I would apply for a new family, but that's just me.
Seriously, it's terrible how vindictive people (especially ex's) can be. To sit there and call up and go through all this trouble over nothing.
Heck, when I baby sat some kids once, I told 'em, i says, "Hey, let's play cowboy and indians. I'll be the indian, and you be the cowboys. What I'll do is tie you up like pretending you're a hostage and then you have to get out of it, okay?" They cheered, and so I tied their feet and waist to the chair, and we watched cartoons and ate peanut butter/jelly sandwiches until their mom got home. I didn't charge anything, of course, because the bread was fresh for the sandwiches and I actually had a good time.
BTW: Don't believe that...