Family Proublems

[Beauregard]

Wocka, wocka, WATCH OUT!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: I told you we should be afraid of Christy's driving!
Now, now we're back on the road, it's fine
Red: This will be one interesting trip
Yeah, but that's what makes it fun!

 

[christyb]

Look, as long as we're alive that's all that matters. That and the bus is in one piece. I mean hey, Frank Oz, Jerry Nelson, and the gang rode with me. I've gotten no lawsuits yet. Now to work on that speech. *begins driving with left foot down operating the pedals right foot steering, while my hands are writing in a notebook, glancing up to make sure we're in the right lane and everything*

 

[Beauregard]

You are in the right lane..but going in the wrong direction!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<still in random pile of limbs under seat>
You know, this is starting to hurt-
OW! Christy could you go a little slower over bumps?!? I just hit my head on the bottom of the seat!

ooft, I'm getting cramped like this. Why did I think it was comfortable to be tied in a knot?

OW!!!! Christy, that is NOT what I would call going SLOWER over the bumps... what, It's not my fault I'm under the seat.... or... is it?... eh, whatever. maybe I should try getting into a seat (instead of under one) and sitting semi-normally.

ooooh.......you know guys, I don't think I can get out of this tangle of me by myself... could somebody, like, grab one of my legs or something and pull?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Ok, I'll grab one of your legs, maybe Red can grab the other. Pull!
*Beth and Red go flying into another seat crashing into a random Muppet or person on board*
Well did that help?

 

[TogetherAgain]

AH! yes, yes it did. Thank you beth and red. It's good to be out from under that seat.

But, um... does anybody know why there's this, um.... well somehow I was sharing the under-the-seat area with a Muppet-Christmas-Carol-dressed-Kermit-puppet, and I'm not exactly sure why... sort of an honor, though, if you think about it. anyway, could any one tell me why he's on the...
<looks around, vaguely remembers reading something...>
you know what, I'm not sure I want to know why he's on the EM bus... no, I do want to know, but I think I already do... and I think I just totally confused myself. What are we doing here again? where are we?

<turns to yak>

which Kyle are you? oh, wait, you're... oh goodness. I must have hit the bottom of the seat harder than I thought.
<rubs small bump on head>
yeah, that's gonna hurt pretty bad soon. where did I put those pain killers... dang it! I forgot em. hm... but I got the paper towels!

AHHH! <falls backwards *again* as bus accelerates *again* but catches self this time>

Oh goodness, why am I still not in a seat?
<sits in seat.>

 

[Erine81981]

Yakky: *grabs underseat girl and sit her in a seat*

Kyle 3: Thanks Yakky. Your one good yak. *hugs Yakky*

Kyle 2: I'm the one with the monsters as dormies. Thats the original. *points to Kyle*

Kyle: Seems that this is all to weird. Time to pull ourself together!

All Kyle's get up while Christy is still driving crazy and starts running at each other......

Kyle 2: Is this going to hurt?

Kyle 3: Not unless your fraglie.

Kyle 2: Thanks goodness. What is fraglie?

Kyle: *bumps into Kyle 2 but nothing happens* Ok thats funny. Nothing happend.

Kyle 2: Maybe we have to have some kind of magic.

Kyle 3: Like I said once before if Mr. Cole was here he could help out.

Kyle 2: Why isn't he here then?!

Kyle 3: I don't know. Ist not my dream.

Kyle: This is a dream?

Grover: Is there anything we can do?

Kyle 2: Nope. Not really.

Herry: Come on Grover. Lets go to the back of the bus.

Cookie M: Where's me cookies?

Kyle: I don't know if I'm all here?

 

[Beauregard]

*calm female voice*

Warning. Warning. Warning. Warning.

*panicked beauregard voice*

This is going to be ouchy!

*screamy everyone voice*

Kallabonga!

 

[Erine81981]

*calm female voice*

Warning. Warning. Warning. Warning.

*panicked beauregard voice*

This is going to be ouchy!

*screamy everyone voice*

Kallabonga!

Cookie M: Something going to happen.

Grover: Don't worry Cookie. Its only *looks outside* uh yea I guess your right. WE'RE GOING TO GET AN OUCHY!!

Herry: Is there any way were going to get out of this mess?

Kyle 2: Guys stop it. Its ok. We're going to be ok. Heres your cookie Cookie Monster.

Cookie M: Ooooo thanks Kyle. Your one good friend.

Kyle 3: Uh you know I just thought of something. We got on the wrong bus Yakky. We were spoused to go with Vic and Ted. VACATION! *faints*

Yakky: Wagga Wagga Wagga! Hurmup! *sheaks Kyle 3*

Kyle: Here! *throws water on Kyle 3*

Kyle 3: Thanks I needed that.

Kyle: Your welcome. Now get ya'll selfs together. Were going to Collage Station. Thats where both of them live near. Ok I think we need to stop for a while and get a motel. I'm getting pretty sleepy. How 'bout ya'll?