Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

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Luke said:
Can't believe this thread has got to 77 pages. Here's to you Bill! (I mean, Mr Baretta, Sir!). I think we should have an "Ask Bill" competition thing, people submit your questions to Bill and we'll email em over or something to celebrate. Lets hope either he or his lawyers respond!
His lawyers have sent us enough....
 

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Yeah... when they sent back the flowers, candy, 82-page letter, and nude photos I'd sent him all shred up in a box with the restraining order wrapping, I pretty much gave up all hope of an "Ask Bill" thread.
 

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You sent him nude photos? I hope they were artistic and not anything trashy!

(we Muppet fans have a reputation to uphold y'know!)
 

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thats what i dont have the nude pic lol im only kidding lol but the Dwayne fan club does kind of sound nice but theresnot a lot people could say about me because im not really open about my self on here a lot.
 

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You don't have to be open. We just make stuff up. :smile:

For instance, you drink chocolate milk every Tuesday at 8pm.

Now your legions of fans will also drink chocolate milk every Tuesday at 8pm.
 

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*waits in anticipation for Teusday*

Luke said:
You sent him nude photos? I hope they were artistic and not anything trashy!

(we Muppet fans have a reputation to uphold y'know!)
I would never do anything trashy, except for this one time, but that's strictly between me and Britney.
 

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You keep your mucky flippers off MY Britney you nudist!
 

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Ugg!! I just threw up in my mouth when you said I drink chocolate milk on Tuesday nights. I really hate milk. How about that on the first Monday of every month, I take my one and only shower.
 

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Well...the stalking thing may take a little catching on...we usually like to know our subjects a little before we stalk them in the shower, but it could work :wink:

And Justin?! What is this Britney thing?! Seriously! *shakes head*

Kermit's a nudist......except when he has the decency to wear the reporter coat on SS (I like to think of it as a streaker jacket type thing :wink: )
 
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