Connection connection (and I still think that sounds funny)

I don't think I've mentioned this yet, but I love how uncomfortable/nervous/tongue-tied/love-struck Piggy gets when Kermit talks to her. It is SO awesome!

And I love Statler and Waldorf as principals. "Except you can take the 'pals' off the end!" That's so funny! And look at that, they even sing. And Kermit's scared out of his pants of them.

Wait, Kermit doesn't really wear pants too much any way... um, disregard that last comment...

 

[BEAR]

That last one was short but good! Keep em coming. I always look forward to reading them.

 

[Vic Romano]

What a great concept! Keep 'em coming!

 

[theprawncracker]

Thanks guys!

I'm going to the Zoo today, so I'll post the next chapter as soon as I get back! And this time I've already got the story thought up. Thanks to the help of a blue dragonlike freind of mine.

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 7:

(Kermit is seen passing through the gym doors)

Kermit: Sheesh, Piggy didn't even care that I was talking to her...

(He sees Pepe and Rizzo talking)

Pepe: No way! I have de most beautiful body! Hokay? Not jew!

Rizzo: Ehhh, think what ya want. Hey there's Kermit!

Pepe: Who?

Rizzo: The frog from the detention party.

Pepe: Oh! Froggy man! nice to see you again. Hokay?

Kermit: Hi guys hows it goin'?

Pepe: Good, how's it going with jew and de pig? Hokay?

Kermit: Not so good, she didn't even seem to care that I was talking to her...

Rizzo: Well just keep trying man. We're here for ya.

Kermit: Thanks guys that really...

Pepe: So Ritzo, what do you think of dat Annie Sue? She's a real fox! Hokay?

Rizzo: Yeah I know!

Kermit: Sheesh.

(Enter...)

Sweetums(wearing a blue and white t-shirt, blue shorts, and a blue baseball cap): Alright kids, settle down! Today my assistant's gonna teach ya'll how to play Ultimate Frisbee.

Rizzo: Assitant?

(Enter...)

Lew Zeland(wearing the same as Sweetums): Hiya kids! My name is Lew Zeland! And these (points to bucket) are my boomerang fish! Observe! I throw them a way, and then, they come back to me!

(When the fish flys back, Lew misses the catch and the fish lands in Sweetums' mouth and he eats it)

Lew: Hey! Give me back Darla!

Sweetums: Quiet Lew! You've gotta teach 'em how to play Ultimate Frisbee!

Lew: Fine... So, all you do is throw the frisbee a way, but it does not come back to you, unfortunatley, so, if your partner catches it and is past the goal line, you score a point. Got it?

Class: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Lew: Good! Now, I need team captains, hmm, Hogthrob and... Mr. the Frog!

Kermit: Me?

Lew: Yeah now come on, Hogthrob you pick first.

(They both walk to the front and stand by Lew)

Link: Clifford, naturally. (When Clifford comes to stand by Link they high-five)

Kermit: Um... Pepe?

Pepe: Me?!? Ha ha ha! I wasn't picked last! Hokay?

Link: That's pathetic! I pick Crazy Harry!

Harry: Crazy Harry play frisbee!!! Ah ha ha!

Kermit: Rizzo?

Rizzo: Sweet!

Link: You have no perception of sports prowess do you? Wait, what? Oh who cares, I pick Old Tom!

Kermit(to Pepe): What's up with him?

Pepe: Oh, he's been held back for years. Don't worry about him. Hokay?

Kermit: I pick... (scans crowd) um... you with the beard.

(Enter...)

Jim Henson muppet: Oh, you can call me Jim.

Kermit: Don't I know you from somewhere?

Jim: No, I don't think so...

Link: Deadly I pick you!

Uncle Deadly(to camera): Don't worry folks, this will be a frightfully small cameo apperance.

(They continue picking until everyone's picked and then they play...)

Kermit: You guys played horrible!

Pepe: Well jew don't have much room to talk. Hokay? Jew weren't much of a John Elway yourself. Hokay?

Rizzo: John Elway plays football, not Ultimate Frisbee.

Pepe: Whatever.

Kermit:Sheesh, I can't believe we lost to that Link guy.

Rizzo: Yeah, and would you believe that he has the nerve to ask Piggy to the dance?

Kermit: What?!?

Pepe: De plot thickens. Hokay?

 

[TogetherAgain]

<laughs>
"de plot thickens, hokay!"
<laughs>
That's just GREAT!
Oh, man, I love it! Give me more!
Oh! And I LOVE the Jim Henson muppet. "Don't I know you from somewhere?"