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Hevej: *slapping Jack on the back* if it's naughty jokes you're after, I know this one about a frog walking into a bank...*laughs*

Beau: *switches vacuum on* George: *is sucked up against it* Mildred: *is sucked up against George* George: Comfy... Bo: *unplugs vacuum* Will you cut it out? George: *pulls a pair of gardenning sheers from pocket* Any time! Beau: *looks at watch* Quater past three, why do you ask?

Hevej: *from below* Where to...Home, my friend. Back home. Meawhile, back home, Father continued prepareing a little breakfast... Father: Eggs...bacon...sousages...kidneys...hash-browns...tomatoes...orange juice...*closes fridge* I wish we had a few of those things...

Mildred: *prepares to whoop* George: *whirls mop* Beau: *wiggles vacuum hose* Bo: *rolls eyes* Mildred: *rustling skirts* Whoop whoop! George and Beau: *attack, poking with mop and twisting hose into knots* Bo: *raises eyeborws* Mildred: *whoops some more*

Hevej: *below, falls over a table and lands on a chart of the islands* Hawaii...Why I'm just fine, thank you. How are ye?

Beau: My cards! George: My mop! Beau: My job! George: My...my my, you're fat! Beau: *blink* *grabs cards* George: *grabs mop* Mildred: Boys! If you must fight, let us call for a duel! I challange thee, and all that! George: Fine! *raises mop* I challange thee! Beau: Who's Lee? Bo...

Hevej: Is there a difference? *twists icepick into helm to hold it straight and heads below for a tipple*

Bo: *running after Beau and George* Mildred: *running after Bo* George and Beau: *cleaning* Bo: *screeches to a halt* Is that a gun? Mildred: Is that a vacuum? George: Is that a question? Beau: I think it was an inquestionoitry remark, yup.

Hevej: I hope you realise that is my job you just took there...I feel slighted....

Beau: *feels the tingle of mess being made* George: *feels similar tingle* Both: *run for the door, coliding midway* Bo: *massages head* Both: *runs out the door and down the hall and all the way to where cards have been spread* George: Dips I sweep up cards! Beau: I call vacuuming...

Hevej: See, I said seabirds were good luck....*shifty eyes*

Bo: *looks at mobile* Must have got the wrong number...

Hevej: A seabird! Unlucky! *removes pistol from back pocket and fires at the creature on Jack's shoulder* Mayhaps that will get rid of the leak...or cause a leak in the raft...

Bo: *dials Gonzo's mobile* Sorry for walking out on you...I don't know what came over me. Mildred: *with tablecloth on head* Me either... Beau: Do you need a hand with getting that off? George: If she did, she'd ask me. Mildred: Erm...George can you help me with this? George: See...

Hevej: Don't be reminding me that avast our ship is not afast! A..float, rather...You know, I know! Start inflating the safetly raft, Jack lad.

Bo: *sitting on bed* I had the strangest dream... Beau: Me too Mildred: Was it a dream? George: Was I there? Mildred: Yes. George: It was then. *nods* *mops*

Mildred: Keep your feasty blue fingers to yourself, beaked wonder. George: *growls, mops at chocolate, spreading it over the carpet* Bo: Camilla, dear, watch your feathers in that chocolate...it is not low fat... Beau: *blinks*

Hevej: Mmmm...blood and thunder...

Bo: *rooted to the spot* Plants? Mildred: *stemmed in culture* Plants? George: *leaves from under the table* Plants? Beau: I guess so...

Beau: Well, that wasn't too bad... Bo: *stands up, catching arm in table cloth, flipping a bowl of fruit flying into a fondue machine* Mildred: *slips on splashed fondue chocolate and grabs onto George* George: *swings around, smashing an array of ornaments with the end of his mop* Bo: It...