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  1. Beauregard

    Dave's Appropriate and Distanced Admirers

    *becomes melty goo*
  2. Beauregard

    A hidden Juhl...

    Thanks for everything, Jerry. We miss you...
  3. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Back in her own room, Mildred fusses with her shawl and make-up... Mildred: One simply must be dressed in sutable attire for any meeting of critical, haughty, industrious Nureyev fangroupings...*adjusts shawl* Beau: Good morning. Mildred: Afternoon, FYI. You slept off all that fighting till...
  4. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Mildred: Sandpaper and Nureyev admireing...sounds as if we are in for some afternoon...I'll bring binoculars.
  5. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Mildred: *steps backwards in shock...which is good news for the foot* Too much chin? I can only assume you mean C.H.I.N. the "Clean, Hot Illustrious Nureyev" fans association...in which case it's in my handbook, not my face. Now...how about you and I book a facial for tomorrow at, say, 4 PM GMT BST?
  6. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Mildred: Animal Robotoc Testing is outdated and unneccessary, we test on humans in all branches of science these days...Now, you, are the person I wanted to talk to. *eyes furniture dubiously* I don't see a couch, but do you want to lie down? Beau: *to Robot Kermit* *shrugs* Mildred: Now...
  7. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beau: I wouldn't feel comfortable in your-- Mildred: Talking to me, dear. *sweeps past Beau and Robot Kermit and latches onto Robot Piggy's arm* YOur room sounds loverly dear...I am Mildred Huxxater, and, not to blow my own horn -- we all know how uncomfortable that can be -- but I have a...
  8. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    George: Oh we really did make -- Bo: PIES! And we forgot to bring them. George: No, look around you, we made it look like a pig-sty- Bo: -le, a pig-style...this room looks like it was designed by....Miss....Piggy? George: Why do you keep interupting? I'm tryin; to say we made a mess- Bo...
  9. Beauregard

    Byron, the Great and Mighty

    Bright Bottled Byron, the only Byron that truely soothes...
  10. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Mildred: Oh the poor thing...perhaps I should speak to her? I am a Doctor in psycology and annalysis and have an HTML in Robotic-brain systematic pattern syndrones and also known about diets that will help get the carbs on her calfs down, poor girl. Take away C from microchips and what do you...
  11. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Beau: *whispers* Thank you Leyla, we owe you one....or two....or three...or... Bo: *whispers* Thanks, Beau, that will do. Mildred: *approaching and whispering* Thanks for breaking up the fight Bo... George: *approaching and shouting* WHY are we WHISPERING?
  12. Beauregard

    Dave's Appropriate and Distanced Admirers

    Name praise must all go straight to MeeperBorkerMeep, whose recent encounter with Dave G inspired this little dedicated thread. And of course, with such a name we are gareunteed that no mental images, food throwing, or other such un-illustrious misbehavior shall befall us distanced admirers...
  13. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *knocking timidly on Layla's door, much later* Hi...Layla? Beau: *with Bo* Sorry for missbefighting earlier... Bo: *hugs Beau's shoulders*
  14. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: Better to be on the ocean, than for the ocean to be on you. Think about that. And keep thinking. *goes below*
  15. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *finally extracts self from limbs and cleaning products and manages to seperate battleing janitors enough to calm them* Beau, say sorry to George. Beau: *mumble* Mildred: George, say you are sorry to Beau. George: *to Beau* You are sorry...*smirk*
  16. Beauregard

    Dave's Appropriate and Distanced Admirers

    Dave Goelz is an awesome performer, with some of the Muppets more memorable muppets on his list of achievements (such as Zoot, Gonzo, Beauregard, and Bunsen). He's also a man dedicated to the craft of puppetry, and the Muppets themselves...joining tours, making appearances, and generally being...
  17. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: This isn't the plaice for that kind of humour...
  18. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Why stop it when we could sell tickets? George: *turns around, accidently slapping Bo with the end of the mop* Bo: Alright! This fight is stopping right now! Fight: *continues* Bo: Or not...
  19. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *giggles* Well...there's a frog...and it walks into a bank...*laughs uproarously and is unable to finish joke* Well, that was good. Lunch?
  20. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Remember that time he was running the marathon and it took him from 2 o'clock till half-past 2...the next day? Beau: *blinks* George: *tangled* Mildred: Maybe we should get some tea...
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