Wow, I have been a good boy this year, haven't I?Even if a 5-year-old came up to me and said “Not so much for me, Santa, but I want LittleJerry92 to get a dime bag of Homegrown and Snowthy a Trish Yearwood poster!”
You don’t say no. You say “Santa will check his list.
But in all seriousness, it reminds me of that KENAN & KEL episode where Kenan filled in for a department store Santa who got the daylights knocked out of him by a spoiled rich kid after Santa laughed at his request of getting a real Air Force fighter jet for Christmas; one boy asked Santa Kenan not to bring him anything, just a new bike for his little sister because hers was stolen, and their mom couldn't afford to buy her a new one - that struck a chord with Kenan, who ended up spending all of the money he was saving up for a mountain bike for himself to instead buy both of them new bikes for Christmas, as well as other presents.