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*eyes widen further* I HAVE BEEN QUEEN OF THIS UNIVERSE FOR 23 YEARS NOW AND NOT ONCE HAS SOMEONE BEEN SO RUDE TO ME!! Fem: Well there was that unpleasent evening meal with Nelson Mandela.... DanDan: Oh yes that's right....never have I heard such profanity. ANYWAY, THIS IS THE SECOND RUDEST...

*eyes widen* HOW! DARE YOU!! :eek: :eek: :eek: FEM!! FEM!!!! *Fem enters dressed as butler* Fem: Yes m'lady? DanDan: This...peasent!! Has addressed his queen in a foul and unpleasent manner!!! Fem: Oh...I see...*glares at Father*

*points* You sir! Are standing in my fog!!

*dead silence* Do not. Speak that name. In my car. *kicks PeaPea out of car and drives off*

*brakes car suddenly* DanDan: You.........we've had this argument before over Noel Edmonds!! I keep telling you- he! Is! Mine!! :mad: Fem: Oh lord.....

DanDan: *ahem* Barry and I are involved Fem: *shudder*

DanDan: Of course you great pillar boxes, we got Christmas presents for you too!! Fem: Yes...of course we did...

DanDan: Yes...of course....so! Let's all go home and give each other our Christmas presents!! Early!! Because know knows when Lucy could be online next!! Fem: WHAT?? DanDan: You know, Lucy Lui!! She's outside, she keeps standing on the line that's blocking our exit from the car park, now's...

Nightmare Before Christmas? What are you talking about? This year we're going to watch...as our Christmas day special treat...."Schindler's List". I hear it's very festive. I've never seen it, but I presume Schindler lives in the north pole and checks his list twice to find out who's been...

DanDan: *bursts in swinging from vine dressed as Tarzan* Hey y'all!! Happy Halloween!! *hits Drue with radish*

Happy birthday!! :)

...whatever floats your boat...

Oooh no but that's a really good idea, cool tree!

Snowthy, if you want I'll put on bunny ears and eat out of your hand...?

My resolution is to stop biting my nails. And to audition for more stuff. And to start practising my piano more. And to start/join a band.

Actually Mrs P, I just put "One More Sleep Till Christmas" on my iPod yesterday, that's my fave Christmas song like ever. And I watched It's a very merry muppet Christmas yesterday night (along with TMM, the DVD of which kept skipping all over the place) and cried at various occasions. I don't...

The only record I own is my Like A Prayer LP...which I technically stole from my mam but y'know....:halo:

It sounds to me like this Debbie woman could use support, so I think you're mam going to her babyshower is a really nice thing for her to do. And besides, a lot of people I know's parents are unmarried and/or unemployed. And they turned out to be nice people.

Seasons Of Love is pretty rockin', but it is by no means the best Renteth song.

Tut tut, lesser men than me have said those immortal words to me, dear brother. *hears ding* My cupcakes are ready! So anyway, brother, how've you been. The neighbours said something about a giant alligator swallowing your family...well I say neighbours, I mean the voices in my head...wow do you...