NOSTALGIA CRITIC: You know what? I'm beginning to believe most of these cartoon characters have been on drugs long before this special even came out! I mean look at them... Garfield's always hungy, Pooh's always happy as ****, Daffy's always hyped up on speed, and Michelangelo... well, just LISTEN to him!
MICHELANGELO: Your brains must be, like, REALLY messed up, dude!