NOSTALGIA CRITIC: Who do they get to start off this ground-breaking special? None other than the ******* Presidents of The United States himself! OMG! GEORGE BUSH IS KICKING THIS THING OFF! OMG... George Bush is kicking this thing off? That can't be good... he goes on and on and on about how listening to your parents is a good thing, but when you're a kid hyped up as ****, all you can hear is "Blah, blah, blah, I'm an old person, blah, blah, blah, I'm keeping you from cartoons, blah, blah, BLAH!"