Originally posted by ResidentLilly
But anyone who works in this business will tell you that dealing with China factories is the absolute MOST frustrating thing about this othewise fun business.
*Phone Call Intercepted Between Ken & China Earlier Today*
Ken :- Helllooooooodlly O'dley
China :- Ello, Mr Wangs Noodle Bar, May i take your order please ?
Ken :- It's Ken from Palisades
China :- Oh yes, Hello Mr Ken, your action figures are coming along veeeerry nicely - we are working on them right now in our kitche... err workshop.
Ken :- Thats good - How is Rowlf the Dog coming along ?
China :- You want dog Mr Ken ? We can do dog - Nooo problem.
Ken :- I want him to come with a bone if thats ok ?
China :- Oh no Mr Ken - no want bones - too much gristle. We take them out for you. You like Sweet and Sour sauce ?
Ken :- How's Scooter ?
China :- No Mr Ken, we not deliver on Scooters. Hard to balance food on back. We come in family saloon.
Ken :- Can you hear me ? I think we have a bad line
China :- Ooooh ugly Miss Piggy ? - we told you , looooong hair !
Ken :- How is the Kitchen playset coming ?
China :- Oh yes Mr Ken - veeery well indeed. We make some design changes to be more realistic. We take out Swedish Chef and pack 12 Chinese Chef's instead yes ? Noooo charge !
Ken :- I'm a bit concerned about Pepe The Prawn
China :- Oh yes, we thought you said 'King Prawn In Batter' not 'King Prawn no yet matter'. Our apologies Mr Ken.
Ken :- Ok so when can you deliver ?
China :- We be round in 30 minutes, and if we late we give you free Prawn Crackers.
Luke
*Apologises to all Chinese People in advance*