"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*brakes car suddenly*

DanDan: You.........we've had this argument before over Noel Edmonds!! I keep telling you- he! Is! Mine!!

Fem: Oh lord.....

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: No...we agreed you'd have Noel Edmonds *Noel appears in the boot of the Lemon car* ...oh, hey Noel....and that I'd have Barry Scott and Chris Tarrant.

Drue: Who do I get?

PeaPea: Pierce Brosnan.

Drue: Really?! Hang on...isn't he married?

PeaPea: Fine, you can have, erm, Madonnna!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*dead silence*

Do not. Speak that name. In my car.

*kicks PeaPea out of car and drives off*

 

[Erine81981]

After Mr. Moppet was drenched with cold tea. He started hallucinating. Everything started changing in front of his eyes. The whole town of where ever it was started to look like Bedford Falls and a mix of Victorian England. Father was in a whole new world. It's almost as if he had never been born. As Father wakes up off the floor of the cold ground he finds he is at his house. He runs up to the door but can't open the door. He looks inside and finds a poor family sitting at a table.


(Ok everyone take it from there)

 

[The Count]

*Back in the real world that's not a hallucination of Bo's...

*Sing: On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

And a partridge in a pear tree.
*Opens door to Coles' home.

Hello? Izzy? Girls? Daddy's home...
Hmmm, thought they'd be here. Wonder where they could've gotten off to...

 

[Erine81981]

In the Real World.......

Ok. Lift it! Alright.....

Yakky: *groaning* When can we put it down?

Biggy: *grunting* Yeah! My arms are about to fall off!

Shhhhhhhhhh....be quite guys. We have to get it set jiust right. Now over a bit.

Biggy: Hurry up! *knees start to wobble*

Yakky: We're about to lose the present!

Just a minute. *thinking*

Biggy: HELP! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *loses balance*

Yakky: We're going down!

A big thud is heard outside the Cole's front door

Everyone........RUN! *everyone scatters*

In the big box is a white robot that the Japanese have. It's here for Ed to use as a maid or butler. *on the card* Enjoy it Mr. Cole. From Us the Moppet/Moore's.

 

[The Count]

After the present from the Moppets and Moors has been brought inside, Mr. Cole gives it the once over examining the pieces and instructions. Hmmm, a butler... Or a maid... Well, on the one hand a butler would be a big help, it can assist Izzy keeping the place clean and also keep track of our appointments. But on the other hand... A small smile crosses his face as thoughts of slyness cross his mind. Might purrfer a maid. She'd help out maintaining the house in order... And she'd be a very welcome addition. But Izzy might have my hide for thinking such a thing.
Oh well... I'll just leave this intact and put it over here with the other presents. Izz can look it over and give her approval as to which of the two it'd be.

*Goes about his business to go get some breakfast.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*comes up as Adam is pondering which the robot should be* Hm, yes dear I'm thinking butler would work just fine. *smiles* Did you have a nice birthday? I hope you liked your present, the girls and I wanted to get you something nice.

 

[The Count]

*To self: Why did I know she'd say that?

Oh, hi darling. Yes, it was a grand time we had yesterday. The girls' presents were very nice, they're hung on the tree's branches with pride.
Gestures so as to show Izzy the ornaments the girls made hanging with great care and caution.

I'll be working here in the study... Papers that need typing up and sending to Magic School you know. Maybe we can go out and have dinner together later tonight.

 

[Beauregard]

In the hallucination world (here, everyone speaks in loud, theatrical voices)

Father: *shakes snow of self* What the...why...I never even wished that I'd never been bathed! *pause* I have no idea where I was going with that. So, I was drenched in tea and shut out of my house, what a wonderfull life. *wink, wink* *heads to door, but it is opened suddenly from inside*

Hevej: I am the ghost of christmas past!

Father: Which special are we in again?

Hevej: Hush! We are visiting your past...as if you were never born. Aye. As if I had been a pirate all by myself, do you know where I was? I was galavanting o're dem seas in a beautifull pea-green boat, I were when all a suddon the anti-pirate agency did clap me in fearfull irons and made me do their ironing, they did fer sure.

Father: That's terrable!

Hevej: Oh aye! And all I wanted was the peace and quiet to follow my heart, alone, at sea. Aye.

Father: Oh, Hevej...*frowns*...Oh, Ghost, that's dreadfull! It reminds me of my own condition, seeking for peace from that blue-skinned brother-in-law...and I don't mean Cole...

Hevej: Beware! Because locked away in a pirate's dungeon, that be peacefull alright...but there'll be no tea! *slams door*

Father: What next, oh weird hallucination dream? Where to next?