COVID-19 Coronavirus News and Updates

[LittleJerry92]

 

[fuzzygobo]

And Fauci is the “they” that’s pushing it.

I mean..... you might as well just wear a zentai suit with a mask on at this point.

one time 15 years ago, for a kid’s birthday party, I got hired to dress up as a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger (I was the red one. That’s all I know about them.)
Easy gig. Play tag and pose for a few pictures with the birthday boy. Half hour in the costume, easiest fifty bucks I ever made.

I wonder if that costume still fits.
If I wear the mask and helmet, would that pass?

 

[LittleJerry92]

I mean, your face is covered, so sure!

 

[fuzzygobo]

With all the gear on, your field of vision is reduced to one square inch. The mask is to cover your face so they can’t see in. Trouble is, you can’t see out. If you’re the least bit claustrophobic, this gig ain’t for you.

 

[LittleJerry92]

I mean I like wearing full body suits so I don’t mind. The helmet seems more frustrating.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Yes, but without the helmet and mask, I’m not a Power Ranger. Just a hippie freak pretending to be be.

 

[D'Snowth]

If Fred of all people gets it, then what's the matter with the rest of these big dummies?!

 

[D'Snowth]

Well, it's official: we have to wear double masks now, because the constant mutations and new strains of COVID (even though mutations are impossible) are far more contagious and spreadable that we need to wear double masks to double our protection.

 

[LittleJerry92]

This is what happens when you live in a southern state with deep fried foods soaked in butter and salt.

 

[D'Snowth]

Apparently this is worldwide; the U.K. is being cited as an example of how rapidly the new variant is spreading.