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Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

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Beauregard said:
I simply refuse to let my mind go bad places with that one.
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... What do you do with paddle balls?

Beauregard said:
I think we tried that once...but the grease really messed up that cardboard Britney.
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... Britney has been lookin' pretty greasy lately.
 
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Super Scooter said:
... Britney has been lookin' pretty greasy lately.
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Well y'know, i had to punish her for doing "stuff" with girls (without me present), and strangely enough she enjoyed it, as did i! :halo:
 
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...... you mean you never got the invitation?
 
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.... ooops! yeah, sorry. I stopped opening all that mail Britney was sending me. It got a little obsessive. :zany:
 
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Super Scooter said:
.... ooops! yeah, sorry. I stopped opening all that mail Britney was sending me. It got a little obsessive. :zany:
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*Pepe voice* Gah! She cheat on me with another girl!

...wait, what?
 
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No matter about you. I've been living with a greasy soggy pantless cardboard cut-out of her for the last 5 years .... and now i find it's been sending him mail. To think she forgot to post my valentines cards to each of the remaining Golden Girls as well. sheesh!
 
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Can't believe this thread has got to 77 pages. Here's to you Bill! (I mean, Mr Baretta, Sir!). I think we should have an "Ask Bill" competition thing, people submit your questions to Bill and we'll email em over or something to celebrate. Lets hope either he or his lawyers respond!
 
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A fan club? :wink:

We could always start one for you though!
 
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