Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

[Super Scooter]

... Your face!



Just cuz your jealous you can't shake it like a shimmyin', sexy penguin!

<--- gettin' jiggy wit it.

 

[Beauregard]

Your foot!

 

[Super Scooter]

Hey! .... you know how sensitive I am about that...

 

[Beauregard]

Your...stinky...foot.

 

[Luke]

Just cuz your jealous you can't shake it like a shimmyin', sexy penguin!

Shake what??? lol

 

[sarah_yzma]

We've gone this long without getting this thread locked, now you're going to ruin it with penguins....

 

[Beauregard]

Shake what??? lol

...a rubber duckie?

 

[Super Scooter]

We've gone this long without getting this thread locked, now you're going to ruin it with penguins....

"If you can't get out, you either blow something up, or you eat something, or you just throw penguins in the air...

Here it is, The Muppet Show." (oops! channeling Brian Henson again...)

 

[Beauregard]

(oops! channeling Brian Henson again...)

God help us all...

 

[Luke]

.... hey no blaspheming Brian Henson. Brian is the fountain of all knowledge, check out his advice column - http://www.angelfire.com/me3/muppets/BrianAdvice.html

It is from this column that i have based my life, on the worldy teachings of Brian Henson -

5. Don't leave your camera or wallet in cars
4. Don't hold grudges (especially useful when watching Muppet Wizard Of Oz)
3. Open your mind to the new voice of Kermit (formerly voiced by Jim Henson)
2. Make your own name (even though you gotta leave for 3 years, at least when you come back they let you make most of the shows, COOL!)

and the all important number one Brian Henson commandment -

1. Don't Bash Barney! The Kids NEED Barney, Leave Barney alone! (word!)

The guy needs to write a book, who cares about whether we get a Piggy autobiography, i need to hear from Brian as to what to do if i ever see a Chicken crossing the road! Also don't forget he built Winky Pinkerton, the FIRST Muppet Penguin - so BRIAN HENSON IS THE PENGUIN GOD!!!!!!