"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*crawls out of dishwasher*

No you silly Billy, it's me! DanDan!! Here, I got you a souvenir *hands father a plate*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh, thank you...you didn't happen to find any toast while you were in there? *places plate on table* *pauses* Eeeew! Dandan! What were you doing in...that is NOT hygenic! *runs plate under tap*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I was hoping you would ask that question! Well you see, PeaPea said it had been over 7 hours since her last big clean-up. So I had the idea that she could clean Fem. But he wasn't dirty, so I decided to cover him head to toe...well....toe to toe really...in honey. But unfortunately the bees got to him before PeaPea did and now our house is being fumigated. So I thought you wouldn't mind if I camped out in your dishwasher! I've only broken 5 wineglasses so far. I understand you only had 4, but I decided to bring one from home and break that too....mushroom? *offers Father mushroom from bottom of boot*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Well...I...er...so long as they were the cheap plastic wine glasses that I get out for guests and Mr Cole and not the expencive crystal ones that Christy bought me as a wedding present...I guess that's an acceptable rate of breakage.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Well...they did seem awfully crystal...but *spies the plastic ones on a shelf* Tell you what? Shall I break those as well *goes over and smashes plastic glasses with a mallet*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *grabs Dandan's wrist* Give me that, drop it! Bad aunt! Drop the mallet!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Tut tut, lesser men than me have said those immortal words to me, dear brother. *hears ding* My cupcakes are ready! So anyway, brother, how've you been. The neighbours said something about a giant alligator swallowing your family...well I say neighbours, I mean the voices in my head...wow do you smell burning...? *dishwasher goes up in flames* No! My house! I had my deck of cards and a bottle of conditioner in there!!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *stares at flames in perfect calm* Pass the extinguisher Dandan. Now. NOT THE ANT EXTERMINATOR! The EXTINGUISHER! THE FIRE FLAME PUTTER-OUTER! CAN I MAKE MYSELF MORE CLEAR??? *jumps up and down in John Cleesish fury!*

 

[The Count]

*And Father's anger is suddenly quenched by a shower of icy cold tea dropped directly over his head.

Hmmm, wonder what that sister of mine's up to...
*Goes to private office and plugs in the Psi-Net machine to locate Christy on the isle of Westeast. Oh, she's retrieving some nukes from those crazy kamikaze Japanese... Well, so long as she doesn't blow up any expensive mushroom clouds...

 

[Erine81981]

A passenger whips his finger on Mr. Moppet's clothes and taste it "Mmmmm needs suger." *walks on*