Family Proublems

[Erine81981]

In Kyle 2's room.......

Kyle: Its weird to be talking to myself.

Kyle 2: It doesn't really seem weird since I'm really here.

Kyle: I guess your right. *yawns* Sleepy. *turns on TV* This should put us to sleep.

On TV:
Muppet Newscaster: This is another Muppet Newsflash. On the road to Collage Station there is a flood of mild milk. Uh this isn't right? What is this? This can't be right. Mild Mlik? Who's ever heard of mild milk. Uh who cares! *throws paper aside and walks off*

Kyle 2: Yeeeeep. *falls asleep*


Back in the resterant part of the hotel......

Yakky: RUP! He he he he he he he......

Kyle 3: You seem a little drunk.

Grover: This is a kids movie not an adult movie.

Kyle 3: He's drunk off his own laugter. Not real drunk.

Grover: Oh ok. Thats fine. Is that good Cookie?

Cookie: Me love it. Its good. *munch munch gobble gobble*

Grover: I'll have what he's having.

Grouch waiter: Here you go! *puts lettuce in the catapult and launches it*

Grover: *covered in lettuce* I'm glad I didn't have a scene in this part of the movie.

Herry: I really don't mind. Send some my way!

Grouch waiter: Ok you asked for it! *catapult its his way*

Herry: Now this is survise. *eats some lettuce*

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Fench Fly leans over to Beth with kissy lips*

French FLY, not Fry lady...See *flys around in a cyrcle...gets attracted by the light of the fly-killar, goes in and gets zapped by electrisity*

Ok, I give up, voi's right, moi fried...

Oops! Ok, so you're a french FLY.
Red: I'm sure there are talking French Fries at this place too though
*French fry jumps up on table* FRY: Bonjour!
Red: I should know better by now...

 

[christyb]

I think we've stepped into the twilight zone. *theme song plays* Why did I say anything? Lemme guess we get what we ask for in this place.

 

[Beauregard]

Can I have a cup of english tea in a bone china teacup?

 

[christyb]

*English tea appears in what seems to be a bone cup. At least it kinda looks like a cup. More like a bone*

 

[Beauregard]

*sigh*

Thanks a lot.

*bone rings*

Hello?

*hands bone to Christy*

It's Lisa on the telebone.

 

[TogetherAgain]

I'm on the telebone? I thought I was in my chair. or maybe my chair IS a telebone! Wouldn't surprise me, all things considered.

<turns to rubber duckie>

on the other hand, it could be a different Lisa. There are lots of other Lisa's, you know. For example, there's one in my acting class, two in my youth group, I think there's one on my school bus, and there's...

rubber duckie: squeaky squeakysqueak! Squeak squeak squeak!

oh, you get it, ok. Well, I was just making a point.

rubber duckie: squeak, squeak, squeak...

rubber duckie, you are so impatient. but anyways. <reaches up and grabs some passing lettuce> Now that's what I call "fast food"! <takes a bite, looks around> Well, all the glasses are either dirty or broken, the spaghetti is served with maple syrup, and I don't think this floor has seen a mop in a couple years. But somehow... I don't know, I think this place sort of reminds me of the Happiness Hotel. You know?

<sings>
Well there's no fire in the fireplace,
There's no carpet on the floor.
Don't try to order dinner-
There's no kitchen anymore...

 

[TogetherAgain]

you know rubber duckie, it's awful quiet around here all of a sudden. I don't even see any more tossed salads. Did I scare everybody away? Gosh, I didn't think my voice was that bad!

<looks around, sees very few people...>

I feel awfully abandoned. And ignored. Maybe they all left without us? Do you think they would do that?

rubber duckie: squeeaak...... squeak SQUEAK squeak squeak squeaky squeak squeak squeak....

No, only Beau left us under the bus seat. Red and Beth got us out. I don't think they would forget us. Maybe they just went to sleep.

rubber duckie: squeaky.

Well, I don't know what room(s) they're in, so...

rubber duckie: squeak?

Let's just go sleep on the bus.

rubber duckie: squeak squeaky!

I am NOT crazy! I'm insane.

<takes rubber duckie out to the bus to sleep>