"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *bursts in swinging from vine dressed as Tarzan* Hey y'all!! Happy Halloween!! *hits Drue with radish*

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: DanDan...I know you've been de-normalised and everything, but Halloween was months ago. It's five days til Christmas you daft turnip. But, then again, I guess we'll HAVE to watch Nightmare Before Christmas, won't we?

Drue: *nibbles on radish*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Nightmare Before Christmas? What are you talking about? This year we're going to watch...as our Christmas day special treat...."Schindler's List". I hear it's very festive. I've never seen it, but I presume Schindler lives in the north pole and checks his list twice to find out who's been naughty and nice...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Erm...no. How about Nightmare on Elm Street? I hear it's VERY festive...

Drue: *snorts*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Yes...of course....so! Let's all go home and give each other our Christmas presents!! Early!! Because know knows when Lucy could be online next!!

Fem: WHAT??

DanDan: You know, Lucy Lui!! She's outside, she keeps standing on the line that's blocking our exit from the car park, now's our chance to get out

Fem: To the lemon!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Oooh, can Drue and I come? We've been inside that hospital for so long, we've forgotten what the sun looks like....

Drue: Ain't that the truth...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Of course you great pillar boxes, we got Christmas presents for you too!!

Fem: Yes...of course we did...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I got Cillit Bang for everyone I know!!...oops.

Drue: Oh, no...now the surprise is spolied (!) I wondered why Barry Scott was visiting you when I was in hospital last week..

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *ahem* Barry and I are involved

Fem: *shudder*

 

[Lucy]

Drue: *shudder* I don't even want to think about how that would work....

PeaPea: DanDan, you know better than anyone that Barry Scott is MINE!!