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Appropriate and Distanced Police: *enters, sweep up Mat, and toss from the door into the street* *dust off hands* *head to the bar*

Not sure if this is a direct reference to bernie Brillston (sp?), to the fact that the Muppets are always refering to their agent as Bernie, or whether it's just a traditional joke that started goodness knows where that all Stars agents are called Bernie...but, in Ocean's Eleven one of the...

Speaking of hairdoes...Kermit's cute little wig in MTI is the most adorable thing in the histor of adorable little things!

Yes, most of it may be photoshopped and yes, Fozzie may have a tail (what the heck?) but...I would buy this for Rizzo in the chimney alone! He has to be the most adorable thing I've seen in a long time!

*sets underpants on fire and zooms upwards, unleasing rounds of squishy tomatoes on unsuspecting people below*

Hree is a garnd plcae to hdie. Insdie tihs drak aligtaor shpaed hloe fileld with sprakilng whtie teeth.

*bounds in, throws dry oatmeal in the air, dissapears* Merry Christmas!

Certainly I don't wish to die...*runs away rapidly, scattering half finished Visions pages behind me*

You suhlod be srory, you've gevin Fyold Pepepr's wfie a hedaache!

Oh Ru, I am desperate to know, which outfit did you copy? And do you have pictures?

Great...*hands out tissues* Now look what you did...*dabs own eyes*

*worships MeepBorkMeep* *blinks* *ahem* Your bowl of cherries, ma'am. Yes FRR! You may join if you have bagels on your person and are prepared to share, and/or if you know the location of ancient burried Astec Treasure.

Sounds fantastic! I can't wait to see a picture of this Larry chappy! I am a huge fan of Lenny's fabulous design.

Welcome to the club, the bar is open and music pumps through these large black speakers and there's a mosh pit and....oops...wrong club...*heads towards Club Dot instead of Club Dave*

*laughs!* One of the reasons I stopped writing Visions 2 was because I got violent dissaproval of the Gonzo/Piggy pairing...which I happen to ADORE. It's great to see someone else who thinks simililarly! Of course it would never work out in the real world...but the dark universe gives me that...

(Of course not, of course not. Because we are all distanced and appapro in these parts.) One thing worth mentioning about Dave is that he is still here. Frank and Jerry are retired, but Dave is still dead center in the world of Muppetdom. Gotta love and squeeze him for that.

Bo: *runs through door into room* George: It helps if you open it... Beau: *lifts broken pieces of door and leaves the room* Mildred: Is everything alright, Bo? Bo: Yes, yes. Everything is fine. Mildred: You seem a little aggitated. Beau: *returns* Are your 'tattas agid? Bo: A little I...

Plus, he's at University and that is eating up his time so much so that the Count von Count is now less than 200 posts behind! I would vouch about a week until congratulations will be in order!

Hevej: Behold! A ship in the distance can be seen, heading towards the ship on which we protagonists are standing! Aye! -- At home... Father: Viq-tor, I really don't wanna know where you got that money from, young man. But as your father, I must demand a tithe of 15%...

*slaps Leachy with spaghetti* Bonzi!